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Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull.

Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J. s Thanksgiving pageant includes a “Pulp Fiction” twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Thanksgiving isn t the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to Mom (Estelle Parsons), and Dan s dad (Ned Beatty) butters up Crystal (Natalie West). Al: John Randolph. Audrey: Ann Wedgeworth. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold.

Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev s secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O Keefe.

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J. s Thanksgiving pageant includes a “Pulp Fiction” twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Thanksgiving isn t the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold.

Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev s secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O Keefe.

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon s untraditional wedding---to Scott (Fred Willard). Cameos by Milton Berle and Mariel Hemingway. Mrs. Carp: June Lockhart. Rev. Crosley: Norm Crosby. Leon: Martin Mull.

Roseanne and Jackie s stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow.

Valentine s Day has Dan shopping for full-figure lingerie, and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a new boyfriend (Tristan Tait). Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jennifer: Gracie Harrison. Amy: Judy Gold. Jeff: Tobey Maguire.

Domestic duties keep Roseanne from helping Jackie memorize her lines for a community-theater production. Cyrano/Phil: Jack Blessing. Christian/Al: Robert Clohessy. Lou: John David Conti. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

In a feud with Roseanne, Becky mouths off one too many times, then runs away to Jackie s. Jonathan: Timothy Carhart. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow.

Valentine s Day has Dan shopping for full-figure lingerie, and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a new boyfriend (Tristan Tait). Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jennifer: Gracie Harrison. Amy: Judy Gold. Jeff: Tobey Maguire.

Domestic duties keep Roseanne from helping Jackie memorize her lines for a community-theater production. Cyrano/Phil: Jack Blessing. Christian/Al: Robert Clohessy. Lou: John David Conti. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Mark and Becky (Glenn Quinn, Lecy Goranson) take Dan s motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

D.J. hits it off with new neighbor kid Todd (Troy Davidson), but Roseanne sees Todd s mom (Meagen Fay) as an overprotective snob. Jerry: Danton Stone. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Roseanne: Roseanne Barr.

Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne could risk her job by going on a Las Vegas getaway to see Wayne Newton; Jackie polices Becky s party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.

Mark and Becky (Glenn Quinn, Lecy Goranson) take Dan s motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home. John Goodman, Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

The family fusses over Darlene when she s invited to her first dance, but she d rather be noticed for her softball skills. Leon: Martin Mull. Linda: Amy Aquino. Jerry: Michael DesBarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman.

Shelley Winters plays Roseanne s daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother s Day visit has everyone wishing she d stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West.

Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

The family fusses over Darlene when she s invited to her first dance, but she d rather be noticed for her softball skills. Leon: Martin Mull. Linda: Amy Aquino. Jerry: Michael DesBarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman.

Shelley Winters plays Roseanne s daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother s Day visit has everyone wishing she d stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West.

A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.

A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.

Shelley Winters plays Roseanne s daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother s Day visit has everyone wishing she d stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West.

Roseanne finds it easy to pamper Crystal s baby but more difficult to accept Becky s plans to start taking the Pill. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Crystal: Natalie West. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman.

Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Langford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves to be a challenge. Art: Dan Butler. Leon: Marin Mull. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

An unannounced visit by Roseanne s parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) has the Connor house in an uproar. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne has trouble accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor. Faber: Fred Dalton Thompson. Lou: Michael Earl Reid. Crystal: Natalie West. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.

Roseanne and Dan are unable to console Becky (Lecy Goranson), who suffered public humiliation at school. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

By refusing to support Jackie s decision to become a cop, Roseanne fuels a bout of sibling rivalry, as does Darlene (Sara Gilbert), by tattling on Becky for looking at Dan s girlie magazine. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne, who loathes her telephone-sales job, is hired for a new job only to find she lacks the skills required. Crystal: Natalie West. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman.

A lonely architect (Kevin Dunn) who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners and tries to buy their friendship. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old, and Darlene goes to a coed party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman.

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan s buddy Arnie (Tom Arnold), and the kissee is Roseanne (Roseanne Arnold). Dan: John Goodman.

A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.

A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.

