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Seinfeld Season 8 Episode Guide

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  • The Engagement

    Episode 1 Originally aired:  September 21, 1995

    Realizing the error of their ways, George and Jerry make a pact to stop being so immature in their relationships with women. George goes out and proposes marriage to his old girlfriend Susan and after many hours of convincing she accepts. Jerry, on the other hand, ends up breaking up with his girlfriend and retreating to old habits. Elaine is being driven crazy by a neighborhood dog who barks all night so she conspires…more

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  • The Postponement

    Episode 2 Originally aired:  September 28, 1995

    George decides that he wants to postpone his engagement to Susan and has to figure out how to tell her. Meanwhile, having solved her dog barking problem, Elaine confesses in confidence to a neighborly rabbi that she is jealous that George is the first of their group to get engaged, but the rabbi doesn't waste time widely discussing her issue to anyone who will listen. Kramer and Jerry head to the movies, however Kra…more

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    Based on 77 ratings
  • The Maestro

    Episode 3 Originally aired:  October 5, 1995

    Still trying to find a way to postpone his engagement, George decides to help the security guard at Susan's uncle's store by buying him a stool but it ends badly. Elaine starts dating a conductor who insists that he be called "Maestro" and woos Elaine further by talking about the house he has in Tuscany and how there are no other houses to rent there. Jerry becomes obsessed with finding out whether or …more

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    Based on 93 ratings
  • The Wink

    Episode 4 Originally aired:  October 12, 1995

    George develops an uncontrollable wink when he is squirted in the eye with grapefruit juice from Jerry's new diet plan. His wink gives Kramer the incorrect go ahead to sell a birthday card signed by the entire Yankees team. Once Kramer learns of his mistake, he is forced to collect the birthday card from a young boy ill in the hospital. Meanwhile, Jerry's new grapefruit diet causes problems with his dating and …more

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  • The Hot Tub

    Episode 5 Originally aired:  October 19, 1995

    George picks up some verbal bad habits from a group of visiting baseball officials he is entertaining because his boss thinks he is cracking under the pressure of working in the big leagues. Elaine has a house guest, who is a runner, in town for the New York Marathon and somewhat famous for oversleeping and missing a race at the Olympics. Jerry becomes obsessed with making sure that the runner wakes up on time. Kramer …more

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    Based on 87 ratings
  • The Soup Nazi

    Episode 6 Originally aired:  November 2, 1995

    The gang become obsessed with the delicious soup at a new soup stand but have to deal with the temperamental chef, unofficially known as The Soup Nazi, who enforces a strict set of eating rules on his customers. Elaine buys an armoire on the street and has Kramer guard it, only to have it stolen under his nose by a pair of not-so-scary thugs.

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    Based on 168 ratings
  • The Secret Code

    Episode 7 Originally aired:  November 9, 1995

    George is insistent about keeping his ATM code a secret, even from Susan, but the weight of not telling anyone starts to get to him. Elaine is confused by a man that she met at a party and who she talked to for ten minutes, but who remembers everything about the party except for her. Jerry does a promotional spot for a one legged man's appliance store but gets in trouble when the man thinks Jerry is making fun of hi…more

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    Based on 86 ratings
  • The Pool Guy

    Episode 8 Originally aired:  November 16, 1995

    Jerry tries to shake the overly friendly pool guy at his gym who seems to want to become a part of the gang. George is terrified that 'his worlds are colliding' when Susan and Elaine start becoming friends. Kramer's phone number is one digit away from the 'Moviefone' number so he starts helping people with movie times when they misdial.

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    Based on 102 ratings
  • The Sponge

    Episode 9 Originally aired:  December 7, 1995

    When Elaine's preferred method of contraception is taken off the market, she hordes the last few sponges she has and becomes very selective of the men that she will potentially date. George creates problems between him and Jerry when he tells Susan one of Jerry's secrets. This reveal then leads George and Susan to have a fight about secrets which ends up with George telling Susan another one of Jerry's secre…more

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    Based on 98 ratings
  • The Gum

    Episode 10 Originally aired:  December 14, 1995

    Kramer helps an old friend, Lloyd, who is recovering from a nervous breakdown. To help Lloyd's recovery, Jerry and the gang have to try and ultimately buy the Chinese gum that he has. Elaine is also put in an uncomfortable position when her button pops off and she exposes herself to both Lloyd and Kramer. George has to convince an old neighbor acquaintance of his that he himself is not on the verge of a nervous bre…more

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  • The Rye

    Episode 11 Originally aired:  January 4, 1996

    Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who meets her new high level of scrutiny aka 'sponge worthiness' though ironically he doesn't seem to be interested in 'doing everything'. Susan and George's parents have dinner for the first time but a missing loaf of marbled rye bread causes a rift. Jerry's attempt at replacing the missing rye bread is thwarted. Meanwhile, Kramer buys fifty cans of Beef-…more

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    Based on 103 ratings
  • The Caddy

    Episode 12 Originally aired:  January 25, 1996

    Kramer befriends a caddy who offers him both golf and life advice. After George locks his keys in his car while he is at Yankee Stadium, his bosses consider him for a promotion as it seems that he is always at work. Seeing his good luck, George decides to go up to the newly rebuilt cabin with Susan and asks Jerry and Kramer to take the fliers off of his car at the stadium. They decide to go get the car washed as well b…more

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    Based on 74 ratings
  • The Seven

    Episode 13 Originally aired:  February 1, 1996

    George meets Susan's cousin, who is pregnant, and scoffs at her choice of name for the unborn. He later becomes angry when the woman decides to use the name 'Seven', the name George has been planning to name his first born. Elaine injures her neck while pulling down a bike from the wall and promises it to anyone who can make her feel better. Kramer saves the day and expects the bike in return. Jerry is con…more

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    Based on 91 ratings
  • The Cadillac (Part 1)

    Episode 14 Originally aired:  February 8, 1996

    Jerry buys his parents a Cadillac after his last job pays especially well. Seeing Jerry's new found wealth, Elaine suddenly becomes interested in him again. George finds out that Elaine's friend could have set him up with Marisa Tomei, and George pursues the coffee date regardless of his engagement to Susan. Kramer starts a revenge scheme against the cable guy. Meanwhile, Jerry's father is accused by his fr…more

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  • The Cadillac

    Episode 15 Originally aired:  February 8, 1996

    Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac; guest Marisa Tomei.

