Peter's Progress
When is it on? Sundays at 9pm ET on Fox
- Season 9
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# Title Time Description 7 Asking for a Clone 01:38 Brian asks Stewie to create a clone for him. 
5 Proof 01:33 Chris tries to prove that the evil monkey does exist.
4 Brian's Got a Brand New Bag 21:47 Brian mates with a cougar.
4 Stood up 01:56 Brian learns that his date for the evening has stood him ...
3 Spies Reminiscent of Us 21:53 Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase move to Quahog.
3 Improv Rehearsal 01:13 The improv-comedy group "Room for Improv-ment" ...
2 Seder Dinner 01:29 Peter tries to disrupt Lois' Seder dinner.
2 Becoming Jewish 01:28 Peter finds out that it's not easy becoming Jewish.
1 Road to the Multiverse 21:52 Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes.
1 Pick up My Poop 00:38 Stewie and Brian travel to a world where the roles of hum ...
1 Samurai Griffins 00:58 Stewie and Brian visit an alternate reality where the Gri ...
- Season 8
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# Title Time Description 16 Peter's Progress 21:49 A psychic reveals Peter's past lives.
16 First Lieutenant 00:32 King Stewart notices something strange about his first li ...
16 Commercial Interruption 00:56 King Stewart's wedding is interrupted by a commercial ...
16 Talent Show 01:08 Quagmire, Peter, Chris, Mort, Joe and Stumpy Seamus rip-o ...
16 18th Century Divorce 00:45 Griffin Peterson is happily reunited with Lady Redbush af ...
15 Three Kings 21:54 After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he ima ...
15 Friends Forever 00:53 Andy and Ellis become fast friends in the prison yard.
15 Train! 01:05 The guys get trapped on a train bridge...with a train.
15 Contact Plot Hole 01:10 Stewie points out a major plot hole in the film "Con ...
15 Write Snuggly Jeff 00:47 Stewie forces the author to write his favorite story.
15 Chopper! Sick Balls! 00:49 Old Man Pressman sicks his dog on the boys.
15 Number One Fan 00:54 Stewie saves his favorite author's life.
15 Being Obtuse 00:33 Andy points out the geometric facts to the warden.
14 We Love You, Conrad 21:54 Lauren Conrad might be the love of Brian¿s life.
14 Uncomfortable Chair 00:48 Lauren sits at the dinner table on something other than a ...
14 Jillian's Fiance 01:30 Brian discovers how perfect Jillian's fiance is.
14 Smarter Than Brian 01:48 Brian has a hard time dealing with a woman being smarter ...
14 Out With Desaray 01:31 Brian uses Stewie to help him get Jillian back.
14 Wedding Singer 00:45 Peter volunteers to be Jillian's wedding singer.
13 Stew-Roids 21:54 After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe¿s infant ...
13 World War 5 00:33 Peter is upset Stewie got beat up by a girl.
13 Steroid 00:30 Stewie gets a little help at the gym.
13 New Look 00:39 Stewie shows off his new steroid enhanced body.
13 Wanna Go? 00:39 The steroids have Stewie a little wound up.
13 Distracting Trumpet 00:39 A mafia film soundtrack gets out of control.
13 Meat Commentary 00:39 Joe requests a little meat commentary while barbecuing.
13 Cheating Chris 00:42 Chris cheats on his popular new girlfriend.
13 Vascular Man 01:20 Stewie shows off his muscles to Chris' new girlfriend ...
12 420 21:53 Brian¿s campaign to legalize drugs goes up in smoke.
