Second Place
When is it on? Sundays at 9pm ET on Fox
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| Second Place | 00:56 |
Lois hopes for one pupil good enough to win the piano competition, instead of al ...
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| The Communists | 00:54 | Peter and Lois are hijacked to Cuba and get stuck there. | |
| McStroke | 21:46 | Peter eats so many burgers that he eventually has a stroke. | |
| Puppet House | 00:56 | Lois wants to get a job...and, the family, is opposed. | |
| Freaked Out | 01:05 | Stewie accidentally walks in on Peter and Louis while they have sex. | |
| Peter Communicates with Nature | 00:38 | Peter begins to hallucinate after going several hours without food or water. | |
| Stewie the Comedian | 00:24 | Stewie steals the spot light from a bad comedian. | |
| Long John Peter | 21:52 | Yo ho ho! It's a pirate's life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. | |
| Sweat Glands | 00:11 | A woman thinks that Brian is panting over her. | |
| Believe It Or Not Joe's Walking On ... | 21:27 | Joe is given the ability to walk after a leg transplant. | |
| To Family | 01:56 | Peter makes a toast at a cult gathering. | |
| Quahog Hardware | 00:53 |
With Chris securely under his control, Stewie tries to get his hands on power to ...
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| Getaway Car | 00:33 | Brian and Stewie have differing opinions about which getaway car to steal. | |
| Former Life of Brian | 21:53 |
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a ...
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| Liable is a Civil Matter | 00:49 | Stewie tries to get Chris to give Lois the ax. | |
| Word Association With Seth Green | 01:07 | Seth Green's word association. | |
| Sherry And The Anus | 00:42 | The Griffins enjoy their favorite TV show, Sherry and The Anus. | |
| Chris Likes Teacher Mom | 00:18 | Lois is forced to homeschool her children. | |
| Joe's Story | 01:37 | Joe tells the story of how he ended up in a wheelchair. | |
| New Teeth | 00:23 | Stewie's new teeth plot to bite his tongue. | |
| Playing Cards | 00:22 | Peter plays cards with superheroes. | |
| Escaping the Womb | 01:31 | Stewie writes in his journal about how he came to be. | |
| Teething | 00:43 | Stewie complains about the pain he feels in his mouth. | |
| Soccer Mom | 00:47 | Peter punches a soccer mom. | |
| Out the Window | 00:13 | Stewie tries a surprise attack on Joe but ends up flying out the window. | |
| Stewie's Birth | 00:32 | Peter remebers the day Stewie was born. | |
| Lois Kills Stewie | 21:48 |
While all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and ...
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| Spanish Lesson | 00:22 | Brian gets a Spanish lesson from a day-laborer. | |
| Cirrhosis the Wonderdog | 00:36 | Stewie finds Brian drunk at the airport bar. | |
| Diarrhea | 00:33 |
Peter decides to dig the pool he can't afford to build...but gets distracted ...
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| Peter's Muse | 00:28 |
Zoning laws prohibit an irate Peter from putting in his pool, but a Quahog power ...
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| Stewie's Crush | 00:51 | Stewie falls in love with a fellow daycare inmate. | |
| James Woods Gives Advice on Girls | 00:43 | James Woods tells Chris how he met Kate Moss at a party | |
| Recap | 00:21 | News recap of the previous episode. | |
| No Toys | 00:36 | Stewie threatens his mother after she takes his toy away. | |
| Statue of Liberty | 00:37 |
Peter and his friends get upset when the porno they are watching suddenly turns ...
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| Stewie's Device | 01:09 |
Stewie uses his mind changing ray gun to help Peter get out of his prison senten ...
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| Sesame Street Phone | 00:32 | Stewie destroys his Sesame Street phone. | |
| Broccoli Must Die | 00:40 |
Stewie hates broccoli so much that he decides he's going to get rid of it on ...
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| Peter's New Show | 00:38 |
Peter creates his own new reality show to watch, when the cable is knocked out t ...
