Seinfeld Season 7 Episode Guide
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The Chaperone
Episode 1 Originally aired: September 22, 1994Jerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant but needs to have a chaperone accompany them. Kramer volunteers and ends up becoming her personal coach after he gives her some good advice. Elaine interviews for a job at Doubleday, trying to follow in Jackie O's footsteps, but she ends up landing a job as the assistant to an eccentric executive who likes white socks. Meanwhile, George decides that the Yankees need …more
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The Big Salad
Episode 2 Originally aired: September 29, 1994Elaine has a new admirer when she goes to a stationary store in search of a specific mechanical pencil and the clerk develops a crush on her. George and his girlfriend pick up a big salad and give it to Elaine, who only thanks the girlfriend. Later George makes a big deal that he was the one who bought the salad and it causes tension between him and Elaine. Jerry starts to rethink dating his new girlfriend when he find…more
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The Pledge Drive
Episode 3 Originally aired: October 6, 1994Jerry thinks that a friend of Elaine's is hitting on him but can't decipher the woman's voice with that of her 'high talking' boyfriend. Elaine notices that her boss eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork and the habit begins to catch on. Meanwhile, George is convinced that everyone is giving him the finger, even when he's enroute to a PBS pledge drive with a famous Yankee.
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The Chinese Woman
Episode 4 Originally aired: October 13, 1994Jerry meets a woman on the phone when his line gets crossed with George's whom he thinks is Chinese, especially considering her last name. He makes a date with her but loses much of his interest in her when he finds out that she is actually Jewish from Long Island. George's mother, who has been getting advice from the woman, doesn't value her insight as much now that she knows she's not Chinese. Meanwhi…more
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The Couch
Episode 5 Originally aired: October 27, 1994Elaine starts dating the guy that delivered Jerry's new couch. All is going well until Jerry asks his opinion on abortion. The controversial topic continues to be examined when Kramer and Poppie end up deciding to go into their 'make your own pizza' pizza business and fight over when a pizza actually becomes a pizza. George joins a book club and tries to cover up the fact that he hasn't read the book by…more
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The Gymnast
Episode 6 Originally aired: November 3, 1994George's new girlfriend's mom thinks that George is homeless when she witnesses him eating food out of a garbage and cleaning someone's windshield. George and Kramer try to convince Jerry to keep dating a Romanian gymnast but Jerry thinks he has set his expectations too high. Elaine can't pull her boss away from a 3-D art poster of Kramer's so she goes in his place to a big deal meeting. Kramer has …more
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The Soup
Episode 7 Originally aired: November 10, 1994Kramer convinces Jerry to accept a free Armani suit from another comedian as all he has to do in return is treat him to a meal. Jerry and the other comedian clash over what constitutes a meal. Elaine discovers that the Englishman that she is dating is not all that she assumed he was and George has bad uck with a new girlfriend. After his bout with the kidney stone, Kramer decides to only eat fresh food.
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The Mom & Pop Store
Episode 8 Originally aired: November 17, 1994A used car salesman convinces George to buy a convertible that was supposedly once owned by Jon Voight. George becomes determined to find out whether it is true. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business but his attempts affect Jerry in a big way. Jerry attends a party uninvited in hopes of running into a dentist and Elaine wins her boss tickets to hold one of the float ropes during the Macy's Thanksgiving …more
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The Secretary
Episode 9 Originally aired: December 8, 1994George hires an unattractive woman to be his secretary so he is not distracted, however the woman proves to be so efficient that she gets a promotion and a raise, ultimately making more than George. While at the movies, Jerry swears that he sees his drycleaner wearing his clothes and Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine buys a new dress but then once she gets it home realizes that the store uses overly fla…more
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The Race
Episode 10 Originally aired: December 15, 1994Through his new girlfriend, Jerry runs into an old acquaintance and the memory of a foot race from when they were kids becomes a hot topic. They decide to run a rematch to settle the debate of who actually won. Meanwhile, communist themes abound when Elaine finds out her new boyfriend is a communist, George responds to a personal ad in a communist newspaper and gets reprimanded by his boss George Steinbrenner, and Krame…more
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The Switch
Episode 11 Originally aired: January 5, 1995Kramer s mom (Sheree North) reveals her son s name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.
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The Switch
Episode 12 Originally aired: January 15, 1995Jerry wants to make the switch from his girlfriend, who never laughs, to his girlfriend's roommate. George comes up with the idea of a menage a trois so that Jerry's girlfriend will be offended and break up with him and the roommate will know he's interested, but it doesn't work out as planned. Elaine let's a potential employer borrow her boss' tennis racket which leads to trouble. George is dati…more
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The Label Maker
Episode 13 Originally aired: January 19, 1995Jerry's friend gives him a label maker as a thank you gift for a pair of Super Bowl tickets, however Elaine is suspicious that it is the same label maker she gave the man as a gift and that he has just 'regifted' it. George loves his new girlfriend's apartment but is shocked to find out that she has a male roommate and tries to convince her to get him to move out. Meanwhile, Kramer and Newman get involve…more
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The Scofflaw
Episode 14 Originally aired: January 26, 1995George runs into an old friend, Gary who has been fighting cancer for the past few months- a fact that everyone else seemed to know but George. In truth, however, George discovers that Gary has been faking his illness in order to milk sympathy and favors out of his friends, especially Jerry. Meanwhile, Elaine tries to get the upperhand in a breakup situation and Kramer runs into a cop who is obsessed with finding a park…more
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Highlights of a Hundred
Episode 15 Originally aired: February 2, 1995Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series first 100 episodes.
