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The show "$#*! My Dad Says" has its origin and heart in a Twitter account started by Justin Halpern to relate random pearls of wisdom, usually crass, directed to him by his father. Justin's twitter bio is "I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down $#*! that he says." It is only befitting that a show spawned from a Twitter account has stars that maintain a similarly spunky Twitter presence.
Choice Man Tips from Will Sasso, who plays Vince
Will Sasso (@WillSasso): WILL'S MAN TIP 48. A woman will call you "buddy" even if you're not her buddy so that you understand you'll never be more than a buddy.
Will Sasso (@WillSasso): WILL'S MAN TIP 35. Ordering nachos on a first date tells her, "I took you to a restaurant that serves nachos on our first date."
Wisdom From William Shatner, who plays Ed
William Shatner (@WilliamShatner): Don't get in a 1500lb pumpkin. When you emerge you'll be out of your gourd. My best, Bill
William Shatner (@WilliamShatner): Are the person who invented the Big Mac and the chef who makes an intense pate de flagras equally genius? My best, Bill
Humorous Quips From Jonathan Sadowski (Henry) and Nicole Sullivan (Bonnie)
Nicole Sullivan (@SullivanNicole): In re-reading children's books to my sons, I am realizing that Curious George was a HUGE pain in the ass monkey!
Nicole Sullivan (@SullivanNicole): My son won't stop blowing a whistle in the back seat and I'm considering opening my car door & rolling out at 30mph like they do in movies.
Jonathan Sadowski (@Sadowski23): I just got up from a nap & I was informed that an array of pics were taken of me sleeping. My "friend" said he will release one pic a month.
Jonathan Sadowski (@Sadowski23): When someone says "You look like a tomato" do they mean "You observe the world the way a tomato does"?
"$#*! My Dad Says." IMDB.com.
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