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| Stewie's Sandwich | 00:16 | Stewie tries to kill Lois with a ray gun he has hidden in his tuna sandwich. | |
| Back on the Air | 00:18 |
The news anchors get caught in an awkward situation when they go back live on th ...
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| Changing the Weather | 01:44 | Stewie changes the weather and causes an accident to happen. | |
| Evil Monkey | 00:28 | Brian's son kills Chris' evil monkey. | |
| Brian's Son | 01:22 | Brian's delinquent son shows up to live with the family. | |
| Count Crotchula | 00:25 | Peter tries to get Brian to notice the bulge in his Halloween Costume pants. | |
| Goodbye Big Fart | 00:31 |
The Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion call Dorothy a Big Fart for saying she'll ...
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| The Magic Is Happening | 01:05 | Brian impresses a woman by doing a Doug Henning impersonation that bores Stewie. | |
| Brian's Ex | 01:35 |
Brian tracks down his one true love, Tracy Flannigan, and discovers she's no ...
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| The Amazing Boyfriend | 00:51 |
The "Amazing Brian" the magician realizes the woman he's trying to ...
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| Plywood Cutout Folk Art | 00:54 |
A television commercial features Al Harrington's Wacky, Waving, Inflatable, ...
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| Nipple Dagger | 01:23 |
Part Hitchcock, part Agatha Christie, Stewie has visions of emulates on speedin ...
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| Embarrassed Meg | 00:59 |
On the drive home from the Quahog festival, the family promise Meg not to do any ...
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| New Phone | 00:18 | Peter shows the photos he took of Lois with his new cell phone. | |
| I Failed You | 00:54 | Chris fails to protect the food at the camp. | |
| Brown Material | 00:44 |
On the Griffins' visit to Brown University, the Dean questions whether Meg i ...
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| Eye Surgery! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! | 00:32 | How much would you pay for Eye Surgery? How about $12!!! | |
| Your Foul Stench | 00:30 | Leia confronts Darth Vader and the Grand Moff Tarkin | |
| Workaday World | 01:01 |
Send your resumes to Seth MacFarlane, c/o Family Guy, Hollywood, California, USA ...
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| Mickelson's Wife | 00:26 |
The family is watching golf and the announcers are watching the golfer's wif ...
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| Peter's Parrot | 00:43 | Peter's friends suggest he become a pirate. | |
| Everybody Gets One | 00:29 | Cleveland is saved by Spiderman when he falls off a mountain. | |
| Stewie Flirts It Up | 00:24 | Stewie tries to pick up some babes at Brown University. | |
| Explosion | 01:17 | Stewie blows up a fixer-upper that he and Brian were working on. | |
| Blind Dates | 01:23 |
Peter organizes a series of blind dates for Chris that include sock puppets and ...
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| A Friend of Dave Navarro | 00:30 |
When the power goes out, Peter decides to tell his family the story of "Sta ...
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| Just Give It A Minute | 00:34 |
Artoo tries to help the princess make a video file but you know it is with newbi ...
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| Graham Crackers | 00:49 | Stewie complains to Brian from the kitchen that they are out of graham crackers. | |
| Sex Advice | 00:54 |
Peter, Quagmire, Swanson, and Clevelan give Chris invaluable sex advice...litera ...
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| She Dumped On Me | 00:45 | Chris tells Mom that Anna took a dump on him. | |
| Peter's Penis | 00:13 | Brian gets a look at Peter's penis during the Quahog Clam Day celebration. | |
| Mexican | 01:00 | Peter finds out he was born in Mexico. | |
| Phone Sex | 00:38 | Meg works as a phone sex operator and does a terrible job at it. | |
| How I Do Stewie | 01:01 | When faced with a tough scene for a baby, Seth tries to get into character. | |
| Lasik Eye Center | 00:39 | Peter, Loise and Stewie watch a lasik eye center commercial. | |
| Stewie and Brian | 01:22 |
Brian confides in Stewie that he just made a pass at Lois. Stewie shares his mem ...