12 Nothing Incriminating 01:10 Peter gets pulled over by the police and is let go after ...
12 Bag of Weed 03:04 Stewie shows Brian how to get people to fight for his cau ...
12 Bailed Out 01:55 Brian is made fun of after being bailed out of jail for p ...
12 Stoned Reporters 00:32 A kinder news report.
12 Smear Campaign 00:42 Peter creates a video smearing the use of marijuana.
12 Random Drug Test 01:47 Joe goes over to the Griffin's to give Brian a drug t ...
12 A New Friend 01:12 Quagmire invites the guys to meet his new friend.
11 Not All Dogs Go To Heaven 21:40 Stewie transports the cast of "Star Trek: The Next G ...
11 Transporter 00:26 Stewie builds a transporter.
11 A Bad Idea 00:42 Stewie regrets transporting the cast of "Star Trek: ...
11 Peter Gets Gassed 00:57 Peter is gassed by Stewie.
11 Transporting the cast of Star Trek 01:23 Stewie transports the cast of "Star Trek: The Next G ...
11 Drive Thru 01:10 Stewie takes the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Genera ...
11 Fetching a Cross 00:43 Meg tries to persuade Brian in believing in God by having ...
11 A Great Costume 00:33 Peter makes Meg take a picture with a guy at the Star Tre ...
11 Delivering Lunch 00:45 Peter gives Meg her lunch.
10 FOX-y Lady 21:51 Lois lands a job as a news reporter for a conservative ne ...
10 Fred Savage's Secret 01:32 Fred Savage pulls off the acting coup of the century.
10 Fox News 01:01 Lois gets a tour of the Fox News studio.
10 Handi-Quacks 02:22 Peter pitches his show "Handi-Quacks" to Peter ...
10 Driver License Trick 00:50 Peter shows the guys how to convince a cop you're not ...
10 Digital Disaster 00:44 Peter's cable goes digital and reveals too much about ...
10 Brainstorming Session 01:10 Peter and Chris question Meg's writing contribution a ...
9 The Juice Is Loose 21:53 A winning raffle ticket pairs Peter with O.J. Simpson for ...
9 Chris Goes Long 00:19 OJ Simpsons throws Chris a deep ball to catch.
9 OJ Helps Lois Out in the Kitchen 00:51 OJ has an accident happen while helping Lois in the kitch ...
9 Stuck on the Roof 02:11 Stewie accidentally gets stuck on the roof and calls for ...
9 Cleveland Takes a Dare 00:54 Cleveland decides to take a dare while playing truth or d ...
9 Peter Learns About OJ Simpson 00:53 Peter finds out that OJ Simpson killed two people.
9 Pillow Fight 00:36 Peter and the guys get into a pillow fight that turns ugl ...
8 Family Gay 21:06 To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates i ...
8 Queen Peter 00:48 Hey, where did the horse go?
8 A Brain-Damaged Horse 00:37 Everybody pee so the brain-damaged horse doesn't feel ...
8 A Horse 00:23 Maybe the horse was on sale, Lois.
8 The Horse Is Here 00:32 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
8 That's Nasty 00:29 Trying to get around his retarded horse, Peter crashes in ...
8 Milky Surprise 00:25 Peter stocks the refrigerator with horse sperm.
8 Crack Licker 00:23 Peter's retarded horse licks his butt while he sleeps ...
8 I'm Leaving You 00:30 Peter informs Lois that he's leaving her for another ...
8 Glory Hole Math 00:32 Peter helps Chris with his math homework.
8 Straight Camp 00:57 Stewie and Brian take Peter to "Straight Camp" ...
7 Ocean's Three and a Half 21:54 Bonnie finally gives birth to a baby girl!
7 Diaper Change 00:36 Joe discusses his lack of confidence with his wife while ...
7 Songs Named After a Girl 01:01 Brian points out to Stewie that the title of his new song ...
7 Yelled at by Christian Bale 02:29 Peter recalls the time Christian Bale yelled at him.
7 Breaking into the Vault 00:56 Griffin and Quagmire use their skills to break into Carte ...
7 iLove Susie 00:29 Stewie did that to Brian once, you see.
7 Susie Swanson's Song 01:00 People do write a lot of songs about girls.
7 Lemonade Stand 00:30 Let's see how that cursive holds up under vodka's ...
7 Baby Love 01:21 This is exactly how Sir Paul McCartney works.
7 Two Jobs 00:55 We don't pay our cops enough to even raise their kids ...
6 Tales of a Third Grade Nothing 21:49 Peter is forced to repeat the third grade for a promotion ...
6 Tales of a Third Grade Nothing 21:49 Peter is forced to repeat the third grade for a promotion ...
6 Spelling Bee 01:55 Peter goes up against third graders in a spelling bee con ...
6 Silencing Omar 00:21 Peter silences Omar by playing a violent joke on him.
6 Indoor Hot Air Balloon 00:46 Peter's home flies when he inflates a hot air balloon ...
6 Malfunctioning Robot 00:28 Peter builds a robot for work but it does not perform as ...
6 Clapping Contest 00:35 Peter gets into a clapping contest with Cleveland.
5 The Man With Two Brians 21:50 When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he¿s get ...
5 The Man With Two Brians 21:50 When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he¿s get ...
5 Meg's New Diary 00:42 New Brian listens to Meg's concerns about her nipple ...
5 Old Dog 00:40 Lois points out how very old Brian might possibly be.
5 Bee Bush 01:21 Quagmire paints his genitals with honey.
5 Roof Shopping Cart 00:49 Peter performs a stunt off the roof of the house.
5 New Brian 00:31 Peter introduces the family to New Brian.
5 Come Back Brian 02:21 Stewie stops by Quagmire's to plead Brian to return h ...
5 I Like Farts 00:51 New Brian sings a fart song to Peter.
5 New Cool Whip 00:57 Stewie tests New Brian's reaction to his pronunciatio ...
5 Like Old Yeller 01:06 Don't go, Brian!
5 New Brian 00:29 An optimistic dog, not a cynical dog.
5 I'm the Dog 00:46 New Brian does make people feel good about themselves.
5 No Connection 00:55 Sounds like he's saying Cool Hwhip.
4 Baby Not On Board 21:49 Peter wins a year of unlimited gas and takes the family o ...
4 Baby Not On Board 21:49 Peter wins a year of unlimited gas and takes the family o ...
4 Stuck Behind Peter 00:35 Quagmire doesn't realize that the guy he's stuck ...
4 Intruders 01:12 Stewie captures a couple of intruders.
4 Sugar Rush 00:36 Stewie drinks a soda and has a strong desire to run.
4 Visiting Ground Zero 00:41 Peter gets a lesson from Brian about ground zero.
4 If You Were Gay 00:25 Peter asks the guys if they were gay who would they rathe ...
4 Not Watching the Road 00:44 Peter gets distracted while driving, when he notices the ...
3 Road to Germany 21:54 Brian and Stewie travel back in time and land in Nazi-era ...
3 Road to Germany 21:54 Brian and Stewie travel back in time and land in Nazi-era ...
3 Qualifications 00:41 Stewie tries to join the Royal Air force and is asked for ...
3 McCain-Palin Button 00:44 Stewie notices a familiar presidential campaign button on ...
3 Chased by Nazis 01:58 Stewie, Brain and Morton are chased by Nazis, when it is ...
3 In Need of Uranium 00:37 Stewie's time machine is out of service due to the la ...
3 Messing with Hitler 01:56 Stewie mirrors Hitler's every move.
3 Going A Little Too Far 01:07 Stewie flirts with a pilot that saved him and his crew, b ...
2 I Dream of Jesus 21:52 Peter makes a new best friend.
2 I Dream of Jesus 21:52 Peter makes a new best friend.
2 Stealing Peter's Record 01:38 Brain and Stewie steal Peters copy of "Surfin' B ...
2 Dinner With Jesus 01:25 Jesus joins the Griffins for dinner.
2 Jesus With Jay Leno 01:29 Jesus appears on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno&quo ...
2 Can't Stop 00:43 Lois can't get Peter to stop singing "Surfin' ...
2 Jesus Calls 00:35 Jesus calls Peter to bail him out of jail.
2 Finding Jesus 01:04 Peter finds Jesus working at a record store.
1 Love Blactually 21:50 Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to ...
1 Love Blactually 21:50 Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to ...
1 Raining 01:05 Cleveland has more women than he can handle.
1 Crippled Magnum PI 00:22 Joe dresses up like Mark Spitz for Halloween, but no one ...
1 Ruined 00:46 Stewie insists that Halloween is ruined (ru-eeened) when ...
1 Hot Beefsteak Giggity Goo 01:01 Quagmire tries to seduce Loretta by disguising himself as ...
1 We Good Brian 00:52 Brian finds out that Cleveland is sleeping with his girlf ...
- Season 7
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# Title Time Description 17 Long John Peter 21:52 Yo ho ho! It's a pirate's life for Peter when he ...
