Family Guy Season 3 Episode Guide
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The Thin White Line (Part 1)
Episode 1 Originally aired: July 11, 2001Brian decides to try helping others and becomes a drug sniffing dog, but winds up addicted to cocaine. The family cancels a vacation to support Brian in rehab, where they are informed that Peter is a bad influence on Brian.
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Brian Does Hollywood (Part 2)
Episode 2 Originally aired: July 18, 2001Brian takes a crack at Hollywood, but winds up directing a porn film. He tries to hide it from the Griffins when he is nominated for a Woody award, but is surprised to find their support for him.
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Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Episode 3 Originally aired: July 25, 2001Peter's company is bought by a tobacco company, who sends him to Washington to lobby against a bill that poses a threat. Lois catches Stewie smoking and heads to Washington hereslf to stop the lobby, eventually getting the company fined a large sum.
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One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Episode 4 Originally aired: August 1, 2001A hurricane strikes Quohog, so englishmen Nigel Pinchley opts to rebuild the Drunken Clam into a British-style pub; he also moves his family next door to the Griffins.
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And the Wiener Is ...
Episode 5 Originally aired: August 8, 2001Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.
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And the Wiener is...
Episode 6 Originally aired: August 8, 2001Peter becomes threatened by Chris's penis size and tries to overcompensate elsewhere; Meg joins the cheerleaders in a vain attempt to become popular.
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Death Lives
Episode 7 Originally aired: August 15, 2001Peter is struck by lighting and visited by Death, who shows him that he must spend more time with Lois on their anniversary.
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Lethal Weapons
Episode 8 Originally aired: August 22, 2001Lois is talked into trying Tae-Jitsu, which she quickly succeeds at and finds her violent side following her into the household, leading to an all-out brawl.
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The Kiss Seen 'Round the World
Episode 9 Originally aired: August 29, 2001Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.
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The Kiss Seen Around the World
Episode 10 Originally aired: August 29, 2001Meg gets an internship in broadcasting and finds herself in a life-threatening situation, so she agrees to kiss her nerdy co-worker Neil, which he broadcasts on national television to her horror.
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Mr. Saturday Knight
Episode 11 Originally aired: September 5, 2001When Peter's boss dies, the factory closes costing him his job; subsequently he finds a job jousting at the renaissance faire.
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Fish Out of Water
Episode 12 Originally aired: September 12, 2001Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.
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A Fish Out of Water
Episode 13 Originally aired: September 19, 2001Peter decides to become a fisherman and hands over nearly all of his assets to secure the loan; Megan and Lois enjoy spring break at the beach.
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Emission Impossible
Episode 14 Originally aired: November 8, 2001When Peter and Lois discuss having another child, Stewie strongly objects and shrinks hinself, entering Peter's body to destroy his sperm supply.
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To Live and Die in Dixie
Episode 15 Originally aired: November 15, 2001The family goes into witness protection in a small Southern town after Chris identifies a robber at a police lineup.
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Screwed The Pooch
Episode 16 Originally aired: November 29, 2001Brian impregnantes the dog of another family, and then tries to sue them for custody of the pups.
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Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?
Episode 17 Originally aired: December 6, 2001Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor.
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Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
Episode 18 Originally aired: December 6, 2001Chris explores his heritage and learns that he has an African-American ancestor, the Peterschmidts reveal a secret to Peter and pay him to keep his mouth shut about it.
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Ready, Willing and Disabled
Episode 19 Originally aired: December 20, 2001Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.
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Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Episode 20 Originally aired: December 20, 2001When Joe loses confidence in his abilities as a police officer, Peter trains him for a race in the special olympics and spikes his drink with steroids so he will win.
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A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Episode 21 Originally aired: December 21, 2001Peter accidentally gives all the Christmas presents away, forcing the family to go shopping on Christmas Eve; Brian accidentally burns Christmas dinner.
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Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
Episode 22 Originally aired: January 17, 2002A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.
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Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Episode 23 Originally aired: January 17, 2002Brian gets arrested for drunk driving and is ordered to care for an old woman, who becomes the love of his life; Peter grows a beard which yields to a bizarre use.
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From Method to Madness
Episode 24 Originally aired: January 24, 2002Stewie enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter rescues a drowning swimmer who is in fact a nudist.
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Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Episode 25 Originally aired: January 31, 2002Peter becomes jealous when Lois rekindles an old friendship; Stewie and Brian accidentally glue themselves together.
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Road to Europe
Episode 26 Originally aired: February 7, 2002Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe but get stranded in Saudi Arabia.
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Road to Europe
Episode 27 Originally aired: February 7, 2002Brian and Stewie wind up on a plane to Saudi Arabia; Peter and Lois wind up hanging out with Kiss.
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Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1
Episode 28 Originally aired: February 14, 2002Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions.
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Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Episode 29 Originally aired: February 14, 2002Brian fields questions from viewer's mail over a three-segment episode.
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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Episode 30 Originally aired: November 2, 2003A successful jew visits Peter, who then tries to get Chris to convert to Judaism.
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