Lesson About Women
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| Lesson About Women | 00:59 | Homer tries to teach Bart a lesson about women. | |
| No Guns In The House | 00:37 | Bart immediately finds Grampa's gun after he moves in. | |
| Parental Duties | 00:21 | Marge and Homer dish out new parenting duties to one another. | |
| Springfield Airport | 01:41 | Homer and Bart take a trip to the springfield airport. | |
| David Crosby | 00:23 |
The "Be Sharps" are presented a Grammy by David Crosby: Barney's h ...
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| Sugar For Dinner | 00:34 | Homer serves sugar for dinner, and it's filled with surprises. | |
| Hand In Toaster | 00:33 | Homer gets his hand stuck in a toaster, and can't get it off. | |
| Lawnmower | 00:42 | Krusty the Clown hears something that sounds like a lawnmower, heading his way. | |
| Back to Winnipeg | 00:18 | A father gets upset with his kids and heads back home to Winnipeg. | |
| Smoking Partner | 01:08 | Troy McClure and Selma enjoy a smoke together. | |
| Winning Chant | 00:44 | Homer tells Marge about a chant he created that helped his bowling team win. | |
| I Said Ha Ha | 00:45 | Nelson coaxes Bart to jump from the top of the tree house into the pool. | |
| Nelson's Documentary | 02:11 | Nelsons documentary plays at Sundance. | |
| Evil Laugh Note To Self | 00:21 |
Bart makes a prank note-to-self about putting a rubber spider down Lisa's dr ...
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| I Want That Oil Well | 01:08 | Mr. Burns tries to take the school's oil well from Principal Skinner. | |
| Reverse Vampires | 00:54 |
When the adults of Springfield get hooked on a love potion that drives them to t ...
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| Russian District | 01:01 | Lisa wonders into the Russian district. | |
| Democracy Doesn't Work | 00:57 |
The United States Congress blocks a vote to evacuate Springfield because of a la ...
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| When Doves Cry | 00:25 | Milhouse meets his doppelganger in Shelbyville. | |
| Kidnapping Sir Oinks-a-Lot | 01:57 | Bart concocts a prank to kidnap the school's mascot. | |
| Not Enough Beer | 00:44 | Homer realizes that he is out of beer. | |
| Focused | 01:07 | Grampa Simpson retells a story of his old mountain climbing days. | |
| Itchy and Scratchy: Scar Trek | 00:53 | Itchy and Scratchy go to space. | |
| Pulled Over | 01:01 | Troy McClure gets pulled over for driving erratically. | |
| Santa's Little Injury | 00:26 | Santa's Little Helper is released from the animal hospital in a wheel-about. | |
| Pool Collapse | 00:36 | The pool collapses when too many kids jump in. | |
| That's a Right Triangle | 00:24 | Homer's mathematical equation is corrected. | |
| Lisa's Getting Married | 00:50 | Lisa tells Marge that she's getting married by picture phone. | |
| Demolition Bart | 00:18 | In the future, Bart works for a demolition company. | |
| Krusty Burglar Beat Down | 01:24 | Homer beats up the Krusty Burger Burglar. | |
| Bart's Mommy | 00:34 | Marge becomes Bart's substitute teacher after the teachers go on strike. | |
| If I were President | 00:19 | Homer asks Marge if she would love him more if he were president. | |
| Substitute Moe | 00:41 | Bart attacks Moe when he becomes a substitute teacher. | |
| Grampa's Makeover | 00:26 | The Simpsons arrive from a long trip and find Grampa dressed in drag. | |
| New Candidate | 00:44 |
Homer and the gang meet up at Moe's to discuss the up coming presidential el ...
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| Idiot Proof | 00:25 | Sideshow Bob crashes a plane he considered was idiot proof. | |
| Accident In Class | 00:46 | Homer blows up his nuclear physics 101 class. | |
| No Time To Explain | 00:37 |
Nelson barges into class with an urgent cause that there's no time to explai ...
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| Sugar Is Melting | 01:15 | Homer's pile of sugar is stolen by the rain. | |
| Greyhound Fur Tuxedo | 01:46 | Mr. Burns sings the animal-skinning, greyhound, tuxedo-vest song. | |
| Homer's Life Long Dream | 00:38 | Homer is lured by a commercial to become a monorail conductor. | |
| Saftey Award | 00:38 | Otto dreams of receiving a safety award. | |
| Next Flickey's 25,000 Miles | 00:19 |
After seeing the repeating billboards, Bart and Lisa want to go to Flickey's ...