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Highlights of a Hundred
Episode 16 Originally aired: February 2, 1995Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series first 100 episodes.
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Clip Show
Episode 17 Originally aired: February 2, 1995Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights of the series' first 100 episodes.
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Highlights of a Hundred (Part 1)
Episode 18 Originally aired: February 2, 1995Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a 'show about nothing'.
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Highlights of a Hundred (Part 2)
Episode 19 Originally aired: February 2, 1995Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a 'show about nothing'.
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The Kiss Hello
Episode 20 Originally aired: February 9, 1995Jerry stops greeting friends with a kiss; Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home.
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The Beard
Episode 21 Originally aired: February 9, 1995Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.
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The Beard
Episode 22 Originally aired: February 9, 1995Jerry starts dating a police officer who wants to hook him up to a polygraph machine as she can't believe that he doesn't watch 'Melrose Place'. Kramer sets up the now toupee wearing George with a bald woman. Kramer also starts working as a police line up 'stand in' for $50 a day. Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality.
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The Kiss Hello
Episode 23 Originally aired: February 16, 1995While visiting his grandmother, Nana, Jerry finds out that Uncle Leo was supposed to give his father some money 50 years ago and Uncle Leo put Nana in a home to keep her quiet, thus Jerry's father is anxious to collect on both the money and the interest owed. Meanwhile, Kramer wants to create a more Utopian society by putting everyone's picture up in the building. Jerry doesn't mind until all the women of th…more
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The Doorman
Episode 24 Originally aired: February 23, 1995After Jerry accidentally allows a couch to be stolen from the lobby of Mr. Pitt's building, the absentee doorman makes life difficult for Jerry. When Mr. Constanza stays with George, Kramer and George discover that he has male 'breasts', so they decide to go into business together - making brassieres for men - but have a disagreement over what to call it. Jerry offers to replace the missing couch with an old…more
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The Jimmy
Episode 25 Originally aired: March 16, 1995Jerry, George and Kramer play a game of basketball with 'The Jimmy', a man who constantly refers to himself in the third person and who also makes odd-shaped athletic shoes. While Jerry is at the dentist's office, he discovers that they now carry 'Penthouse' magazine in the waiting room and Jerry is convinced, after he gets out of the dentist's chair, that the dentist and his assistant carried out…more
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The Doodle
Episode 26 Originally aired: April 6, 1995George finds an unflattering doodle that his new girlfriend drew of him and he is unsure as to how he should feel when she reassures him she doesn't care what he looks like. When Jerry's apartment becomes infested with fleas and he has to have it fumigated, he is forced to put his parents up in a swanky hotel. Unaware that it has just been fumigated, Kramer spends time in Jerry's place reading a manuscript o…more
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The Fusilli Jerry
Episode 27 Originally aired: April 27, 1995Kramer receives the wrong personalized license plates and they spell the word ASSMAN. Though wondering who they are for, he makes the most out them while also building a statue of Jerry out of fusilli. George's mother gets an eye lift and Jerry is upset when he finds out his friend has been using his original move on Elaine in bed. Jerry confronts his friend but ultimately needs his services as a mechanic.
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The Diplomat's Club
Episode 28 Originally aired: May 4, 1995Jerry plans to rendez-vous with a supermodel at an airport club after he returns from a trip but his assistant keeps him from making the date. Elaine decides not to quit working for Mr. Pitt when she finds out that she was just added to his will, however this makes her a suspect when he overdoses on his medication and dies. George tries desperately to find a black person who will be his friend to prove to his boss that …more
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The Face Painter
Episode 29 Originally aired: May 11, 1995When Elaine's boyfriend takes her, Kramer and Jerry to a hockey game, he embarasses them when he paints his face and acts outrageously but Kramer still thinks Jerry should give the 'courtesy thank you' for the free tickets even though Jerry doesn't want to. When a monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, he throws it back at it which causes the monkey to becomes depressed. The zoo demands an apology from K…more
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The Understudy
Episode 30 Originally aired: May 18, 1995George and Jerry are suspected of intentionally injuring Bette Midler at a softball game so that Jerry's actress girlfriend and understudy of Bette, can perform in the play. Elaine enlists Mr. Costanza's translation skills when she suspects her foreign manicurist is making snide comments about her and in her dispair over losing her manicurist, meets the owner of a catalogue, J. Peterman, who hires her. Meanwhile,…more
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