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In a crossover episode with “Freddie,” Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie s niece Zoey (Chloe Suazo). George finds out and assumes that “Zoey” is really a pervert. In Chicago, Freddie assumes the same thing about Max.

After belittling Angie s job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client (Eva Longoria) whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams (with the aid of a spiked drink) that she s really a warm and caring mother---and that he s a mama s boy. It s anything but a wonderful life.

Angie claims that she s pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen, and Vic introduces his not-too-bright young fiancée (Stacy Keibler) to the family.

The Lopez house becomes too crowded for comfort when niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) and her boyfriend, Mike (Jason Connery), move in.

At her trial, Benny must rely on George s testimony since her lawyer (Adam West) and even her mother (Rita Moreno) have all turned on her. Judge Alvarez: Marilyn Milian.

George hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married after downing a worm along with his drink at Thirsty s Bar, where he has gone to drown his sorrows after a humiliating day at work. Making matters worse, he and Angie are fighting.

George seeks help from a popular reality-TV show in order to expose Vic s cheating, gold-digging fiancée (Stacy Keibler).

When Angie becomes concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous niece Veronica to tone down her sex appeal.

George s lousy memory gets him into trouble when Angie s mother dies.

When a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, George and Angie decide it s time to finally have “the talk” about sex with Max. Mr. Gutierrez: Tommy Chong. Cris Watson: Kristin Bauer.

George interviews for a job in Colorado, but lies that it s just a vacation to the kids, who find their new environment not so different from L.A. Ed: George Wendt. Winnie: Marietta Deprima. Li l Bit: Skye McCole Bartusiak. Tom: Kyle Searles.

In Colorado, George pushes the kids to enjoy their new freedom, but their old activities set town tongues wagging. Winnie: Marietta Deprima. Ed: George Wendt. Li l Bit: Skye McCole Bartusiak. Tom: Kyle Searles. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and that they ll both be out of jobs; Benny flees when she learns that the police want to question her about a robbery; a nauseated Angie awaits the results of a home-pregnancy test.

Angie tells George she s pregnant, and Benny s off to jail after she s arrested as an accessory to the convenience-store robbery. So George has to find a lawyer (Adam West). And that won t be his only expense: Carmen got accepted into college.

George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who cooks and cleans her way into George s heart, and this doesn t sit well with Benny.

The love of Benny s life (Jerry Springer) is back in town, and George builds a web of lies to keep the two from reuniting.

George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. George Lopez s daughter, Mayan, plays Jackie; Andy Garcia directed.

When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny s nicotine withdrawal drives George to self-destructive behavior.

The Lopezes strike out against a new neighbor, who has put offensive decorations on his front lawn. Meanwhile, George and Angie run into an old friend (Mario Lopez), who takes an interest in Veronica.

Vic feigns fatherly affection to get George to play in a father-son golf tournament against his longtime rival and his son, Tony (Oscar de la Hoya). Dr. Anthony Tovar: Eloy Casados.

George puts Max to work at the factory to make him realize that the way to a better job is to go to school first. Then, Powers Aviation is sold, and the new owner (Edward James Olmos) asks George to make major life changes if he wants to stay on.

Powers Aviation is sold, and the new owner (Edward James Olmos) asks George to make major life changes if he wants to stay on. Meanwhile, Benny s long-lost love (Jerry Springer) finally gives her a chance at living happily ever after.

Debut: Stand-up comic George Lopez plays a married assembly-line worker who s promoted to manager and, in the opener, faces the problem of having to fire either his best friend or his cantankerous mother. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Benny urges George to spy on Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. Duncan: Jonathan Jones. Jessica: Paige Segal. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Co-executive producer Sandra Bullock plays an accident-prone worker in an episode about George s distaste for birthday parties. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Garcia.

