SNL: Quentin Tarantino’s Next Movie?

By THE DEADLINE TEAM | Deadline.com – Sun, Feb 17, 2013 4:39 AM PST

It stars the real Christoph Waltz and a fake Brad Pitt and lots of blood. Here is the Director’s Cut of Djesus Uncrossed from Saturday Night Live:

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