Seinfeld Season 5 Episode Guide
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The Trip
Episode 1 Originally aired: August 12, 1992Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles; George Wendt; Corbin Bernsen; Elmarie Wendel.
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The Trip (Part 2)
Episode 2 Originally aired: August 19, 1992Still in LA, Kramer still doesn't know that he is a potential suspect for a rash of murders. Jerry and George try to clear his name but while riding in the back of a police cruiser, inadvertently aid the escape of a recently arrested perpetrator whom they have discussed tipping ettiquette with. Kramer is cleared when another victim is found while he is custody. Jerry and George think that Kramer is staying in LA bu…more
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The Trip (Part 1)
Episode 3 Originally aired: September 12, 1992With Elaine in Europe, Jerry has George to accompany him on a trip to LA and a taping of The Tonight Show. While they are there, they try to locate Kramer who is in LA trying to break into show business. Jerry has problems with his act on the Tonight Show, bombing his performace and George, meanwhile, has problems at the hotel with the housekeeper who won't make his bed right. When Kramer's script is found in t…more
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The Ticket
Episode 4 Originally aired: September 16, 1992Jerry and George get another meeting with the NBC Executives and ultimately get the go ahead to write their sitcom. Meanwhile, Kramer agrees to be Newman's alibi for a speeding ticket and also develops side effects from the kick to the head he endured from Joe. The gang hides out from 'Crazy Joe' in the coffee shop and Elaine, away on vacation, realizes that her pyschiatrist boyfriend never left Joe an extra…more
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The Pitch; The Ticket
Episode 5 Originally aired: September 16, 1992Network executives ask Jerry to create a show; Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive; guest Heidi Swedberg.
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The Pitch
Episode 6 Originally aired: September 16, 1992Network executives ask Jerry to create a show.
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The Ticket
Episode 7 Originally aired: September 16, 1992Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.
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The Wallet (Part 1)
Episode 8 Originally aired: September 23, 1992When Jerry's parents come to town to see a back specialist, Jerry finds himself in a number of annoying situations: Uncle Leo shows up with the watch that Jerry threw away which his parents had given him and then after a doctor's visit, Jerry's father is convinced that his wallet was stolen. George attempts to negotiate their sitcom deal with NBC but it falls apart. Elaine returns from her trip and tries to …more
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The Wallet
Episode 9 Originally aired: September 23, 1992Jerry tries to explain the absence of a watch his parents gave him.
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The Watch (Part 2)
Episode 10 Originally aired: September 30, 1992Jerry's fiasco with his watch continues as he tries to buy back the watch from Uncle Leo to avoid problems with his parents. Elaine uses Kramer as her fake boyfriend in an attempt to break up with her psychiatrist boyfriend but ends up dating Joe when she meets him outside the psychiatrist's office and is unaware of that it is 'Crazy Joe' whom she has heard of but never met.
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The Watch
Episode 11 Originally aired: September 30, 1992Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.
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The Bubble Boy
Episode 12 Originally aired: October 7, 1992Jerry's new girlfriend Naomi breaks up with him after overhearing him complain about her annoying, Elmer Fudd type laugh, so he takes Elaine along instead to a weekend away at a cabin with George and his girlfriend, Susan. On the way, Jerry stops to visit a fan of his who is ill and confined to a bubble. George and the 'bubble boy' engage in a heated trivial pursuit game and fight about an answer. Kramer an…more
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The Cheever Letters
Episode 13 Originally aired: October 28, 1992The vacation cabin of George's girlfriend Susan's father that the gang was at burns down because of Kramer's lit cuban cigar. Susan's father is distraught because of a set of letters that might be lost in the fire. Jerry and George work on the sitcom that they pitched to NBC and Jerry says inappropriate things while getting frisky with one of Elaine's co-workers. Even though he is the cause of the f…more
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The Cheever Letters
Episode 14 Originally aired: October 28, 1992Jerry and George work on their pilot script.
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The Opera
Episode 15 Originally aired: November 4, 1992Kramer gets tickets for the opera and the whole gang plans to go, including Elaine and her boyfriend Joe. When Elaine goes to pick up Joe, he is dressed as a clown, in homage to the opera Pagliacci that they are seeing. She maces him with Cherry Binaca spray and ends their relationship. Elaine laments to Jerry, while waiting for George to try to scalp his ticket as Susan can no longer attend, and Jerry frets over '…more
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The Opera
Episode 16 Originally aired: November 4, 1992Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera.
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The Virgin
Episode 17 Originally aired: November 11, 1992George and Jerry have still not come up with a solid idea for their NBC sitcom and their meeting with the network is the next day. Geroge wants to end his relationship with Susan so he can take advantage of his new profession as a writer but it will jeapordize the show as Susan is an NBC executive. Jerry finds out that a girl he was once interested in is a virgin but Elaine makes things difficult for him by explaining t…more
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The Contest
Episode 18 Originally aired: November 18, 1992When George's mother catches him pleasuring himself, she slips and throws out her back, causing George to promise to swear off the 'deed'. Jerry decides to make it interesting by putting money on the line. Elaine and Kramer want in on the bet too and the gang all tries to see how long each of them can refrain from 'the deed' and be 'master of their domain'.
