Ain’t no holiday celebration like a Ewing celebration, as evidenced by this video greeting card — supersized edition! — issued to Dallas fans by TNT.
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Come for the warm, soothing first 15 seconds of peace-and-joy sentiment. Then stay for 25 seconds worth of slaps, slugs and salty language from your Southfork faves.
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Dallas kicks off Season 2 on Monday, Jan. 28 at 9/8c.
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