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Are you absolutely addicted to "Two And A Half Men?" Take the ultimate fan quiz and discover which character is the cast you most resemble. No, answering all of the "Charlie" questions correctly will not turn you into a hunky jingle writer, but it will give you something interesting to chat about at the water cooler tomorrow at work. Test your knowledge of the character's personality and mindset to see exactly who you would most likely be cast as, if one of the current stars would suddenly take a powder.
1- Do your friends considers you domineering?
2- Do you pour yourself at least one drink everyday to wash away the woes of work and mundane adult responsibilities?
3- Is living the single life more your style than a serious relationship or marriage?
4- Were your high school teachers glad to see you and your bag of practical jokes exit the classroom?
5- Are you a domestic goddess who is skilled at killing dust bunnies and washing dirty underwear?
6- Was your therapist able to buy a new Mercedes after cashing the checks from your numerous appointments?
7- When you play truth or dare, do you always choose truth?
8 - Is your favorite car a taxicab?
9- Is there a permanent binocular imprint around your eyes?
10 - Is your ex afraid of you?
11- Do members of the opposite sex gravitate to you?
12- Do you view yourself as sexy and desired, but no one else does?
13- Are you well educated and intelligent, but no one would ever guess that you passed high school?
14- Could wolves do a better job of raising children than you?
15 - Has the word "anal" ever been used to describe your personality?
If you answered "Yes" to questions 2, 3, 4, 8 and 11 your are "Charlie."
Charlie is the laid-back older brother of Alan. He writes jingles from his beach house for a living. His hobbies include being chased by women, drinking, playing games with his nephew Jake and poking fun as his baby brother.
If you answered "Yes" to questions 6,7 and 15 your are Alan
Alan is doctor who just can't seem to lighten out, even when chilling at his big brother's beach house. Recently divorced, he is still pondering how his relationships with females (including his mother) never seem to live up to his expectations, even though he agrees to let them be in charge.
If you answered "Yes" to question 5 and 12 you are Berta
Berta is Charlie's long-time housekeeper who is the glue that holds the trio of men together. Without Berta they all would be walking around with dirty undershorts, stumbling over Charlie's empty Scotch bottles and starving. Although resembles a linebacker more than a Playboy model, Berta struts her stuff and reminds the "boys" that her goodies are off limits.
If you answered "Yes" to question 9 and 13 you are Rose
Rose is the attractive and intelligent stalker who lives next door to Charlie. She has woven a fantasy relationship between the two in head. She one went on a date with Alan, but as is typical for Doc Harper, the evening did not end well.
If you answered "Yes" to question 1 and 14 you are Evelyn
Evalyn has never exactly been a kid-friendly type of Mom. Although she was kind enough to pass along her thirst for alcohol to her eldest son. It is difficult for the "boys" to spend time with Momma, but they still tend to call upon her in times of need. She is always handy for a good kick in the butt to motivate them, before she whisks away to enjoy herself with her suitors and a full glass.
If you answered "Yes" to question 10 you are Judith
Alan was still at Judith's beck and call even after their divorce. She definitely has the ability to manipulate other to her way of thinking. While the post-divorce behavior has softened between the two, who share the raising duties for their son Jake - Alan is still visibly nervous at the prospect of upsetting his former ball and chain.
- domestic goddess
- Two And A Half Men?
- single life
- truth or dare
- dust bunnies
- practical jokes