Pissed Off
Updated 2007-04-01 17:00:00
Very little is kept secret in this pee-rific episode, as House dreams he's a Marine who gets his leg blown off. He wakes up and finds that his newest patient is the same Marine sergeant from his dream. Sergeant thinks he has Gulf War syndrome, which Chase thinks is entirely possible, given all the vaccinations and toxic whatevers our government exposes our military to. No one else believes him, though. While the Marine gets worse and starts spitting out smelly white slime and getting disappearing brain tumors, House just wants to solve the mystery of where he's seen the Marine before, and get himself peeing again. Apparently, too much Vicodin can stop you up. After a few days of holding it, House finally shoves a catheter up there and finds relief. And pees bright greenish-yellow liquid everywhere. Bladder empty, House is free to sleep perchance to dream once more, and figures out both what's wrong with the Marine AND where he's seen him before: some random genetic bleeding disorder and making out with Cuddy at a Christmas party two years ago, respectively. (Nice catch, Cuddy! That guy was hot. Except for the smile-mouth.) Cuddy calls House out on his jealousy of her boyfriends and hints (well, pretty much comes right out and says) that House and Cuddy had a one-night stand in the past (!!!). Chase and Cameron, meanwhile, can't stay away from each other, and no room in PPTH is safe from their frequent naked sex sessions.