They say it’s an honor to be nominated. We say they are lying.
It’s in that spirit that we present you with the following list of winners (and only the winners) from Sunday’s 85th annual Academy Awards.
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BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christoph Waltz/Django Unchained
BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
Paperman
BEST ANIMATED FILM
Brave
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BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Life of Pi
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Life of Pi
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Anna Karenina
BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Les Miserables
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
Curfew
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
Inocente
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Searching for Sugar Man
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BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Amour
BEST SOUND MIXING
Les Miserables
BEST SOUND EDITING
Zero Dark Thirty and Skyfall (tie)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway/Les Miserables
BEST FILM EDITING
Argo
BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
Lincoln
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Life of Pi
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“Skyfall”/Adele
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Argo/Chris Terrio
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Django Unchained/Quentin Tarantino
BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee/Life of Pi
BEST ACTRESS
Jennifer Lawrence/Silver Linings Playbook
BEST ACTOR
Daniel Day-Lewis/Lincoln
BEST PICTURE
Argo
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