17 Pirate Chase 02:29 Peter and his pirate sea dogs duel epically by car.
17 Peter's Parrot 00:43 Peter's friends suggest he become a pirate.
17 Blind Dates 01:23 Peter organizes a series of blind dates for Chris that in ...
17 Sex Advice 00:54 Peter, Quagmire, Swanson, and Clevelan give Chris invalua ...
17 Sea Dogs 00:35 Pirate bursts into his home pirate-style.
17 The Vet 01:46 Peter steals a parrot while waiting for Brian at the Vete ...
17 She Dumped On Me 00:45 Chris tells Mom that Anna took a dump on him.
17 Chris' Date 01:33 Chris takes Anna out for Italian Food and asks if she' ...
17 Bullfrog 00:56 Peter catches a bullfrog for Chris.
17 Kindly Dr. Jewish 00:44 So, no, he did not go peacefully.
17 Adrian Beaky 00:41 Why did Peter confess to a gay experience at camp while i ...
17 The Most Beautiful Girl In The World 00:55 This is why they can no longer show commercials during Sa ...
16 Former Life of Brian 21:53 When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, ...
16 The Magic Is Happening 01:05 Brian impresses a woman by doing a Doug Henning impersona ...
16 The Amazing Boyfriend 00:51 The "Amazing Brian" the magician realizes the w ...
16 Brian's Ex 01:35 Brian tracks down his one true love, Tracy Flannigan, and ...
16 Plywood Cutout Folk Art 00:54 A television commercial features Al Harrington's Wack ...
16 Goodbye Big Fart 00:32 The Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion call Dorothy a Big Fart ...
16 Count Crotchula 00:25 Peter tries to get Brian to notice the bulge in his Hallo ...
16 Brian's Son 01:22 Brian's delinquent son shows up to live with the fami ...
16 Evil Monkey 00:28 Brian's son kills Chris' evil monkey.
15 Play It Again Brian 21:52 Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when B ...
15 Stewie and Brian 01:22 Brian confides in Stewie that he just made a pass at Lois ...
15 Peter Goes Fishing 01:05 Peter and Lois have lunch plans with Lois' parents bu ...
15 Morning Potency 01:10 Lois, Brian and Peter are on vacation in Martha's Vin ...
15 Bad Dog 01:49 While on vacation in Martha's Vineyard where Brian is ...
15 Peter And Brian Fight 01:15 Brian made a pass at Lois while they were all on vacation ...
15 Ha Ha Ha 00:35 Chris takes up the drums so Peter and Lois decide to take ...
15 The Quahog Cabana Club 00:39 What a terrible and stupid idea.
15 Dressed Up Peter 00:47 There is no way his plan can get off track.
14 Back to the Woods 21:53 James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek ...
14 Lasik Eye Center 00:39 Peter, Lois and Stewie watch a lasik eye center commercia ...
14 Misfire of a Random Flashback 01:12 James Woods threatens Peter with a random flashback, whic ...
14 Barry Manilow 00:56 Peter and the guys admit their love for Barry Manilow.
14 Peter's Wallet 00:26 Peter has Brian smell his butt in order to get the scent ...
14 Eye Surgery! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 00:32 How much would you pay for Eye Surgery? How about $12!!!
14 Peter's Other Family 00:50 Peter has a secret family in Chicago...or maybe it's ...
14 Incredibly Offensive To Americans 01:14 Peter as James Woods on Letterman talks about his new 9/1 ...
14 James Woods Gives Advice on Girls 00:43 James Woods tells Chris how he met Kate Moss at a party
14 Legally, He Has No Choice 00:55 What happened to Joe's new legs?
14 Scooter Is Actually Peter 00:50 Chris has a friend who rides a tricycle.
12 McStroke 21:46 Peter eats so many burgers that he eventually has a strok ...
12 Peter the Firefighter 01:13 Peter's mustache burns off while helping firefighters ...
12 Cool High School Stewie 01:03 On a bet, Stewie goes to high school and becomes the cool ...
12 Mustache Dad 00:52 Peter describes how the world will be different now that ...
12 Speaking Italian 00:32 Peter thinks he can speak Italian because he has a mustac ...
12 Monopoly Jail 00:13 The Monopoly guy goes to jail, but it's no fairy tale ...
12 Offer 01:04 Peter is offered a life time of hamburgers from a man who ...
12 Anal Point Invitation 00:51 Stewie invites Connie to anal point.
11 Peter's Daughter 21:53 When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in ...
11 Over 00:57 Stewie gives Brian a walkie-talkie but gives him a hard t ...
11 Standing Up For Meg 00:34 Peter beats up a girl after she insults Meg.
11 Complete Bastard 00:47 Peter compares Meg's date to Fred Flintstone.
11 Alien 00:25 The alien argues with its little mouth about who gets to ...
11 Napping Underwater 00:57 Peter thinks that Meg is napping underwater, when actuall ...
11 Explosion 01:17 Stewie blows up a fixer-upper that he and Brian were work ...
11 Officer Nasty 00:59 Peter performs for Meg's bachelorette
10 Padre de Familia 21:46 Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught ...
10 Michael McDonald 00:26 Peter hires Michael McDonald to do backup vocals for ever ...
10 Peter the Nanny 00:47 Peter images what he would be like if he took a job as a ...
10 Mexican 01:00 Peter finds out he was born in Mexico.
10 Peter the Pig 00:30 Peter the pig tells the wolf to stop huffing and puffing. ...
10 INS Oral Test 01:26 Peter takes the oral exam part of his U.S. citizenship te ...
9 Lois Kills Stewie 21:48 While all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns ...
9 Merman 00:42 Lois is saved by a merman.
9 Oval Office Fight 02:13 Lois attacks Stewie in the Oval Office.
9 News Recap 00:21 News recap of the previous episode.
9 I'm Watching You Buddy 00:33 Stewie falls asleep while holding Brian at gun point.
9 I'm Hungry 00:43 Stewie wants to breast feed but has his suspicions about ...
7 100th Episode Special 21:42 This special half-hour Family Guy tribute showcases the o ...