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    Based on 26 ratings
  • The Cadillac

    Episode 16 Originally aired:  February 8, 1996

    Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac.

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    Based on 84 ratings
  • The Cadillac

    Episode 17 Originally aired:  February 8, 1996

    Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac.

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    Based on 78 ratings
  • The Cadillac (Part 2)

    Episode 18 Originally aired:  February 8, 1996

    Jerry's dad continues to have to defend his owning a new Cadillac and the means in which he got it. Elaine, now actively pursuing Jerry, calls him in Florida and wants to join him there. Susan becomes suspicious of George's intentions with Marisa Tomei and George ends up actually getting Marisa's the actress' phone number. Kramer continues his war with the cable guy which ends in Kramer being victorious…more

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  • The Shower Head

    Episode 19 Originally aired:  February 15, 1996

    When the shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with new low-flow models, Newman hatches a plan to obtain regular shower heads on the black market. Elaine has to undergo a physical prior to a business trip to Africa but her results indicate that she has opium in her system and she is consequently fired. She discovers the reason for her positive drug test and finds a donor to re-take the physical for her.…more

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    Based on 92 ratings
  • The Doll

    Episode 20 Originally aired:  February 22, 1996

    When Susan won't get rid of a doll who looks exactly like Mrs. Costanza, George finds that he can't perform in the bedroom anymore. Elaine is desperate to replace the Maestro's autographed picture of the Three Tenors that she ruined in Tuscany. Meanwhile, Jerry loses an important package before an appearance on The Charles Grodin Show because of his interaction with Susan's old roommate. Kramer challeng…more

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    Based on 90 ratings
  • The Friars Club

    Episode 21 Originally aired:  March 7, 1996

    George's wedding to Susan is delayed again and he is secretly thrilled. George is also elated when Jerry starts dating Susan's best friend so they can double date together. Jerry borrows a Friar's Club blazer with hopes of gaining admittance to the Club but ends up losing the jacket. Elaine is suspicious of a new co-worker who proclaims to be deaf and Kramer tries to replicate Leonardo da Vinci's sleepi…more

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    Based on 87 ratings
  • The Wig Master

    Episode 22 Originally aired:  April 4, 1996

    George's unhappiness with his engagement is compounded when Susan's friend, the Wig Master from the touring company of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat", stays with him. Kramer borrows the back-up 'coat' and is mistaken for a pimp. George finds a cheap monthly parking lot but discovers why it might be so cheap when he finds a condom in his car. Meanwhile, Jerry has a disagreement …more

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  • The Calzone

    Episode 23 Originally aired:  April 25, 1996

    George becomes a favorite of his boss George Steinbrenner's when he gives him one of his eggplant calzones and Steinbrenner becomes obsessed with them. George runs into trouble when his calzone restaurant bans him from the premise for stealing from the tip jar, so he enlists Kramer, then Newman, to help him with the delivery. Kramer becomes fanatic about always wearing clothes straight out of the dryer but when he r…more

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    Based on 85 ratings
  • The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

    Episode 24 Originally aired:  May 2, 1996

    Kramer and Newman have a scheme to make money off of bottle returns by utilizing a mail truck half full of Mother's Day cards to carry all the bottles they find to the high paying state of Michigan. Elaine is charged with bidding for JFK's golf clubs by her boss at an auction but goes double over his limit when she finds herself bidding against her nemesis, the non-bra wearing, ex-roommate heiress. Elaine puts t…more

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  • The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

    Episode 25 Originally aired:  May 2, 1996

    George is thrilled with his boss' response to his project as he had no idea what he was supposed to be doing, but later finds out it was because of the medication he was on. Kramer and Newman's trip to Michigan to deliver the mail and the bottles for deposit is interrupted when they spot Jerry's stolen car heading to Ohio. They chase the car and end up unloading the bottles and then Newman, to make the mail …more

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  • The Bottle Deposit

    Episode 26 Originally aired:  May 2, 1996

    Jerry s mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

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    Based on 78 ratings
  • The Bottle Deposit

    Episode 27 Originally aired:  May 2, 1996

    Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

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    Based on 54 ratings
  • The Bottle Deposit

    Episode 28 Originally aired:  May 2, 1996

    Kramer spots Jerry s stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK s golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

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    Based on 80 ratings
  • The Wait Out

    Episode 29 Originally aired:  May 9, 1996

    When George makes an off-hand comment that shakes a couple in a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in the wings for them to break- up and be viable, single catches again. George feels badly about causing a potential break-up so tries to get them to stay together. Elaine starts to drive again but almost makes Jerry sick when he rides as a passenger. Kramer starts to wear jeans again, albeit very tight ones that …more

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    Based on 68 ratings
  • The Invitations

    Episode 30 Originally aired:  May 16, 1996

    George tries everything, from smoking to pre-nup agreements, to stop Susan from wanting to marry him but it seems like he is stuck. The gang all want to be a part of the wedding but Susan nixes the idea on each account. Jerry thinks he has found the perfect woman who saves him from a being hit by a car after he learns that she likes all the same things that he does. Meanwhile, Kramer is obsessed with a bank teller'…more

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    Based on 76 ratings

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