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| Ducks on the Road | 00:40 | A line of ducks cross the path of a fire truck. | |
| Muscial Number | 00:47 | Smithers performs a musical number for Mr. Burns. | |
| The Forbidden Music | 00:21 |
The band class takes advantage of the teacher strike by playing "Pop Goes t ...
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| Celebrating Freedom | 00:55 | Homer's idea of celebrating freedom backfires on him. | |
| Smithers' Deal | 01:20 | A look back at Mr. Smithers. | |
| House Boat | 00:19 | Homer and Marge take a look at a house boat. | |
| Vampire Burns | 02:53 |
Burns invites the Simpsons to a midnight dinner at his country house in Pennsylv ...
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| Beer For Bear | 01:19 |
Mr. Burns shuts down Springfield's beer supply until Homer returns his teddy ...
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| Powers of Deduction | 01:07 | The comic book guy gets sarcastic with Bart. | |
| Much Worse Duties | 00:28 | Just when Homer thought it couldn't get any worse at work... | |
| New Neighbor | 00:46 | Homer meets his new neighbor - former president Gerald Ford. | |
| Wide Load | 00:19 | Homer shows a tattoo that Bart put on his behind. | |
| Marge Arrests Homer | 01:22 | Marge is forced to arrest Homer when he steals her cop hat. | |
| Dead Family Joke | 00:43 | Homer tricks Ned into believing his family is dead. | |
| Beard Sharpener | 00:22 | Grampa helps Jasper Beardley get his beard out of a pencil sharpener. | |
| Marge Loves Springfield | 01:05 | Marge tries to inspire hometown pride in her family. | |
| Grampa Gets Blamed | 00:21 | Homer gets mad and Grampa Simpson for not taking care of the kids. | |
| Paint My Chicken Coupe | 00:39 |
Grampa Simpson realizes that the homeless man eating with his family was a man t ...
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| With It | 00:33 | Homer tells his father that he is not "with it". | |
| Grampa Changes the Channel | 00:39 | Grampa Simpson breaks the TV when he tries to change the channel. | |
| Uncle Moe's | 00:45 | Homer watches a commercial for Moe's new family restaurant. | |
| Daddy's Back | 01:15 | Lurleen sings a song about having her father back in her life. | |
| Fireworks Project | 00:36 | Marge thinks Bart's Firecracker project is just another prank. | |
| Crossbow | 00:49 |
Homer tries to shoot the critters that have been eating his beef jerky with a cr ...
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| Bowling Team | 00:53 | Homer tries to raise money for his bowling team. | |
| The Car Hole | 00:45 |
At poker night, Moe makes fun of Homer for calling the car hole the "garage ...
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| Lesbian Bar | 00:18 | Homer finds something wrong at the lesbian bar. | |
| The Shinnin | 00:40 | Groundskeeper Willie tells Bart that he's got the Shinnin. | |
| Arriving At Itchy And Scratchy Land | 00:30 |
The Simpsons finally make it to Itchy and Scratchy land, where nothing could pos ...
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| New Years | 00:48 | The town of Springfield celebrates the new year. | |
| Cat Lady | 00:47 | Lisa tries to do a sappy news report but fails at it. | |
| Fooled Again | 02:07 | Bart gets Sideshow Bob to perform for him before he tries to kill him. | |
| Permission Granted | 00:19 | Homer puts on his new uniform and asks for permission to come aboard. | |
| Night Boat | 01:11 |
Bart, Lisa, and Homer can't tear themselves away from the TV show 'Night ...
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| Rookie Mistake | 01:04 | Bart and Milhouse head to the joke shop on a day off of school. | |
| Homer and the Sax | 01:08 | Lisa tries to sooth Homer back to health with the help of her saxophone. | |
| Sugar Jackpot | 00:54 | Homer and Bart discover an overturned tanker's sugar spill. | |
| Breaking Homer | 01:41 | A couple of cult leaders have a difficult time breaking Homer. | |
| Senor Spielbergo | 01:03 |
Mr. Burns hires Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent Senor Spielbergo to ...
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| Dig Him Up | 01:00 |
Lisa and Homer convince the Town Jubilation Committee that in order to prove who ...
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| Barney Pays Off | 00:44 | Barney burps out coins after he drinks a cup filled with quarters. | |
| Old Blanket | 00:55 |
Marge returns home from a business trip and is surprised by Homer when she sees ...