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| Oval Office Fight | 02:13 | Lois attacks Stewie in the Oval Office. | |
| Extra Curricular Activities | 00:42 | Peter and Lois encourage Meg to pursue extra-curricular activities. | |
| Speaking Italian | 00:30 | Peter thinks he can speak Italian because he has a mustache. | |
| Bullfrog | 00:56 | Peter catches a bullfrog for Chris. | |
| Only One Thing To Do | 01:10 |
When your friends are getting mashed in a garbage compactor there's not much ...
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| House Arrest | 01:03 | After knocking out a pregnant woman, Peter is placed under house arrest. | |
| I'm Hungry | 00:43 |
Stewie wants to breast feed but has his suspicions about the quality of Lois' ...
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| Twenty Dollar Limit | 00:43 |
Everyone gets upset with Brian for getting Lois a birthday gift beyond the twent ...
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| Breast Feeding | 00:37 | Peter breast feeds Stewie. | |
| Peter's Wallet | 00:26 | Peter has Brian smell his butt in order to get the scent of his wallet. | |
| Pirate Chase | 02:29 | Peter and his pirate sea dogs duel epically by car. | |
| Over | 00:57 |
Stewie gives Brian a walkie-talkie but gives him a hard time when he doesn't ...
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| Kool Aid Guy | 00:27 | The Kool Aid guy makes an appearance after Peter is convicted of murder. | |
| I'm Watching You Buddy | 00:33 | Stewie falls asleep while holding Brian at gun point. | |
| Misfire of a Random Flashback | 01:12 |
James Woods threatens Peter with a random flashback, which prompts Peter to rand ...
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| Peter Goes Fishing | 01:05 |
Peter and Lois have lunch plans with Lois' parents but Peter made plans to g ...
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| Barry Manilow | 00:56 | Peter and the guys admit their love for Barry Manilow. | |
| Meg's Future | 00:22 | Peter and Lois worry about Meg's future prospects without college. | |
| Robot Chicken | 01:00 |
Peter (Seth McFarlane) and Chris (Seth Green) discuss the merits of Robot Chicke ...
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| Ha Ha Ha | 00:35 |
Chris takes up the drums so Peter and Lois decide to take a vacation...it's ...
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| All Talk | 01:16 |
Stewie plans to torture Lois but realizes that he never follows through on his p ...
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| Sea Dogs | 00:35 | Pirate bursts into his home pirate-style. | |
| Beat Down | 01:18 | Peter and the Guys try to break Joe's legs. | |
| Merman | 00:42 | Lois is saved by a merman. | |
| The Vet | 01:46 | Peter steals a parrot while waiting for Brian at the Veterinarian. | |
| Peter's Other Family | 00:50 |
Peter has a secret family in Chicago...or maybe it's just an excuse he uses ...
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| Donald Duck Costume | 00:50 |
Peter puts on his Donald Duck costume when he finds out that he's going to w ...
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| Michael McDonald | 00:26 | Peter hires Michael McDonald to do backup vocals for everything the guys say. | |
| Who Wants Chowder | 01:31 | Peter challenges the guys to a bet that leads to a puke fest. | |
| Chris' Date | 01:33 |
Chris takes Anna out for Italian Food and asks if she's ever had sex with a ...
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| Peter And Brian Fight | 01:15 |
Brian made a pass at Lois while they were all on vacation. Peter confronts him a ...
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| Bedroom Drama | 01:24 | Stewie interrupts Brian and Jillian in the bedroom. | |
| Incredibly Offensive To Americans | 01:14 | Peter as James Woods on Letterman talks about his new 9/11 movie. | |
| Morning Potency | 01:10 |
Lois, Brian and Peter are on vacation in Martha's Vineyard where Brian is ge ...
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| Bad Dog | 01:48 |
While on vacation in Martha's Vineyard where Brian is accepting an award for ...
