Now that New Girl's Schmidt is back on the market (sorry, Cece!), it's time for our favorite man slut to get back in the game. His first targets? Some of our favorite leading ladies of the small screen.
In an article posted on Variety Tuesday, Schmidt (played by Max Greenfield), pens three individualized notes to court Homeland's Carrie (Claire Danes), Game of Thrones' Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) and Downton Abbey's cook Mrs. Patmore (Lesley Nicol). Below are excerpts from Schmidt's love letters:
To Carrie: "You cray cray, and I like. If you're bi-polar, does that mean you're bi-curious? Because, lucky you, I'm try-curious. You can take me to that crazy cabin in the woods, tack stuff to that wall, turn on some creepy jazz...I don't care if you sneak into my house and put cameras up in all my business. Lithium? Lithi-yum."
To Daenerys Targaryen: "Oh no girl. You a dragon queen! You have everything I want in a woman -- you're smart, you wear diapers, and you kind of look like Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings. People told me I'd never find a woman who speaks gibberish and is also kind of a cannibal, but -- never say never."
To Mrs. Patmore: "You've got those big cook hands that you know I like. Keep doing your thing. I'll go upstairs or downstairs, you know I will..."
Who do you think is the best match for Schmidt?
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