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| Cletus | 00:56 | A short story about Cletus. | |
| True Renaissance Man | 00:26 | Homer claims to be a true Renaissance man at the local fair. | |
| World's First Convenience Store | 01:30 |
Homer and Apu travel to the world's first convenience store to visit the ben ...
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| Monstromart | 02:12 | Marge takes Apu shopping at Monstromart. | |
| "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart" So... | 02:36 |
Apu sings the musical number, "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" after he fa ...
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| Cheap Meat | 02:33 | Homer gets sick eating Apu's discounted meat products. | |
| Showering With Lollipop | 00:18 | Apu discovers that Homer likes to shower with a lollipop stuck to his chest. | |
| James Woods Needs Feedback | 00:38 | James Woods asks Jimbo for acting feedback. | |
| Visitors | 01:03 | Marge and the kids visit Homer in jail. | |
| Apu: "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?&qu... | 01:11 | Apu sings about the Kwik-E-Mart and his new home. | |
| Say Something Comforting | 00:36 | Bart tries to make Homer feel better about his mother's death. | |
| Raccoon Family | 00:49 |
Homer discovers that the raccoon that has been stealing his beef jerky has a fam ...
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| Denied | 00:42 |
Principle Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers are denied entry into Lisa Simpson ...
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| Room Service Alert | 00:57 |
Homer and Mindy can't fight the urge to call Room Service and Mr. Burns send ...
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| Bart's Sacrifice | 00:53 | Bart agrees to marry Mary in order to save his cow Lou. | |
| Lisa's Video Project | 01:19 | Lisa shoots her school video project at a tailgate party. | |
| Itchy & Scratchy: Planet of the Ache... | 00:56 |
Mice with big brains butcher Scratchy in the future in this reference to the Tal ...
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| Re-Neducation | 01:50 |
Homer returns from time-traveling to discover that Ned Flanders has become the u ...
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| Trans-Clown-O-Morphs | 01:19 | Lisa and Bart watch an episode of Trans-Clown-O-Morphs. | |
| Homer's Prayer | 00:39 | Homer asks God to confirm his prayers by giving no sign. | |
| Burn That Seat | 01:00 | Homer attempts Krusty's mini-bike loop trick at Krusty's Clown School. | |
| Fake I.D. | 00:49 | Bart gets a fake I.D. | |
| Four Day Weekend | 00:17 | Homer gets excited when he finds out he might be fired on Monday. | |
| Say the Line | 02:06 |
Everybody wants Bart to say the line that made him famous - "I didn't d ...
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| I Didn't Do It | 00:51 |
Bart knocks over Krusty's entire set and immediately says, "I didn' ...
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| I'll Never Forget It | 01:00 | Bart impresses Krusty by stealing him a danish. | |
| No Imagination Left | 00:49 |
Bart tries to use his imagination to escape a box factory visit, but it doesn ...
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| Catchphrases | 00:36 | Everyone chimes in with their own one-dimensional character catchphrase. | |
| Host Troy McClure | 00:50 | Troy McClure hosts The Simpsons 138th episode. | |
| Ballet Academy Commercial | 00:42 | The Simpsons watch a commercial for a new ballet academy in town. | |
| Inadvertent Proposal | 00:58 | Bart accidentally proposes to Mary by brining her his cow. | |
| Farewell Sideshow Bob | 01:19 | Krusty the clown sings a farewell song for his pal Sideshow Bob. | |
| Stranded | 01:25 | Bart and his friends end up stranded far from home. | |
| You Can't Handle The Truth | 01:54 | Bart and Lisa coerce Sideshow Bob into a dramatic courtroom confession. | |
| Classic Krusty | 00:47 |
Bart settles in for a summer of TV, only to find Krusty is showing reruns of Cla ...
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| Maxed Out | 01:43 |
Moe tries to buy his new girlfriend roses but finds out that he's maxed out ...
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| Car Accident | 01:21 | Homer and Grandpa Simpson get into a car accident. | |
| Creamed Corn | 02:20 | Willie's nap is disrupted by Bart. | |
| The Sister | 00:36 |
Lisa gets in Bart's face after he tries to tease her about a prank he pulled ...
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| Barking Bellies | 00:21 |
Homer's belly growls at the film critic Jay Sherman's belly over a pork ...