7 Breast Feeding 00:34 Peter breast feeds Stewie.
7 Who Wants Chowder 01:31 Peter challenges the guys to a bet that leads to a puke f ...
6 Stewie Kills Lois 21:10 In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leav ...
6 Twenty Dollar Limit 00:43 Everyone gets upset with Brian for getting Lois a birthda ...
6 Kool Aid Guy 00:27 The Kool Aid guy makes an appearance after Peter is convi ...
6 All Talk 01:16 Stewie plans to torture Lois but realizes that he never f ...
5 Believe It Or Not Joe's Walking On ... 21:27 Joe is given the ability to walk after a leg transplant.
5 No Mercy 00:24 Joe shows no mercy at the martial arts academy.
5 Dead Cow Meat 00:29 Mayor McCheese is told that cosmetic surgery wont work on ...
5 Quahog Men's Club 00:28 Peter and the guys build a club in order to keep their wo ...
5 Everybody Gets One 00:29 Cleveland is saved by Spiderman when he falls off a mount ...
5 Who Would You Rather... 01:12 The guys play the game of who would they rather sleep wit ...
5 New Phone 00:18 Peter shows the photos he took of Lois with his new cell ...
5 Beat Down 01:18 Peter and the Guys try to break Joe's legs.
4 Movin' Out (Brian's Song) 20:42 When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girl ...
4 Graham Crackers 00:49 Stewie complains to Brian from the kitchen that they are ...
4 Donald Duck Costume 00:50 Peter puts on his Donald Duck costume when he finds out t ...
4 Bedroom Drama 01:24 Stewie interrupts Brian and Jillian in the bedroom.
4 Phone Sex 00:38 Meg works as a phone sex operator and does a terrible job ...
2 Only One Thing To Do 01:10 When your friends are getting mashed in a garbage compact ...
2 Just Give It A Minute 00:34 Artoo tries to help the princess make a video file but yo ...
2 Mickelson's Wife 00:26 The family is watching golf and the announcers are watchi ...
2 Robot Chicken 01:00 Peter (Seth McFarlane) and Chris (Seth Green) discuss the ...
2 Ultimate Power in the Universe 01:36 Darth Vader finds out about a little flaw in the design o ...
2 Your Foul Stench 00:30 Leia confronts Darth Vader and the Grand Moff Tarkin
2 A Friend of Dave Navarro 00:30 When the power goes out, Peter decides to tell his family ...
- Season 6
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# Title Time Description 20 Peter Screws Up His Past 01:17 Peter goes back in time to correct the mistakes he made t ...
