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Time |
Description |
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| Strangeness on a Train |
22:01 |
Peggy is depressed that her birthday always ends up being a bust, so she vows to ...
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| Pour Some Sugar on Kahn |
21:58 |
Kahn's father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The ...
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| Death Picks Cotton |
21:58 |
Hank, Peggy, Luanne and Lucky decide to celebrate the first trimester of Luanne& ...
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| The Courtship of Joseph's Father |
22:02 |
Joseph Gribble, Dale's son, becomes the star quarterback for Landry High Sch ...
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| Raise The Steaks |
21:58 |
After buying tough, unsavory steaks at the Mega-Lo-Mart, Hank visits the town co ...
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| Dream Weaver |
21:57 |
When the Gribbles experience financial trouble due to Dale's slow exterminat ...
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| Tears of an Inflatable Clown |
21:58 |
While Bobby heads a carnival planning committee at his school, a representative ...
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| Six Characters in Search of a House |
22:03 |
Peggy finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. The home i ...
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| Life: A Loser's Manual |
22:03 |
Luanne's long lost father and Peggy's brother returns to Arlen after bei ...
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| Cops and Robert |
22:04 |
When Hank accidentally lifts another man's wallet, the man becomes bent out ...
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| It Came from the Garage |
22:04 |
Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team ...
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| Behind Closed Doors |
22:02 |
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes ...
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| Four Wave Intersection |
22:00 |
Surf's up in Arlen, TX, as a heat wave hits. There's no escape from the ...
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| The Accidental Terrorist |
22:00 |
When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists they buy from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson) ...
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| Lady and Gentrification |
22:02 |
Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceanera a ...
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| Suite Smell Of Excess |
22:01 |
Bobby gets mesmerized by football on the season premiere of "King Of The Hi ...
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| Bobby Rae |
21:58 |
Bobby fights for everyones right to impress a girl |
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| Powder Puff Boys |
22:01 |
Bobby becomes a cheerleader |
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| Let Me In Dad |
01:12 |
Joseph tries to come home after Dale abandons him at a rich man's house to h ...
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| Meeting Uncle Hoyt |
02:24 |
The family meets Luanne's father uncle Hoyt. |
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| Credit Card Application |
01:02 |
Hank helps Lucky fill out a credit card application. |
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| King of the House |
00:53 |
Bobby becomes man of the house when Hank becomes afraid of a bat. |
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| No Foundation |
00:56 |
Luanne's long lost father and Peggy's brother returns to Arlen after bei ...
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| Because I'm A Man |
01:16 |
Dale gets better tips at Bazoom's than the girls because he's a man. |
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| Secret Clubhouse |
00:34 |
Bobby, Connie, and Joseph decide to build a Secret Clubhouse in the house while ...
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| Sex Crazed Hobos |
00:50 |
Hank and Peggy try and cover up the fact that they just had sex in the train bat ...
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| Double Bluff Reversal |
00:33 |
Dale takes a job at Bazoom's to call their bluff. |
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| Find A New Best Friend |
00:28 |
Hank tells Bobby that a winning football season is more important than a best fr ...
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| Heroic Hank |
02:35 |
Hank saves Bobby from a sinking raft. |
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| Get The Funk Hank |
00:54 |
Peggy tries to get Hank excited about her Murder Mystery Studio 54 Train birthda ...
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| Prosti-tots |
00:12 |
Peggy and Nancy pass a couple scantily clad young girls on the street. |
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| Speedo Dale |
00:59 |
The waitresses defend Dale when a customer accidentally pulls his shorts down. |
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| Dusty's Lust |
00:40 |
Peggy discovers trashy novels. |
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| Double Trouble |
01:04 |
Peggy helps her brother get out of a jam at a strip joint. |
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| We Should Burn It |
00:28 |
Joseph tries to make friends at his new private school by suggesting they burn a ...
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| Bobby's Heroic Hank Story |
00:35 |
Bill screams when he hears the story of how Hank saved Bobby from the bats and t ...
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| Itchy Pink Stuff |
00:21 |
Bobby, Joseph, and Connie climb into the attic and discover fiber glass. |
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| Dale's Gala |
00:55 |
Dale brags about the gala he's attending for his son's private academy. |
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| I'm an Actor |
00:19 |
Bobby gets excited by the real estate rehearsals and tells dad he wants to be an ...
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| Babies Prefer Beautiful People |
00:16 |
Peggy and Ladybird agree that babies are smarter than they look because they pre ...
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| Unique New York |
00:25 |
He's an actor! |
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| Drag and Drop |
00:18 |
Kahn's Dad orders him to convert his analog watch into an mp3 player. Drag a ...
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| Peggy Hill Director |
00:53 |
Peggy realizes she needs a script before she can direct. |
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| I Got a Listing |
00:41 |
Peggy finally gets a house listing and Luanne suggests putting in a Gap. |
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| Karaoke Kahn |
01:23 |
Kahn performs "The Morning After" at the local Karaoke Bar to an enthu ...
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| Brag Dancing |
00:59 |
Bobby and Peggy make a bet over how long the soccer announcer will say "Goa ...
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| Friendship Marriage |
00:37 |
Kahn asks Ted if they can have a friendship marriage after witnessing his specta ...
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| Quinceanera |
00:32 |
Dales suspects that human sacrifice takes place at a Quinceanera party. |
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| Real Estate Rehearsal |
01:42 |
Peggy holds a rehearsal for her new real estate script "Connections" a ...
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| Soundtrack By Dale |
00:59 |
Dale takes it up on himself to "upgrade the entertainment value of the alle ...
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| Put Your Clothes On |
01:12 |
Hank freaks out when he finds Peggy and Bobby wearing their underwear around the ...
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| I Don't Want To Move |
01:11 |
Enrique gives a speech at his daughters' Quinceanara party. |
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| Hipsters |
00:18 |
Hank and Dale comment on the local hipsters. |
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| Where's Your Son Right Now |
01:27 |
Stephens Davies - self help guru - challenges Peggy's grasp on her life and ...
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| Gambling |
00:21 |
Peggy shares her theory on how you're never too down to quit. |
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| Happy Pill |
00:53 |
Hank seeks a happy pill to solve his problems, and Dale plays the happy pill the ...
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| Hank's and Bill's Theme Songs |
00:34 |
Dale plays Hank's and Bill's theme songs. |
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