Summer TV Preview: Returning Shows

"Bachelor Pad" (ABC)

Returns July 23

In addition to the normal disgusting rejects that are on this show, now a lucky fan gets to compete along with them. Hope that person has had all her immunizations. But with all the pre-existing relationships and exes, the newcomer honestly doesn't stand a shot at winning this popularity contest. The cast hasn't been announced yet, but we're hoping that Ben and Courtney officially "break up" by then, so that

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"Bachelor Pad" (ABC)

Returns July 23

In addition to the normal disgusting rejects that are on this show, now a lucky fan gets to compete along with them. Hope that person has had all her immunizations. But with all the pre-existing relationships and exes, the newcomer honestly doesn't stand a shot at winning this popularity contest. The cast hasn't been announced yet, but we're hoping that Ben and Courtney officially "break up" by then, so that she can be on and all the other girls can hate on her.

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