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| Simpsons Documentary | 01:15 | Lisa premiers her documentary of her family at Sundance. | |
| Dr. Nick | 01:38 | Dr. Nick helps Grampa Simpsons. | |
| Trapped | 00:55 | Homer finds himself in a place he's never been before. | |
| Request | 01:05 | Homer has one request after he is given an award for saving Springfield. | |
| Bart's Wedding | 01:41 | Marge arrives just in time to stop Bart from getting married. | |
| Extroardinary | 00:47 | Chef Wiggum jumps off a roof to arrest Lurleen but ends up hurting himself. | |
| Important Information | 00:39 |
Homer reveals some information to Marge that he should have told her during her ...
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| Getting Off Together | 01:04 | Homer recalls the time he met Mindy at work. | |
| The Log Ride | 00:31 | Bart and Lisa go crazy for their favorite ride at Itchy and Scratchy land. | |
| Matlock Expressway | 00:32 | Mayor Quimby takes suggestions on on what to name the new expressway. | |
| Cool Pool Lisa | 00:37 | Lisa relishes her newfound fair-weather pool friends. | |
| Krusty Burger with Cheese | 00:53 |
Chief Wiggum and his fellow officers discuss the difference between a Krusty Bur ...
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| Sweet Man | 00:53 | Lisa defends her father. | |
| Lenny's Mom | 00:33 | Lenny calls his mom to say he lover her, but she wants to talk to Carl. | |
| Mine Detector | 00:55 | Grampa shows the kids his mine detector he used during the war. | |
| Itchy & Scratchy & Ren & Sti... | 00:52 |
Itchy and Scratchy air a clip show featuring the moon landing on Scratchy, just ...
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| Chocolate Motivation | 01:38 | The only thing that motivates Homer to move is his love of chocolate. | |
| Not a Dream | 00:31 | Bart's dream of it being the last day of school turns out to be true. | |
| Brotherhood Collection | 00:29 | Krusty the Clown ask for a donation for the brotherhood of Jewish Clowns. | |
| Maggie to the Box | 01:11 | Maggie is sent to the box after she is caught being out of bed. | |
| Bart's Great Escape | 00:12 | Bart escapes his illegal card game with a magic trick. | |
| Buying Porn | 00:53 |
Homer lies to an insurance adjuster and tells him that he was buying porn before ...
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| One Flew Over | 00:31 | Barney and Moe visit Homer in the hospital and Barney does something drastic. | |
| Coping Skills | 00:43 | Marge points out Homer's strengths while recovering in the hospital. | |
| A Homer and a Gentleman | 01:17 | Marge recalls the good times. | |
| April Fools Origin | 01:33 | Lisa tells Homer about the origins of April Fool's Day. | |
| Comatose Thoughts | 01:20 | A look into Homer's brain activity during his coma. | |
| A Thousand Monkeys | 00:19 | Mr. Burns shows Homer a thousand monkeys he has working for him on a novel. | |
| Stupid Thing | 00:20 | Homer tells Marge that he'll stop doing stupid things. | |
| TV Interruption | 00:21 | A show is interrupted in order to broadcast a football game. | |
| Bart's First Words | 00:21 | Marge remembers Bart's first words. | |
| Cliff Falls | 01:19 | Previous head injuries create new problems for Homer. | |
| Head Blows | 00:52 |
Previous blows to the head may be the cause of Homer's current medical state ...
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| Closing Time | 00:39 | Homer is kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant. | |
| In Charge | 00:54 | Chief Wiggum and Mayor Quimby argue about who is in charge during a crisis. | |
| Trapped Pudding | 01:02 | Homer has a difficult time opening his can of pudding. | |
| Ned Gets the Part | 01:12 | Ned gets the part of Stanley because of his physical appearance. | |
| Helping Krusty | 00:31 |
Bart and Lisa visit Krusty at his home and find him passed out on his floor and ...
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| Homer Improvement | 00:17 | Homer shows off his physical improvements due to the kids being away. | |
| Homer in Bed | 00:23 | Homer has a difficult time getting out of bed. | |
| The Truth | 00:35 | Marge takes the stand during a trial against an all you can eat restaurant. | |
| Flanders to the Rescue | 01:06 | Ned rescues Homer from his burning house. | |
| Turning You On | 00:43 | Homer tries to seduce Marge. | |
| Homer Embodies Stanley | 01:06 |
Homer behaves like the fictitious character Stanley from "A Streetcar Named ...