20 Slapping Five With Cleveland 00:46 Peter is transported back to the 80s where he slaps five ...
20 Quagmire Discovers a Fourth Hole 00:28 Quagmire tells the guys that he discovered that women hav ...
20 An Altered Universe 01:31 After Peter goes back in time he returns to find that Loi ...
18 Quagmire's Scary Story 00:28 Quagmire tells a story around the campfire that only he f ...
18 Re-animating Earnest 00:45 Since Lois is mayor Peter figures he can do anything. So ...
18 Brian Likes Cars 00:20 Lois takes Brian for a ride in the car. It turns out that ...
18 Undecided Voters 01:19 Lois learns that the key to winning the undecided voter i ...
18 Vote For Lois 00:29 Peter makes some inappropriate t-shirts to support Lois&# ...
18 If Lois Was Mayor 00:56 The guys sit around at the Drunken Clam talking about wha ...
18 Quagmire's Mountain Cabin 00:43 The Griffins arrive to spend the weekend at Glenn Quagmir ...
18 Can a Woman Be Mayor? 00:20 Lois is running for mayor of Quahog which prompts newscas ...
18 Peter's Cowboy Song 00:49 As the family sits around the campfire, Peter sings a son ...
17 The Dumbest Kid In School 00:52 Principal Shepard decides to increase the school's te ...
17 Luggage Of The Poor 01:10 Chris arrives at Morningwood Academy and meets his snobby ...
17 Working Two Jobs 00:57 Chris discovers that everyone in the family is working tw ...
17 Chicken Fight Three 05:11 Peter fights the chicken again.
17 Do I Have To Stop This Slave Ship? 00:43 Lois forces the family to go to the ballet. Stewie compar ...
17 Hello Morningwood 00:31 Chris goes to Morningwood Academy and Stewie imagines the ...
17 History Lessons 01:00 The family notices that the history text that Chris is us ...
16 SuperDevil 00:50 Texas news reports on the discovery of the SuperDevil.
16 What Was That Last Thing? 00:33 The Griffins are on the run because the people of Quahog ...
16 Meeting The Lynches 00:42 The Griffins have fled to Texas because the people of Qua ...
16 Lacking Moral Fiber 00:59 Lois is the new church organist and she wants everyone in ...
16 Senior Porn 00:30 The porn they make for senior citizens.
16 Figure Straight 00:28 You have to ride a horse in Texas.
16 Cheers and Jeers Explained 00:41 Brian explains how 'Cheers and Jeers' in the TV G ...
15 America's Next Top Model 00:25 A parody of Tyra turning into a lizard while talking to o ...
15 Peter's Pajamas 01:32 Peter wears his new pajamas everywhere.
15 Cripple-Tron 01:30 Joe Swanson transforms his wheelchair friends into a gian ...
15 Mexican Superfriends 00:33 At the Mexican Hall of Justice, the landlord gets suspici ...
15 Tear Up My Carpet 00:32 Lois invites Quagmire over to tear up her carpet, but he ...
15 Puppy Adoption Dream 00:33 Peter adopts 30 puppies without consequences.
15 Electric Man 01:20 Peter becomes a static electricity superhero when his paj ...
15 No Legs No Service 00:56 Peter tells Joe about his new discriminatory restaurant p ...
14 Octopus Trouble 00:49 While visiting the aquarium Peter makes fun of a giant oc ...
14 The Sweaty Clam 00:51 Peter goes to the gym to work out.
14 Bad Influence 00:39 Lois thinks that Bill Clinton is a bad influence on Peter ...
14 Bulging Rippliness 00:45 Peter has worked out once and it has gone to his head.
14 Public Displays of Writing 00:40 Chris makes fun of Meg for making a public display of the ...
14 Humiliation 01:06 After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they beco ...
14 Toilet Training 00:39 Brian and Stewie watch a potty training video starring Ro ...
12 Prom Night Baby 01:31 A musical interlude from the Prom Night Dumpster Baby.
12 The Redneck Comedy Tour 00:56 Peter and the family go see the Redneck Comedy Tour.
12 8008 8008 00:50 Quagmire is staying with the Griffins after he lost his j ...
