Poor little Matt doesn"t want to talk about anything. He doesn"t want to talk about Carlotta, he doesn"t want to talk about fine art, he doesn"t want to talk about the Panthers" State prospects now that Smash is suspended. The only thing he does want to do is call his art teacher a bitch and show up to practice drunk. Oh, and also get lap dances at The Landing Strip. And show up drunk to the emergency room to pick up his hurt Grandma. Coach literally throws Matt in a cold shower to wake him up, only to get woken up himself as Matt sobs that everyone in his life leaves him. Jean makes her move on Landry, asking Tyra first if it"s cool. Tyra can smell the nerd on her and decides to mark her territory, telling Landry that she wants to try to make it work with him. Landry, at first, tells her that she can"t just expect him to drop everything and go back to her. And then he drops everything and goes back to her. Jean is not so pleased with this turn of events. And just when you thought Julie couldn"t find one more thing in the universe to pout about...she does. She"s jealous of Tami"s new relationship with Tyra, and angry that Tami forgot to meet her at the DMV. Tami makes it up to her: Julie gets her license, and then starts looking for something else to complain about. Smash"s scholarship to TMU is revoked because of his involvement in the Convenient Racism Plot, which seems like a harsh punishment for a kid who just got involved with a lame premise. But at the end of the episode, he gives a rousing pep talk to his demoralized team as they head out to play a game, the first of which has actually seemed to matter this season. His teammates leave him in the locker room, alone, and he breaks down into sobs and it"s really awful to watch and I guess if Convenient Racism was the only way they could figure to get Gaius Charles to this place, then I"ll live with it. Finally: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE THE PREVIEWS FOR NEXT WEEK?