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| Alex IS Lois | 02:59 | MADtv:Family Guy::Tracey Ullman:The Simpsons | |
| An Evening Of Comedy And Music | 02:03 | Music, singing, voices from the show, a suit. That's what you can expect. | |
| 100 Million? | 01:05 | You would smile all of the time, too. | |
| He Will Not Get Good Advice Here | 00:53 | Chris, please don't yell at the handicapped. | |
| Doing It on the Lawn | 00:41 | Brian attempts to urinate on the lawn. | |
| Your Character Can Walk | 00:37 | Peter is making a movie. | |
| Working Two Jobs | 00:57 |
Chris discovers that everyone in the family is working two jobs to pay for his p ...
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| What Was That Last Thing? | 00:54 |
The Griffins are on the run because the people of Quahog think that Stewie is po ...
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| Well That's Just Fine | 01:30 |
In a drunken haze Brian made out with Meg at a high school dance. Now she is inf ...
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| Where Peter Hides Porn | 00:57 |
Peter Griffin's porn collection is protected by a state of the art security ...
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| What's With the Sign | 01:04 |
Lois is running for school board president and Chris called into the principal&# ...
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| Vote For Lois | 00:29 | Peter makes some inappropriate t-shirts to support Lois' run for mayor. | |
| Unwed Mother | 00:49 |
Meg gets a job when the owner of a restaurant assumes that she is an unwed teena ...
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| Two Kinds of People | 00:46 | Peter bullies his own children...and its funny! | |
| Understanding | 00:54 | Peter learns about women and sarcasm. | |
| Toilet Training | 00:39 | Brian and Stewie watch a potty training video starring Roy Scheider. | |
| The World Weren't Scary Enough | 01:23 |
The news covers an airplane crash where no one was hurt and speculates on how mu ...
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| The Truth About Sex | 00:42 |
Peter thinks its crazy that Meg has made an abstinence pledge until he reads the ...
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| The Super Mega Death Ray | 00:36 |
With a power to enslave the entire human race, Stewie bids on the Super Mega Dea ...
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| The Sweaty Clam | 00:51 | Peter goes to the gym to work out. | |
| The Redneck Comedy Tour | 00:56 | Peter and the family go see the Redneck Comedy Tour. | |
| The Mayor of Comedy | 00:54 | An Ad for a CD containing all the best sitcom punchlines of the '80s. | |
| The Griffins Go To Brown | 01:05 | The Griffins take Meg to meet the Dean of Admissions at Brown University. | |
| The Dumbest Kid In School | 00:52 |
Principal Shepard decides to increase the school's test scores by kicking Ch ...
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| The C Word | 00:42 |
Stewie is peeling his skin off after a bad sunburn and Brian spots a mole and wo ...
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| That Special Kind | 02:22 |
Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland head to the roller rink to pick up Meg, from ...
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| Tasty Juice | 00:52 |
Olivia, an old rival of Stewies, loses her lucrative spokesperson job to Chuck B ...
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| SuperDevil | 00:49 | Texas news reports on the discovery of the SuperDevil. | |
| Stewie This Is Victor | 01:11 | Stewie meets Olivia's old friend Victor. | |
| Stewie Loses a Tooth | 00:58 |
Stewie loses a tooth after biting on one of his toys. Stewie then learns about t ...
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| Stewie Meets Jillian | 00:42 |
Brian has not mentioned his new girlfriend so Stewie thinks she is ugly but it t ...
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| Stewie Gets Tan | 00:58 |
Peter goes golfing with Stewie and forgets to apply sunscreen. As a result Stewi ...
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| Stewie Entertains Old Folks | 00:58 | Stewie sings a song and plays guitar for some old folks. | |
| Specific Time | 00:29 | Jillian is not very smart... | |
| Slapping Five With Cleveland | 00:46 | Peter is transported back to the 80s where he slaps five with Cleveland. | |
| Shrubbery Maze | 01:10 | Olivia and Stewie fight on a double date with Brian. | |
| Senior Porn | 00:30 | The porn they make for senior citizens. | |
| Russian Roulette | 00:53 |
When the townspeople fight over who gets to keep the trophy, Peter suggests a ga ...
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| Right Here | 00:15 | Peter has a job for Lois, "Right, HERE". | |
| Re-animating Earnest | 00:45 |
Since Lois is mayor Peter figures he can do anything. So he brings Jim Varney ba ...