After seeing Gary with his fiancée, Jackie is driven to an act of desperation with another man (Tom Arnold). Leon: Martin Mull. Crystal: Natalie West. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr.

Becky wants a motorcycle, while Darlene wants to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone. Tommy: Scott Burkholder. Walter: Walter Jacobson. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne s in hot water with neighbor Kathy (Meagen Fay), and at work she can t help but meddle in Leon s tiff with his lover (Michael Des Barres). Jerry: Danton Stone. Gil: Carl Franklin. Leon: Martin Mull.

Roseanne, who loathes her telephone-sales job, is hired for a new job only to find she lacks the skills required. Crystal: Natalie West. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman.

A lonely architect (Kevin Dunn) who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners and tries to buy their friendship. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old, and Darlene goes to a coed party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman.

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan s buddy Arnie (Tom Arnold), and the kissee is Roseanne (Roseanne Arnold). Dan: John Goodman.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family---and a fantasy involving two hunks (Brett Baxter Clark, Charles Wahlheim). Judge: Bert Parks. Dan: John Goodman.

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is asked to read her winning poem on Culture Night at her school, but she would rather stay home to watch a ball game. Mrs. Tubor: Eda Zahl. Melvin: Troy Slaten. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

In Roseanne s opinion, Becky (Lecy Goranson) is a daughter with a bad attitude, which is why she s been grounded. But in Dan s opinion, it s a battle for power between the two women. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss (Peter Smith) with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. Andrew: Christian Jacobs. Tina: Sonia Curtis. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it s cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan s visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

The cause of Darlene s mood swings is no mystery to Roseanne, but for tomboy Darlene it means growing up. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin.

Becky is eager for the dinner with Chip and his parents (Robert Harper, Andrea Walter) to come to an end, and Roseanne doesn t help matters by forgetting to turn on the oven. Johnny: Tony Crane.

While Darlene (Sara Gilbert) undergoes emergency surgery, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier. Coach Graham: John Walter Davis. Dr. Bryce: Lynne Thigpen. Nurse Chambers: Donna LaBrie.

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie, who hasn t returned from her trip to the market. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman.

Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it s cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan s visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

The cause of Darlene s mood swings is no mystery to Roseanne, but for tomboy Darlene it means growing up. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin.

Becky is eager for the dinner with Chip and his parents (Robert Harper, Andrea Walter) to come to an end, and Roseanne doesn t help matters by forgetting to turn on the oven. Johnny: Tony Crane.

While Darlene (Sara Gilbert) undergoes emergency surgery, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier. Coach Graham: John Walter Davis. Dr. Bryce: Lynne Thigpen. Nurse Chambers: Donna LaBrie.

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie, who hasn t returned from her trip to the market. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman.

During the family s busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops by---then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Cop: Oliver Darrow. Carol: Lee Garlington. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.

A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its `domestic goddess mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.

Roseanne and Jackie pay a visit to their dad s other woman in Kansas City; Dan finds new respect for Mark after he physically confronts Becky s new boss (Joshua Rifkind). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family---and a fantasy involving two hunks (Brett Baxter Clark, Charles Wahlheim). Judge: Bert Parks. Dan: John Goodman.

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is asked to read her winning poem on Culture Night at her school, but she would rather stay home to watch a ball game. Mrs. Tubor: Eda Zahl. Melvin: Troy Slaten. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

In Roseanne s opinion, Becky (Lecy Goranson) is a daughter with a bad attitude, which is why she s been grounded. But in Dan s opinion, it s a battle for power between the two women. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss (Peter Smith) with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. Andrew: Christian Jacobs. Tina: Sonia Curtis. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana (Lindsay Fisher) play---with a little help from the Conner liquor cabinet. Karen: Dee Dee Rescher. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

When Roseanne is away, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills. Crystal: Natalie West. Chuck: Glenn Shadix. Ivory: Ivory Ocean. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the past when old pal Ziggy (Jay O. Sanders) cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike, along with memories of wilder days. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same chores she does at home. Marsha: Elizabeth Franz. Iris: Lori Tan Chinn. Debbi: Melora Walters. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.