12 The World Weren't Scary Enough 01:23 The news covers an airplane crash where no one was hurt a ...
12 Peter Has A Pick-up Truck 00:50 Inspired by the Redneck Comedy Tour, Peter embraces the r ...
12 Peter's Plan 01:12 Peter has a plan to get Quagmire his job back.
12 Cosmos For Rednecks 00:58 Peter and Brian watch Cosmos edited for Rednecks and Pete ...
11 For the Love of Golf 00:59 Quagmire gets a little too emotional when he plays golf.
11 The C Word 00:42 Stewie is peeling his skin off after a bad sunburn and Br ...
11 Bullies 00:40 Peter had a bully when he was growing up that used to pan ...
11 Stewie Gets Tan 00:58 Peter goes golfing with Stewie and forgets to apply sunsc ...
11 Two Kinds of People 00:46 Peter bullies his own children...and it's funny!
11 New Paperboy In Town 00:47 Herbert tells Chris that he has a new paperboy now.
11 Oh Squiggly Line 01:09 Thinking he's got cancer, Stewie writes an ode to the ...
9 License Revoked 00:31 Peter gets his driver's lisence revoked.
9 Peter's Chauffeur 01:01 Meg has to drive Peter around ever since his license was ...
8 Backup Guy 00:35 Meg's backup guy takes drastic measures to keep from ...
8 It's a Giraffe 01:06 Mayor West has sent all the police away so Peter thinks h ...
8 Cool Whip 01:15 After Brian and Meg make out at a dance Meg has fallen in ...
8 Specific Time 00:29 Jillian is not very smart...
8 Cavity Search 00:39 Peter and Quagmire are training to be temporary cops.
8 Well That's Just Fine 01:30 In a drunken haze Brian made out with Meg at a high schoo ...
7 Your Character Can Walk 00:37 Peter is making a movie.
7 Tasty Juice 00:52 Olivia, an old rival of Stewies, loses her lucrative spok ...
7 The Mayor of Comedy 00:54 An Ad for a CD containing all the best sitcom punchlines ...
7 Stewie This Is Victor 01:11 Stewie meets Olivia's old friend Victor.
7 Playing House 00:51 Stewie and Olivia pretend to be trapped in a loveless mar ...
7 Doing It on the Lawn 00:41 Brian attempts to urinate on the lawn.
6 Chris Watches Porn 01:04 Chris and his friends have come across some porn tapes an ...
6 The Truth About Sex 00:42 Peter thinks its crazy that Meg has made an abstinence pl ...
6 Lois Jumps Peter 01:01 Peter makes an abstinence pledge which leaves Lois extrem ...
6 Stewie Loses a Tooth 00:57 Stewie loses a tooth after biting on one of his toys. Ste ...
5 Mega Ultra Super 00:24 Peter blows his fingers off.
5 Where Peter Hides Porn 00:57 Peter Griffin's porn collection is protected by a sta ...
5 Flipbook 00:25 Lois comes in to help Peter at work while he heals from a ...
5 Quagmire Smuggles Fireworks 00:19 Quagmire smuggles fireworks in his anus.
5 Brian Meets Jillian's Friends 01:00 Brian's new girlfriend Jillian is pretty but not very ...
5 Stewie Meets Jillian 00:43 Brian has not mentioned his new girlfriend so Stewie thin ...
5 Opening Outtakes 00:47 The opening song of the show is ruined when Peter trips a ...
5 Stewie Entertains Old Folks 00:58 Stewie sings a song and plays guitar for some old folks.
4 Bad Dog 00:59 Brian consoles Stewie after his break-up.
4 Peanut Butter 00:37 Peter makes his first chick flick.
4 Big Hero Party 00:29 Stewie and Brian begin their tour in Iraq.
4 Hanging Out 01:04 Stewie lays it on when Brian's Date comes to pick him ...
4 Perks 00:15 Peter tries to sell Lois on Chris going into the Army.
4 Understanding 00:54 Peter learns about women and sarcasm.
4 No Punch 01:43 Stewie and Olivia tiff at a party.
4 Ethnic Kiss 01:06 Stewie and Olivia's interaction in a mall-store promp ...
4 Not News 00:27 A bunch of reporters are given the details of a crash.
4 Democracy Kicks In 01:55 Stewie and Brian make an attempt to get out of the army t ...
4 I Suck. 00:25 Chris and Peter look for extra-curricular activities for ...
4 Finish What You Started 00:49 Brian tries to sneak out of the Army at night, Stewie int ...
4 Shrubbery Maze 01:10 Olivia and Stewie fight on a double date with Brian.
4 My Eyes 00:16 Peter has a revelation about chick flicks.
4 Perfect Day 01:30 Stewie and Olivia connect.
3 That Special Kind 02:22 Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland head to the roller ri ...
3 Good-looking Question 01:38 Peter researches before a major purchase.
3 No One Notices 00:05 Peter in the Bathroom section, while working his new job. ...
3 Electric Company 00:36 News Anchors, Tom and Diane receive a special message fro ...
3 Pardon Me 00:33 Chris and Peter play a game that gets on Meg's nerves ...
3 New Paper Boy 00:19 Chris's replacement does some damage.
3 Beating the Heat 00:15 News Anchors, Tom and Diane go to Olie for a weather repo ...
3 Herpes 00:46 A toilet seat makes a difficult call.
2 Baby Peter 01:03 Peter takes quickly to his mother's new boyfriend, ne ...
2 I Told You To Stop 00:58 Peter prank calls his mother to stop her from making out ...
2 Meter Maid Vader 00:46 Darth Vader, working as a parking enforcement officer, ap ...
2 Dingo and the Baby 00:50 Brian and Stewie co-host an annoying, shock-jock radio pr ...
2 Peanuts Reunion 00:46 Charlie Brown shows up at the Peanuts Reunion guilt-ridde ...
2 Masturbator and Commander 00:21 A parody of the film "Master and Commander."
2 I Want Ice Cream 00:39 Tom Tucker spanks Peter for being a bad little boy.
2 Mother Does Tucker 00:40 Peter confronts Tom Tucker - news anchor - about sleeping ...
2 Weenie and the Butt 02:02 Shock jock's Weenie and the Butt broadcast live from ...
1 Stewie Gets Jealous 01:04 Stewie asks Brian to stay away from Lois.
1 Violation Victims 01:13 Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe reveal they have been victim ...
1 Robin Boy Wonder 00:24 A group of trapped girls complain that Robin was sent to ...
1 Native American What's Happening 00:11 Rerun, Dwayne, and Roger meet up Native-American style.
1 Lois Mom Mum Mommy 00:35 Stewie badgers Lewis for her attention, repeatedly.
1 Fingered 00:28 Brian torments Peter with references to "fingering&q ...
1 Second Coming of Jesus 00:20 Jesus returns as a very, very short little man.
1 Prostate Exam 00:50 Peter gets a traumatic prostate exam from his doctor.
1 Just Like Barbara Bush 00:40 Lois dreams that she puts Stewie in the washing machine t ...
- Season 5
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# Title Time Description 23 Peter's Future Buddies 00:46 Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland hang out in a retirement hom ...