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| Quagmire Smuggles Fireworks | 00:19 | Quagmire smuggles fireworks in his anus. | |
| Public Displays of Writing | 00:40 |
Chris makes fun of Meg for making a public display of the fact that she is writi ...
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| Quagmire's Scary Story | 00:28 | Quagmire tells a story around the campfire that only he finds scary. | |
| Quagmire Discovers a Fourth Hole | 00:28 | Quagmire tells the guys that he discovered that women have a fourth hole. | |
| Quagmire's Moutain Cabin | 00:43 |
The Griffins arrive to spend the weekend at Glenn Quagmire's cabin in the mo ...
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| Prom Night Baby | 01:31 | A musical interlude from the Prom Night Dumpster Baby. | |
| Playing House | 00:51 | Stewie and Olivia pretend to be trapped in a loveless marriage. | |
| Peter's Plan | 01:12 | Peter has a plan to get Quagmire his job back. | |
| Peter's Cowboy Song | 00:49 |
As the family sits around the campfire, Peter sings a song about some gay cowboy ...
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| Peter Screws Up His Past | 01:17 |
Peter goes back in time to correct the mistakes he made the first time he went b ...
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| Peter Master Negotiator | 00:56 |
Peter concedes to repatriation and to return Joe's pool, but demands access ...
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| Peter's Chauffeur | 01:01 | Meg has to drive Peter around ever since his license was revoked. | |
| Peter Has A Pick-up Truck | 00:50 |
Inspired by the Redneck Comedy Tour, Peter embraces the redneck lifestyle. He bu ...
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| Perks | 00:15 | Peter tries to sell Lois on Chris going into the Army. | |
| Perfect Day | 01:30 | Stewie and Olivia connect. | |
| Pardon Me | 00:33 | Chris and Peter play a game that gets on Meg's nerves. | |
| Peanut Butter | 00:37 | Peter makes his first chick flick. | |
| Opening Outtakes | 00:47 |
The opening song of the show is ruined when Peter trips and rolls down the stair ...
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| Oh Squiggly Line | 01:09 |
Thinking he's got cancer, Stewie writes an ode to the squiggly line in his e ...
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| Old News | 00:29 |
Peter thinks Meg's political corruption in city hall story for the school pa ...
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| Not News | 00:27 | A bunch of reporters are given the details of a crash. | |
| No Punch | 01:43 | Stewie and Olivia tiff at a party. | |
| No One Notices | 00:05 | Peter in the Bathroom section, while working his new job. | |
| New Paper Boy | 00:19 | Chris's replacement does some damage. | |
| New Paperboy In Town | 00:47 | Herbert tells Chris that he has a new paperboy now. | |
| My Eyes | 00:16 | Peter has a revelation about chick flicks. | |
| Mega Ultra Super | 00:24 | Peter blows his fingers off. | |
| Meeting The Lynches | 00:42 |
The Griffins have fled to Texas because the people of Quahog think that Stewie i ...
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| Luggage Of The Poor | 01:10 |
Chris arrives at Morningwood Academy and meets his snobby schoolmates. When they ...
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| Love Vengeance | 00:36 | Stewie tries to make Janet jealous. | |
| Lois Sways Idiot Undecideds | 01:19 |
Lois learns that the key to winning the undecided voter is to speak simply and r ...
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| Lois Jumps Peter | 01:01 |
Peter makes an abstinence pledge which leaves Lois extremely frustrated...so she ...
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| License Revoked | 00:31 | Peter gets his driver's lisence revoked. | |
| Lacking Moral Fiber | 00:59 |
Lois is the new church organist and she wants everyone in the family to go to ch ...
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| It's a Giraffe | 01:06 |
Mayor West has sent all the police away so Peter thinks he can do whatever he wa ...
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| I Suck. | 00:25 | Chris and Peter look for extra-curricular activities for Chris. | |
| If Lois Was Mayor | 00:56 |
The guys sit around at the Drunken Clam talking about what it would be like if L ...
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