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| Dohs | 00:17 | A montage of the many times Bart has elicited a "Doh!" from Homer. | |
| Struck by Lightning | 01:01 | Little Miss Springfield is struck by lightning. | |
| Summer Countdown | 00:29 | The kids in school countdown to the beginning of summer. | |
| Fantastic Voyage | 00:20 | Prof. Frink suggest a probe to look into Homer's medical problem. | |
| Lunch | 00:18 | Bart and Milhouse compare their lunches. | |
| For Free | 00:17 | Krusty's competition is giving away what he is offering for free. | |
| Homer's Moon Waffles | 00:32 | Homer makes his special waffles. | |
| Burns is Fined | 00:51 | Mr. Burns is fined after he is caught dumping nuclear waste at a park. | |
| Homer Talks to God | 01:28 | Homer dreams of speaking to God. | |
| Camp Krusty News Report | 00:58 |
Homer and Marge see a news report about a crisis at the summer camp where Bart a ...
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| Duff Garden Commercial | 01:04 | The Simpsons watch a commercial for Duff Gardens. | |
| Emergency Room | 00:26 | Homer is wheeled into the emergency room. | |
| Burning a Donut | 00:16 | Homer gets upset when he sees a donut go up in flames during a demonstration. | |
| Healthy Competition | 00:39 | Homer realizes that he has a new competitor in his snow plowing business. | |
| Dating Service | 00:24 | Selma interviews for a dating service | |
| Grampa's Help | 01:08 | Homer asks his father to lend him money so he can buy a house. | |
| Final Exam | 00:26 | Homer makes a deal with his brain before taking an exam. | |
| Dirty Hand | 00:38 | Bart's new neighbor spits in his hand. | |
| Tough Homer | 00:53 | Lisa reminisces about how tough Homer is. | |
| Homer's Check-up | 00:31 | Homer's doctor gives him a new body fat analysis test. | |
| Machine | 00:25 |
Homer would rather buy a machine that shocks him in order to get his heart pumpi ...
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| Practice | 00:41 | Homer practices his moves with his whacking stick. | |
| New Class | 01:32 | Bart begins his homeschooling. | |
| British Smiles | 00:36 | Ralph gets a lesson from his dentist. | |
| Hurt Somebody | 00:15 | Nelson is happy after he hurts Bart. | |
| The Hedges | 00:16 | Homer accidentally clips Marge's hair while trimming the hedges. | |
| Beer Googles | 00:19 | Bart tries on a pair of beer goggles. | |
| Blind Date | 00:32 | Selma's date has a hard time seeing. | |
| Dental Plan | 01:56 | Union member vote on their dental plan. | |
| Homer's Heart | 01:29 | Homer's heart start to give out on him. | |
| Strong Performance | 00:53 | Ralph gives a great performance at the school play. | |
| Human Body | 00:21 |
Bart tells his mother that he is not planning on wearing a bathing suit when he ...
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| Zipper Club | 00:39 | Krusty the Klown shows Homer his open heart surgery scar. | |
| Bad Breaks | 00:38 | The breaks on the new monorail don't work. | |
| Releasing the Pacifiers | 01:30 | Maggie releases all the pacifiers that the nursery has confiscated. | |
| Not Suitable | 00:34 | Chief Wiggum tells Lisa and his son a story not suitable for children. | |
| Getting a Girl | 00:45 | Ralph gets advice from his father on how to get a girl. | |
| Moe Scares Jimbo | 01:46 | Bart plays a phone prank on Moe and tells him that Jimbo did it. | |
| Tattoo Annie | 00:21 | Marge meets Tattoo Annie while in prison. | |
| Sperm Bank | 00:23 | Selma visits a sperm bank. | |
| Getting a Gift | 01:04 | Homer runs out to get Marge a Valentine's gift. | |
| Becoming an Alcoholic | 00:46 | Homer remembers how Barney became an alcoholic. | |
| Fight at the Aquarium | 01:20 | Homer gets into a fight with Bart's sponsor from the big brother program. | |
| Pick up Bart | 00:41 | Homer tries to remember what he was supposed to do. | |
| DWI | 01:36 | Homer gets pulled over for driving under the influence. | |
| Bad Cops | 01:07 | An episode of "Cops:In Springfield". | |
| Drink the Water | 01:11 | Lisa drinks the water on a theme park ride and starts to hallucinate. | |
| Sugar Daddy | 00:21 | Homer tries to get a Sugar Daddy of his back. | |
| Meeting | 00:49 | Homer goes to an alcoholic anonymous meeting. | |
| Strike Breakers | 01:01 |