Kim Kardashian is lucky that she has a lot of kash to konsole herself with, because she certainly didn't have the best week.
Fans of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" might adore Kim's sense of style and her jet-setting lifestyle, but some dolls got majorly offended when she dissed a certain kind of food. After Kim called Indian cuisine "disgusting," some of her dolls took to Twitter to complain about the comment. Kim was so upset that she felt the need to respond on her blog by writing that her words were not intended to insult Indian people or their culture.
Sadly we're going to have to side with Kim on this one - while she probably should have simply said that she doesn't like Indian food instead of labeling it "disgusting," it's not fair to claim that she's insulting Indian people by saying that she doesn't like the food. After all, some people don't eat meat, and they're certainly not insulting animals (okay, so that comparison might not be extremely fair since Kim wasn't talking about eating Indian people, but you get the point). But after some of things Kim did in her past, perhaps she shouldn't be using the word "disgusting" to describe anything.
And being criticized for not liking Indian food wasn't the only thing that Kim took to the internet to vent about this week - she also accused British Airways of stealing her sunglasses. Yes, Kim could easily buy a pair of platinum shades dripping in diamonds if she wanted to, but this internet rant was also legitimate.
According to Kim, the sunglasses missing from her luggage were a pair of vintage shades given to her by her late father Robert Kardashian. They meant so much to her that she would only wear them on special occasions, like while spending time with Kanye West in Cannes (she certainly had something to celebrate there since it might be the only time she has an excuse to attend the prestigious film festival).
In addition to losing a precious accessory this week, Kim got dissed by yet another celebrity. Harry Potter star Emma Watson joined esteemed actors like Jon Hamm and Daniel Craig by bashing the Kardashian, labeling her as a part of "super-low culture." Emma has been studying Kim in order to portray a spoiled, materialistic criminal in her upcoming movie "Bling Ring." It's just a shame that the former wizard can't put a Riddikulus spell on Kim so that everyone can have a good laugh at her instead of having to constantly roll their eyes at how ridiculous she is.
Speaking of being ridiculous, a crazy con man became the latest person to sue Kim this week. Felon Jonathan Lee Riches, who holds the Guinness World record for being the most litigious person in history, claimed that he lost his virginity to Kim on a Virgin Air Flight. Apparently he became so enamored with the star that he committed crimes to fund her lavish lifestyle. He also says that he borrowed Ray J's camcorder so that he could make two sex tapes with Kim and claims that Kim has threatened to have Khloe Kardashian's hubby Lamar Odom stuff basketballs down his throat if he talks about their relationship. Who knew filing lawsuits could be a form of comedy?
And now Kim is ending her rough week with the news that her divorce depositions will be at the end of June, meaning that she'll be sharing her publicity with Kris Humphries once again. Kim might have Kanye to lean on during that ordeal, but even her relationship with him could be giving her grief - momager Kris Jenner is allegedly not happy about losing Kim to Kanye. She used to control Kim's life and image, but now Yeezy is reportedly molding Kim into his ideal woman. Kim better get ready for a guilt trip.
Everyone knows how it feels to have a rough week like Kim's, so do you feel sorry for the reality star?
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