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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode Guide

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  • Wait For It

    Episode 1 Originally aired:  September 24, 2007

    Robin shows up with an Argentinean lover, causing Ted to go out for a night on the town with Barney where he hooks up with a tattooed party girl.

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    Based on 232 ratings
  • We're Not From Here

    Episode 2 Originally aired:  October 1, 2007

    On seeing the girls reaction to Robin's new man from Argentina, Gael, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet women. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily prepare "death" folders for each other.

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    Based on 229 ratings
  • Third Wheel

    Episode 3 Originally aired:  October 8, 2007

    Two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted and take the party to his place. Here the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.

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    Based on 213 ratings
  • Little Boys

    Episode 4 Originally aired:  October 15, 2007

    When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.

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    Based on 163 ratings
  • How I Met Everyone Else

    Episode 5 Originally aired:  October 22, 2007

    When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.

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    Based on 232 ratings
  • I'm Not That Guy

    Episode 6 Originally aired:  October 29, 2007

    When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.

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    Based on 176 ratings
  • Dowisetrepla

    Episode 7 Originally aired:  November 5, 2007

    When Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment, not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.

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    Based on 201 ratings
  • Spoiler Alert

    Episode 8 Originally aired:  November 12, 2007

    When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful girl, the gang can't help but point out a deal-breaking flaw, that eventually leads to a heated exchange of barbs among the group.

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    Based on 188 ratings
  • Slapsgiving

    Episode 9 Originally aired:  November 19, 2007

    As Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, Barney is tortured by the tick-tock of the slap bet countdown clock and the uncertainty of the exact moment Marshall's slap is going to be delivered. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to deal with the way their relationship has changed since they broke up.

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    Based on 252 ratings
  • The Yips

    Episode 10 Originally aired:  November 26, 2007

    The gang joins a gym. Meanwhile, Barney encounters his first sexual partner, Rhonda, and she tells him that his brother asked her to sleep with Barney. So Barney, Marshall and Ted head to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show after-party to prove that he's still got it, but his skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum.

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    Based on 195 ratings
  • The Platinum Rule

    Episode 11 Originally aired:  December 10, 2007

    When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.

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    Based on 175 ratings
  • No Tomorrow

    Episode 12 Originally aired:  March 17, 2008

    When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.

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    Based on 130 ratings
  • Ten Sessions

    Episode 13 Originally aired:  March 24, 2008

    Continuing his passionate quest to find the woman who will one day be his wife, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella. While Stella turns down his repeated efforts for a date, her office receptionist, Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.

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    Based on 204 ratings
  • The Bracket (aka The Final Four)

    Episode 14 Originally aired:  March 31, 2008

    When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.

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    Based on 129 ratings
  • The Chain of Screaming

    Episode 15 Originally aired:  April 14, 2008

    After Marshall is verbally emasculated by his boss, he struggles with the fact that taking a job with a "big bad" corporate law firm may have been a major mistake. Barney introduces his concept of the scream pyramid in which Marshall can take solace by passing down the abuse to soemone beneath his stature, but it ends up falling on deaf ears and he loses his job after snapping back at his boss.

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    Based on 79 ratings
  • Sandcastles in the Sand

    Episode 16 Originally aired:  April 21, 2008

    When Robin rekindles things with an old flame from her pop star days, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome and ends up sleeping with her.

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    Based on 92 ratings
  • The Goat

    Episode 17 Originally aired:  April 28, 2008

    In sleeping with Robin, Barney has broken the most important code in his life: The "Bro Code." Barney hires Marshall to find a loophole in the Code to justify his actions but to no avail. In an effort to fix his guilty conscience, he confesses to Ted who already knew from Robin's own confession. Ted informs Barney that he can't continue being friends with him.

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    Based on 68 ratings
  • Rebround Bro

    Episode 18 Originally aired:  May 5, 2008

    When Ted tells the gang that Stella hasn't had sex in five years, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust, just as they are about to take their relationship to that level. Barney, distraught over losing Ted as his wingman, recruits an underling from his office but finds he has his work cut out for him when the guy isn't up to the challenge.

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    Based on 60 ratings
  • Everything Must Go

    Episode 19 Originally aired:  May 12, 2008

    When Barney and Stella's secretary, Abby, realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face to make him jealous. Barney tried to kick it up a notch by fake proposing to Abby but she fails to notice it's part of the bit.

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    Based on 111 ratings
  • Miracles

    Episode 20 Originally aired:  May 19, 2008

    When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella after he breaks up with her. He realizes he doesn't want to be without her and finally proposes.

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    Based on 92 ratings

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