George pulls tricks on Max to test his “street smarts”; George and Benny hold auditions for a spot in their carpool. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

George learns the father who abandoned him is alive, contrary to what his mother had told him. Also, Angie brings home a sick dog. Manny: Esai Morales. Cecelia: Olga Merediz. Jenny: Jodi Lyn O Keefe. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

The “cool” girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he s dissed by his bosses. Toby: Rachel Snow. Adams: James Lesure. Piper: Autumn Reeser. Jack: Jack Blessing. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too. Mrs. Wilder: Nancy Lenehan Charles. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Max s coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos. Coach: Scott Klace. Marty: Marty Nedboy. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Marie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Sandra Bullock reprises her role as “Accident Amy,” a worker who competes with George as both try to sell their kids fund-raising candy bars. Debbie: Connie Ray. Alberto: Malcolm Wain. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Angie doesn t mind when George offers their backyard for a friend s wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story. Frank: Mel Rodriguez. Ginger: Paget Brewster. Campbell: Jodi Lyn O Keefe. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne.

After George s warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Cindy: Bari Hochwald. Meter Lady: Sarah Bibb. Michelle: Dani Goldman. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Hoping to hear the words “thank you,” George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her response is hardly a surprise. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

A slander of Carmen sends George to her school s conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier. Tommy: Steven R. Schirripa. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Piper: Autumn Reeser. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there s another link between the two Georges: their father. Brenda: Miriam Flynn. Bartender: Kate Orsini. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George s birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George with a clandestine kiss. Gloria: Jacqueline Obradors. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Fearing they ll lose a Government contract, George s bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector who knows how to fly. Hosni: Jason Antoon. Jack: Jack Blessing. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Benny decides to milk a spill at work into a disability claim, despite not being injured and being drunk at the time. Jack: Jack Blessing. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Angie wants to take in George s homeless assistant, who takes Carmen under her wing by dressing her older and taking her to a club. Marisol: Tonantzin Esparza. Junior: Branden Williams. Dugan: Casey Sander. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Though Carmen catches Max peeping at her friend (Ashley Tisdale), she s the one who s punished, for her retaliation, which she takes a step further. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Hilary Duff plays a cosmetics saleswoman who trains Angie; George s generous review nets Ernie a promotion to a post George feels is beyond his capability. Stacey: Susan Slome. Kris: Mary Kowalski. Frank: Mel Rodriguez. Jack: Jack Blessing.

An accident puts the family in financial jeopardy, so George visits a loan shark. But Benny has a better idea. Lydia: Cristina. Yuri: Josip Kuchan. Ricky: J.B. Gaynor. Jean: Sara Van Horn. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno.

In the second-season finale, George comes face-to-face with his father after Benny gives him a long-lost note from the man. Manny: William Marquez. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Younger Benny: Maria Beck. Younger Manny: Amaury Nolasco. Rachel: Nicole Stuart.

The president (Brent Mendenhal) visits George s plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance and George to steal his speech. Part 1 of two. Lionel: Jimmie Walker. Randy: Nick Offerman. Sylvia: Marlene Forte. Powers: Jack Blessing.

Conclusion. George s father (William Marquez) wants to make amends, but Benny vehemently opposes. Randy: Nick Offerman. Powers: Jack Blessing. Mrs. Lopez: Bijou Deluxe. Officer Hope: Teddy Lane Jr. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Carmen receives permission to date a boy who meets George s criteria, but raises other questions when he doesn t actually take her anywhere. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

George s innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they spilt the company in two. Jack: Jack Blessing. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny helps Max throw a fake birthday party to get gifts George can t afford. Octavio: Bert Rosario. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Davey: Noah Luke. Billy: Sammy Fine.

Plans for George s gift to his father are halted; George accidentally tosses Angie s mementos of her grandmother; Carmen starts working at the burrito place where George did as a boy. Carrillo: Danny Mora. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

After Benny slaps Max for insolence, Angie and George learn he forged a signature on a note from his teacher warning that he s failing. Mrs. Reynolds: Alyson Reed. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Trouble at home causes Max s best friend Ricky to stay with the Lopezes, bringing trouble there as well. Wendy: Gigi Rice. Ricky: J.B. Gaynor. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

George reluctantly joins Max in prayerful bargains with God to save the family s ailing dog, but reneges when the pooch survives. Father Rick: David Purdham. Dr. Lisby: Steve Hytner. Old Man: Rudy Ramos. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

Benny s boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious involvement. Randy: Nick Offerman. Shelley: Kelli Nordhus. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

Fed up with the kids spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny s, living the way he was brought up. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

When Max s tutor (Paris Hilton) proves too distracting, Carmen s boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Brad: Trent Gill. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing picture of a freshly dunked Angie. Baseball s Kenny Lofton has a cameo. Eric: Soren Fulton. Lawrence: Jamal Mixon. Principal: Brooks Almy.

Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max s stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he s taking art classes. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George won t forgive Vic s $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

The stand-up comic plays an assembly-line worker and family man facing a dicey adjustment to managing employees (including his mother).

Carmen s insistence on being treated like an adult prompts George to charge her rent. So she takes in a roommate. Taylor: Valeria Andrews. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

After forgetting their anniversary, George wants to buy Angie a ring he couldn t afford before, but the one she chooses is still beyond his means. Salesman: Ian Gomez. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Popularity issues plague both Carmen and Max, but in their efforts to improve, only one gets arrested. Kyle: Will Myer. Trevor: Landon Bell. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

A merger saddles George with a co-manager, whom he not-so-subtly tries to investigate when she dines at the Lopezes . Vanessa: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Jack: Jack Blessing. Randy: Nick Offerman. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Carmen wants birth-control pills for her 16th birthday, and Angie and George blame her boyfriend Jason, prompting a talk with him. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Ernie dates his foster son s mom, a recovering alcoholic with other problems that don t endear her to George. Tammy: Gigi Rice. Ricky: J.B. Gaynor. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George goes behind his bosses backs to their retired partner/brother to try to get a better dental plan. Dr. Holland: Michael Clarke Duncan. Lou: Paul Gleason. Jack: Jack Blessing. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

George has another encounter with his sister, who wants to meet the mother who gave her up for adoption. Linda: Eva La Rue. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

After an earthquake, Carmen and George are afraid to reenter the house, so they set up camp in the backyard. Inspector: Ron Pearson. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Vic: Emiliano Diez.

Flashbacks show how newlyweds George and Angie lived with Benny, until an incident George hasn t known the entire truth about, until now. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

George plans to surprise Angie with a renewal of their vows by luring her to a fake wedding for his boss. Cameos include William Hung and Rip Taylor. Dell: Jennifer Hasty. Jack: Jack Blessing. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie.

George and Angie catch Carmen and her boyfriend Jason in a lie about his parents, who recently moved out of the country. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Officer: Barry Sigismondi. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Hilary Duff plays a feminist poet who inspires Carmen to enter a poetry slam, casting her in a new light for George. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno.

To counter the kids Christmas greed, George decrees a one-gift-only policy, then worries that Max will suffer with Benny as his secret Santa. BMX bicycle racing champ Dave Mirra appears. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

George can do little right when Angie s parents (Sonia Braga, Emiliano Diez) come to spend Christmas in the Lopez home. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

George can do little right when Angie s parents (Sonia Braga, Emiliano Diez) come to spend Christmas in the Lopez home. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Angie doesn t like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max s bed-wetting is indicative of a further problem. Dr. Woodson: Ken Howard. Kristi: Ashly Holloway.

Angie doesn t mind when George offers their backyard for a friend s wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story. Frank: Mel Rodriguez. Ginger: Paget Brewster. Campbell: Jodi Lyn O Keefe. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne.

Angie doesn t mind when George offers their backyard for a friend s wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story. Frank: Mel Rodriguez. Ginger: Paget Brewster. Campbell: Jodi Lyn O Keefe. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne.

Angie s rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia). But she can t get her money until George---who s the trustee of the will---decides she s mature enough to handle it.

After George s warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Cindy: Bari Hochwald. Meter Lady: Sarah Bibb. Michelle: Dani Goldman. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

After George s warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Cindy: Bari Hochwald. Meter Lady: Sarah Bibb. Michelle: Dani Goldman. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) a lesson in the value of honest labor by getting her a job at the factory. Trouble is, the men want to do all of her work, and the boss (Mark Tymchyshyn) wants to do something else with her.

Angie s charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is more hindrance than help in his office. Groomer: Cristos Andrew. Emma: Diane Sellers. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.