23 Stewie Has Sex 01:38 Stewie coaches his future self through sex with Fran.
23 Future Griffins 00:51 The Griffins of the future.
23 Future Stewie Apartment 00:49 The Stewie of the future lives in a rundown apartment wit ...
23 Brian in Heaven 00:36 Brian sips cocktails in heaven with Ernest Hemmingway, Va ...
23 Future Stewie Job 01:40 Stu shows Stewie around his job at Circuit Shack.
21 Stewie Is Hammered 01:48 Stewie is drunk at the breakfast table.
21 Caught Shaving 00:42 Brian gets an unexpected surprise when he walks in the ba ...
21 Peter's New Segment 00:41 Peter rants about no new jokes.
21 No Reservation Needed 00:53 Peter and Lois get seated at a popular restaurant without ...
21 Stewie Goes To Hell 01:18 Stewie has a brief stay in hell.
21 What Does Lindsay Lohan Want 01:36 Peter is confused by Lindsay Lohan.
21 Too Drunk To Drive 01:46 Stewie stops Brian from driving drunk.
21 Peter Rants 00:35 Tom Tucker enjoys Peter's rant at the local video sto ...
19 DMV 00:34 Nate invents the Department of Motor Vehicles to get back ...
19 Moses Griffin 00:48 Peter tells the story of Moses Griffin and how he led the ...
19 Courting Lois 01:28 Nate Griffin sets his romantic sights on Lois Laura Bush ...
19 Peter Invent Wheel 01:18 Peter's caveman ancestor invents the wheel but can ...
19 African Ancestor Nate Griffin 01:36 The story of Peter's African ancestor Nate Griffin an ...
19 Tobi with an 'i' 00:27 Tobi, an abused slave, tells his captor how to spell his ...
19 Black-Eye Griffin 02:09 The ocular misadventures of early film star Willie " ...
19 Evolution vs. Creation 01:00 Peter offers two accounts for how the universe was create ...
19 Ten Commandments 00:36 Moses Griffin lays down the ten commandments.
19 Peter Hitler 02:13 Peter annoys his contentious older brother Adolph Hitler. ...
18 Soup Kitchen 00:34 The Griffins go to a soup kitchen.
18 Fast Talking High Trousers 00:20 Peter watches an episode of 1943's "Fast Talking ...
18 Joe Swanson Theatres 00:41 Joe builds a home theater and screens Rocky.
18 Stew-O 00:23 Stewie pretends to be a Jackass character.
18 Sidetracked 00:57 The spiritual medium explains how some people get lost on ...
18 Meg's Butt Portal 01:40 The Griffins hire a spiritual medium to get Stewie back f ...
18 Family Game Night 00:32 Peter interrupts Quagmire's family game night.
18 Picture the Fattest Chick You Know 00:58 Peter and Lois sing a song about how "in God's e ...
16 Brian Makes A Point 01:06 Brian defends his gay cousin's right to marry.
16 Protest Report 00:39 Tom Tucker sends it back to himself in the studio after a ...
14 Magical Land Of Desserts 00:35 Lois and Peter imagine a land of desserts.
14 Selling Pot To Meg 00:21 Peter and his father-in-law sell marijuana to Meg.
14 Too Baked 01:58 Peter and Lois are too high on marijuana to realize that ...
14 Stewie Trains 00:38 Stewie implements Chris into his Olympic training.
14 Spying On The Mayor 00:59 Stewie and Brian peep on Mayor West.
14 Getting Evidence 00:56 Brian and Stewie disguise themselves in order to get evid ...
14 Old Dog 00:33 Peter recalls his old dog Todd.
14 A Song About A Friend 01:15 Peter and Lois sing a song about a Native American.
14 Stewie Vaults In The Living Room 00:42 Brian warns Stewie not to vault in the living room.
14 Teen Dramas 01:36 Peter and his father-in-law try to make teen dramas.
14 Just a Simple Operation 00:37 Lois complains that Peter hasn't been intimate with h ...
14 Realization 00:40 The Kool-Aide guy gets to see what it's like to have ...
12 Frozen Nuts 00:39 Peter recalls the time he froze some nuts.
12 Air Strike 01:45 Stewie plans an attack on Bertram.
12 Entertaining Inmates 00:29 Peter sings for a group of prisoners.
12 Bad Holy Water and Bad Blood 00:25 Two bitter newscasters criticize each other.
12 The Hottest Sex Ever 00:42 Peter and Lois agree that the sex they had the night befo ...
11 Last Name Quagmire 00:45 Quagmire's wife pays the price for trying to protect ...
11 Daisy Dukes Phase 00:25 Stewie remembers the time Peter was going through a Daisy ...
11 Cheap Implants 00:31 Stewie attacks a woman breast feeding at the park.
11 Terrible Foot Odor 00:34 Cleveland admits to his odor problem.
11 Hungry Baby 00:17 Stewie undoes Lois' blouse in order to feed.
11 A Divorce 00:26 Quagmire brings up the idea of a divorce to his new wife. ...
11 Watermelon For Meg 00:33 Peter has Meg hang onto a watermelon for him.
11 When People Die 00:31 Quagmire pretends to have a heart attack.
11 Brian Volunteers 01:06 Brian volunteers to take a look at Lois' injury.
11 Maid Race 00:30 Peter rides his maid to the store and is challenged to a ...
10 Showering With Tom Brady 00:52 Peter joins Tom Brady, of the New England Patriots, in th ...
10 Persuasive Action 01:03 Stewie takes measures to another level in order to get th ...
10 Time To Pay Up 01:08 Stewie hits Brian up for the money he owes him.
10 Peter's First Game 00:32 Peter plays his first football game with the New England ...
9 Trying To Apologize 00:25 Brian tries to apologize to Peter for biting him.
9 Brian Loses Control 01:14 Brian's drinking gets out of hand.
9 A Turn For the Worse 00:29 Stewie tries to injure his mother with a hovercraft-drill ...
9 I Am A Lesbian 00:35 Meg tries to convince her mother that she is a lesbian.
9 Not Hungry 00:28 Peter forces Brian to eat.
9 Swimming With Bulls 00:56 Brian is happier than the time Peter swam with a group of ...
8 Lost Virginity 00:19 Peter remembers how he lost his virginity.
8 Confession 00:17 Quagmire confesses an illicit sex act to Peter.
8 Erectile Dysfunction 00:23 The Fonz helps Mr. Cunningham with a little problem.
8 Sniper Sight 00:27 Peter mistakes a religious forehead decoration for a snip ...
8 TV Announcers 00:45 Peter is lured into a false sense of security by televisi ...
8 Polygamy 00:44 Peter believes that Mormon's still practice polygamy, ...
8 Aquaman 00:43 Aquaman asks a fish to get him a beer.
8 Tainted Holy Water 00:44 Peter's father baptizes Stewie in tainted holy water. ...
7 First Meeting 01:17 Peter has his first support group meeting.
7 Gravitational Pull 00:42 Brian shows Peter that he has his own gravitational pull. ...
7 Chasing The Serial Killer 01:06 Peter and his friends try to capture the person that has ...
7 Peter's Health 01:36 Peter's doctor can't give him a straight up answe ...
6 It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time 01:25 Brian tries to cheer Peter up with a little song and danc ...
