Eric is trying to get Tami back in the sack, so he sends her off to book club to have a couple of glasses of wine and a night away from baby. Only problem is, book club is full of LADIES, all of whom at one time also have had husbands sending them off to book clubs, or girls" nights out, or Ladies" Auxiliary meetings or whatever to give them a "night off" to loosen them up for a night on. Tami Taylor ain"t no fool, so she enjoys her wine, and then tells her husband to back off. But Tami Taylor also ain"t no prude, so she makes him back off just far enough for her to take a good look at his hotness and then ask, "Wanna fool around?" Lyla arrives in Mexico to find Tim and Jason still waiting around for Jason"s terrible experimental surgery. Tim arranges for the threesome to go on a booze cruise, so that he and Lyla can tell Jason that they"re not letting him go through with the surgery. The intervention goes about as badly as an intervention can, when Jason literally throws himself overboard after hearing them out. Unfortunately, nowhere in this storyline does either Kurt Russell or Goldie Hawn show up. And that"s the end of that storyline. Seriously. Jason throws himself overboard but then, after washing up on shore, he"s like, "Eh, didn"t actually want that surgery anyway." Which is fine with me, because the moment we stop having to pay attention to Jason"s surgery is the exact moment we get back to some hot Y Tu Mamá También stuff going on between the three of them. What"s sexier: Jason and a shark, or Tim and Lyla? I think you know what my answer is. Landry"s dad continues to become more and more suspicious of Tyra, and his suspicions are not alleviated when he makes a Collette house call and finds Tyra amidst all the stripperly domestic squalor in which she lives. He tells Tyra to stay away from Landry, obviously thinking that Tyra is behind the murder and is using Landry, the cop"s son, to protect herself from the rap. Meanwhile, Landry gets called up to play in the game on Friday. And not only does he play, but he pretty much wins the game for the Panthers, leading to crazed fan chanting of his name. So just when Landry"s fortunes hit an all-time high, Tyra dumps him -- and coldly, too -- because she is a soliciting-murderess with a heart of gold. And proving herself to be her father"s daughter, Julie tries to charm her way back into the innocent sack with Matt with a pair of Decemberists tickets. And Matt almost goes for it, but then realizes that if he jumped at Julie"s bidding, he"d be about as spineless as the sharks that were slaughtered down in Mexico for Jason"s surgery. Go Matt!




















