We love relaxing on our couch with a nice snack. And so does Adele; only for her, the couch is the snack. Yep, she unzips the cushion covers on her couch, grabs a handful of foam filler, and goes to town. She’s completely consumed a total of seven couches and two chairs. And apparently, not all couch cushions are the same: According to Adele, the darker ones taste better. Good to know in case you’re ever trapped inside and you run out of food.
Kesha’s a real charmer; she makes eating toilet paper seem like not that big a deal. She always has some in her purse or her glove compartment in case she has a craving, and she loves going to the movies where she can enjoy her toilet paper in peace. She even offers her sister a square in case she wants to try it. She does draw the line at colored toilet paper, though -- because that has dyes in it!
Pity Teresa’s poor dentist. This lady loves the earthy taste of rocks, so she eats up to two pounds of them each day. She’ll take down a baseball-sized rock if she has to, but she prefers to smash her rocks into little pieces with a hammer for easier eating. (Because gnawing on a large rock would be crazy.) Although you’d think after years of eating pounds of rocks, she’d be a bit heavier, no?
You know how irritating it is when people misuse the word “literally”? Well, single mom Nicole, who breaks off chunks of drywall from her walls and eats them, says here, “I am literally eating my house.” And she’s correct! Way to go, Nicole! (Not on your house-eating, but on your language skills.) You have to think her property value is taking a serious hit, though.
Okay, we’ve all witnessed some very horrible things today, but this has to be the worst, doesn’t it? Grieving widow Casie is so devastated by her late husband’s death, she carries his urn everywhere she goes… and even eats his ashes. Let’s say that again, for emphasis: She. Eats. Her. Dead. Husband’s. Ashes. Ding ding ding… we have a winner! Yeah, this makes Bianca the cigarette-ash eater look harmless by comparison. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have to go take a long shower.
Season 4 of "My Strange Addiction" premieres Wednesday, 2/13 at 10 PM on TLC.