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The Airport
Episode 19 Originally aired: November 25, 1992On their way home, Jerry and Elaine are bumped from their flight moved to a different one. Jerry is seated in first class while Elaine gets stuck back in coach. While Jerry sits next to a model and enjoys all the first class perks, Elaine has to deal with smelly bathrooms, rude flight attendants and bad food. Meanwhile, George and Kramer try to figure out which NY airport Elaine and George will be landing at and run in…more
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The Pick
Episode 20 Originally aired: December 16, 1992Jerry continues to see the model that he sat next to on the plane until she mistakes his nose scratch for a nose 'pick'. George, however, thinks the 'pick' is a great way to annoy Susan and possibly drive her to break up with him. Meanwhile, Elaine discovers that the picture she sent out in her Christmas card is a little too revealing. Kramer accuses Calvin Klein of stealing his idea for 'The Ocean&…more
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The Movie
Episode 21 Originally aired: January 6, 1993Jerry makes plans to meet Elaine, George and Kramer at the movies but ends up trying to cancel as he has to perform a show. Jerry tries to find the gang to tell them his change of plans but he can't find anyone as they have decided to go to another theater to see the movie. Through a series of mishaps, no one ends up seeing the movie except Kramer.
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The Visa
Episode 22 Originally aired: January 27, 1993When George's new lawyer girlfriend thinks that he is funny, he asks Jerry to act depressed so that he doesn't overshadow him with his comedic abilities. The ploy backfires though as George's girlfriend is even more attracted to Jerry's melancholy. Meanwhile, the Pakistani restaurant owner, Babu, is detained for neglecting to renew his visa because his mail was mixed up with Jerry's, thus he never re…more
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The Shoes
Episode 23 Originally aired: February 4, 1993Jerry and George have trouble fleshing out the female character in their sitcom. Their troubles continue when they are caught staring at the cleavage of the NBC Executive's daughter. Luckily, Elaine is able to remedy the situation. An old girlfriend of Jerry's covets Elaine's shoes, the same girlfriend who Jerry was never able to kiss though Kramer ends up with the opportunity to do so.
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The Outing
Episode 24 Originally aired: February 11, 1993No thanks to Elaine, a reporter mistakenly writes that Jerry and George are a gay couple. The find themselves denying that they are gay, 'not that there is anything wrong with that'. To make matters worse, the New York Post reprints the article and soon everyone is calling about the news. Geroge's mother collapses and is sent to the hospital and Jerry ends up dating the reporter to clear his name, to ill ef…more
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The Old Man
Episode 25 Originally aired: February 18, 1993Elaine, Jerry and George volunteer at a home for the elderly but get more than they bargained for. Jerry is assigned to a nasty old man who bites Kramer, and they end up losing him on the way to the dentist to fix the man's dentures. George only ends up making his senior depressed and Elaine is both intrigued by her senior's love stories and disgusted by her goiter problems.
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The Implant
Episode 26 Originally aired: February 25, 1993Jerry dumps his new girlfriend after Elaine reports that she thinks her breasts are fake, however Elaine later discovers that they might indeed be real after an encounter in the sauna. Meanwhile, Kramer is convinced that he saw controversial writer Salman Rushdie at the healthclub. Geroge accompanies his girlfriend to her aunt's out of town wake and tries to obtain the death certificate so that he can get an airline…more
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The Junior Mint
Episode 27 Originally aired: March 18, 1993Elaine goes to visit an old boyfriend who's is in the hospital for an operation. She is interested in renewing the relationship as he has lost a significant amount of weight however when Kramer and Jerry get the opportunity to watch the operation, they lose a junior mint in the man's body. Jerry is also having difficulties remembering his new girlfriend's name, only knowing that it rhymes with a certain part …more
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The Smelly Car
Episode 28 Originally aired: April 15, 1993When a restaurant valet with terrible body odor parks Jerry's car, he leaves a stench behind that permeates both the car and anyone who rides in it. George finds out that his ex-girlfriend Susan is now having a lesbian relationship and is intringued but Susan's new girlfriend ends up being attracted to Kramer.
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The Handicap Spot
Episode 29 Originally aired: May 13, 1993Needing to go shopping for a gift, George borrows his father's car and parks it in a handicap spot on Kramer's suggestion. A revolt occurs when a wheelchair bound woman gets injured due to his parking job and the car gets trashed by the angry mob. Ironically, Kramer falls for the handicap woman when he goes with George to visit her in the hospital. George's father ends up getting arrested for his son's …more
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The Pilot (Part 1)
Episode 30 Originally aired: May 20, 1993The NBC pilot that Jerry and George have written is given a green light so they start casting for the actors that will play the gang. They find an actor who is perfect for the Kramer role but George thinks that the actor stole his raisins. Kramer meanwhile is having some bathroom issues and Elaine has to contend with the NBC executive's recent infatuation with her. The gang notices that all of the new waitresses at…more
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The Pilot (Part 2)
Episode 31 Originally aired: May 20, 1993As rehearsals for the pilot begin, the NBC Executive's obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. Meanwhile, Kramer becomes forced to deal with his own 'internal plumbing' problems and Elaine starts an investigation of the coffee shop's owner and his new hiring practices. At the taping of the pilot, past guest stars of the season comment on the show and they all think it's great. The fate of t…more
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The Pilot
Episode 32 Originally aired: May 20, 1993Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn t like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem; guests Mariska Hargitay, Jeremy Piven.
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The Pilot
Episode 33 Originally aired: May 20, 1993Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn t like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
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The Pitch
Episode 34 Originally aired: September 16, 2008When NBC Executives approach Jerry about coming up with a sitcom, George decides he will help Jerry and comes up with an idea about a 'show about nothing'. After their meeting George decides to ask out the female NBC Executive that they met. Meanwhile, Kramer is kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola after Kramer neglects to invite him to a party, but a helmet he recently acquired saves him. The crew find out t…more
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