Live Alone and Like It
Updated 2005-04-21 17:00:00
With much reluctance, Lynette helps crabapple neighbor McLandingham with her acute arthritis/loneliness, ultimately earning Lynette some much-needed likeability points. And a Tiffany lamp. The body in the toy chest is identified as Dierdre, the woman Mike has been searching for high and low. A crooked cop gives Mike the police file on Dierdre, along with a juicy black eye. Carlos cuts up Gabby's credit cards, so Gardener John steps up with his junior credit card, which Gabby actually uses. Bree invites Reverend Sikes over for some homemade sausage and anti-gay counseling for Andrew, which makes for some excruciating dinner conversation. Besides, Andrew isn't really gay (or at least not entirely...sometimes he likes "vanilla ice cream," sometimes "chocolate"), he just claimed to be to get sent home from Camp Cordial (and its close quarters packed with temptingly wayward boys). Also, Andrew? Is a very, very bad seed. Susan is still that particular shade of break-up blue, which isn't at all brightened by the parade of Schnapps-toting men her mother brings home. Also, Susan's mom? Is very, very ticklish.