Hmm… sounds too tasty to be true, but the clue instantly brings to mind both Jamie Lee Curtis and former "Full House" star John Stamos, two big-name stars who've hawked fermented milk products in the past. Trouble is, both of them have said no to "Dancing With the Stars" in the past, as well.
Stamos -- who has peddled Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt -- has long been on the wish list for "DWTS" fans and pro dancers.
Last month, Australian pro dancer Peta Murgatroyd told OK Magazine she'd love to dance with the hunky actorm saying, "I think he would be amazing. He's got the acting ability. I think he'd be able to move, and he's done theater, so I think he could put on a really good show."
Ditto for Season 13 champ Karina Smirnoff, who told People, "I have a wish to dance with John Stamos. I wanted him to be my celebrity partner… I am a workaholic and think he needs to dance with me. I love 12 to 14 hour days of dancing, and I want to do it with John."
But in 2010, Stamos tweeted, "I'm not doing 'Dancing With the Stars.' Flattered to be asked. I'm not a dancer. I'd put my foot in my mouth faster than John Mayer."
Of course, that was a few years ago, so maybe all of those "Glee" guest spots since then have caused him to change his tune.
Check out John Stamos singing (and dancing!) on "Glee":
As for Jamie Lee Curtis, the Dannon Activia spokesperson is no stranger to the "Dancing With the Stars" audience, but don't expect her to trade in her chair for a cha cha. While she was regularly spotted in the crowd cheering on pal Jennifer Grey back in Season 11, the self-proclaimed "DWTS" superfan told E! Online that she would do the show... well, never.
"Never in a million years," she said. "I'll tell you how I would do 'Dancing With the Stars.' If they gave me a million dollars to give to charity. I would only do it if there was a big charity component."
The "DWTS" prize is a glittery mirrorball trophy, but maybe ABC execs should consider coughing up some charity cash, especially if they want to get high-quality contestants. It takes two to tango, you know.
Watch Jamie Lee Curtis dance the tango with Arnold Schwarzenegger:
The "Dancing With the Stars" Season 17 cast will be announced on 9/4 on "Good Morning America."
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