6 Visuals Only 00:30 Stewie's ears are covered in order for Quagmire to te ...
6 Conversation Starter 00:29 Peter's neighbor is not disappointed when a baseball ...
6 Going for a Spin 00:29 Stewie's hovercraft crashes into the wall and takes h ...
6 A Surprise for the Boss 00:35 Peter organizes a surprise cockfight for his boss.
5 Meg Undressed 00:15 Stewie accidentally videotapes Meg undressing.
5 A-Team Van 00:29 The guys take off in their new A-Team van.
5 Cat Spray 00:22 Peter sprays a new scent that attracts stray cats.
5 Hi Dad 00:12 Peter, aka Hannibal from the A-Team, shoots a whole in hi ...
5 We're the A-Team 00:46 The A-Team rescues a cat from a tree.
5 Marital Computer Voice Squabble 01:22 Brian gets in the middle of a domestic squabble when his ...
5 Meg's Boyfriend 00:35 Lois tells Meg to practice safe sex with her boyfriend, D ...
5 The New Yorker 01:01 Brian visits the New Yorker's headquarters.
4 A Message From Bin Laden 02:23 Osama Bin Laden can't hold a straight face during a r ...
4 Lois Takes the Upper Hand 00:26 Lois takes Peter down after he threatens her with a stapl ...
4 Much Worse Than Television 00:28 Peter baby sits the neighbor's kid.
4 Censored at Home 00:37 The FCC censors peter at his home.
4 The Freaking FCC 01:33 Peter lets Lois know how he feels about the FCC.
4 Mail Order Business 00:18 Peter recalls the problems he had when he ran his own mai ...
4 Diversion 00:39 Brian creates a diversion for himself in order to get out ...
3 Too Much Free Beer 01:17 Peter takes advantage of his new company's policy.
3 First Couple to Squabble 01:33 A prehistoric couple get into a domestic dispute.
3 Brian's Problems 00:42 Brian reminisces on his past problems.
3 Visiting the Unemployment Office 00:49 Peter looks for a new job.
3 Chris Calls Home 00:56 Everyone answers the phone when Chris calls home from Sou ...
2 The 'I Never' Game 00:58 Peter instigates a game of "I never".
2 Certain Needs 00:38 The guys are stranded on an island without any women and ...
2 Stewie Smells Whip Cream 01:16 Stewie smells the whip cream that Peter has put on his na ...
2 Peter Has Food 00:49 The guys get mad at Peter for holding out on food, while ...
2 Getting Rid of the Help 00:41 Peter has to fire his employees.
2 Fart Challenge 00:32 Peter bathroom fart challenge.
1 Marco Polo with Helen Keller 00:20 Stewie plays marco polo with Helen Keller.
1 Spanish Quagmire 00:32 Quagmire imagines a Spanish version of himself.
1 Breakfast Machine 00:42 Peter complains about his "breakfast machine."
1 Washing Machine Ride 00:10 Peter takes a ride in the washing machine.
1 I Love James Woods 01:04 A musical duet about enduring friendship.
1 Peek-a-Boo 00:32 Stewie remembers the time Peter disappeared into thin air ...
1 Not Into Slavery 01:27 Brian makes it clear to his date that he's not racist ...
1 Campout 00:54 Peter invites James Woods to campout in his backyard.
1 School Name Change 01:36 Peter gets upset with Brian for trying to change the name ...
1 Not a Dog 00:28 Peter pretends Meg is a dog.
1 Meg's Teacher 00:35 Peter finds out that Brian is dating Meg's teacher.
- Season 4
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# Title Time Description 11 Boat Help 00:15 Peter offers his sailing assistance to Lois' dad.
11 Modeling Agent 00:57 Lois is approached by a high-profile modeling agent.
11 Gonna Be a Model 00:47 Lois decides to take a chance and become a model.
11 Offensive Mug 00:39 Stewie tells Brian that his office mug is offending the o ...
11 Regatta 01:01 The Griffin's race Lois' dad in a boat regatta.
11 Worms 00:19 Brian pretends he doesn't have worms.
11 Cash Scam 00:46 Stewie welcomes Brian to his first day on the job at Cash ...
11 First Photo Shoot 00:29 Lois models at her first photo shoot.
11 Grover 00:41 Stewie takes an important call from Grover.
11 Peter on Ecstacy 00:53 Peter remembers the time he took ecstasy.
11 Jacket Off 00:34 The guys at the bar cheer for Lois to take her jacket off ...
10 He's Quagmire 00:47 Peter runs into Quagmire while visiting Lois in jail.
10 Missing Lois 00:47 The Griffins fall apart after Lois goes to jail.
9 Saying Goodbye 00:26 Stewie gets up and says goodbye to a white doll.
9 Babysitter Search 01:29 Lois interviews babysitter candidates for Stewie.
9 Puke Contest 01:34 Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris have a contest to see who ...
9 Breakfast Machine 00:42 Peter complains about his Rube Goldberg "breakfast m ...
9 Just My Package 01:08 Stewie prepares for the babysitter.
9 Please Go Out With Me 00:23 Meg asks a boy out.
9 Blind Date 00:21 Stewie appears on the television show, "Blind Date.& ...
9 Teleportation Pods 00:26 Stewie test his teleportation pods.
9 You Have AIDS 00:59 Peter and a barbershop quartet give a singing diagnosis.
9 Hitler and Eva 00:31 Hitler and Eva attempt suicide.
7 Monster Check 00:39 Quagmire tells Brian how got on the bachelorette.
7 The Pimple Must Go 00:48 Lois tells Chris that she's getting rid of his talkin ...
7 Dumped and Desperate 02:25 Brook, the bachelorette, dumps Brian at the end of the sh ...
7 Brian's Novel 01:05 Stewie mocks Brian about the novel he's writing.
7 Topless Pimple Dance 00:35 Herbert spies through a window on Chris dancing topless, ...
7 Zit Battle 00:46 Chris takes his unsuspecting pimple to the doctor.
7 Hi Jesus 00:22 Trevor, a bachelorette contestant, says "hi" to ...
6 Trivial Pursuit 02:40 Peter wins at Trivial Pursuit.
6 Peter's Social Worker 00:54 Peter gets a state-appointed inspirational social worker ...
6 Dan Rather 00:21 Dan Rather whistles through the nightly news.
6 He's Retarded 00:39 A 1950's style musical number that celebrates Peter&# ...
6 The Retarded Excuse 00:54 Peter realizes that being retarded is the perfect excuse. ...
6 Slumber Party 00:55 Quagmire spies on Meg's slumber party.
6 Seven Prostitutes 00:30 Peter invites seven prostitutes to Cleveland's house ...
6 Caution: Special Dad 01:45 Peter finds out he's retarded
5 Get a Little Rough 00:38 Lois explains to Cleveland that sometimes ladies like a m ...
5 CPR Training 01:52 The family takes a CPR training course.
5 Cruise Ship Charades 00:50 Joe falls overboard while playing charades on a cruise sh ...
5 The Peter-Copter 01:08 Peter jumps in the Peter-Copter to fly across town and wa ...
5 Bam Bam Loretta's Cheating 01:03 Peter tells Cleveland that Loretta is having an affair.
4 Griffin's Wife 00:34 Peter remembers a previous "marriage."
4 Chicken Fight Two 02:42 Peter gets into an epic battle with a giant chicken.
4 Gene Simmons 00:34 Gene Simmons' tongue gets carried away on Lois.
4 Popular Makeover Meg 00:27 Meg becomes popular after getting a physical makeover.
4 Jimmie Deflowers Meg 02:00 Jimmie Fallon has sex with Meg "...live from New Yor ...
4 Gonna Buy Me a Rainbow 02:48 Peter's band, Fat Horny Black and Joe, bomb a prison ...
4 Presidential Show 00:20 Peter performs for George Bush.
4 Sperm Dumpster 00:29 Meg kills a saleswoman by modeling her new outfit.
3 Who's Your Daddy? 00:53 Peter blindly climbs into Chris' bed in the middle of ...
3 Peeping Quagmire 00:39 Quagmire watches Lois go to the bathroom.
3 Gary "No Trash" Cougar 00:39 Peter creates a new lovable character to be remembered by ...
3 Good Night Nickel Shake 00:26 Peter goes to bed after eating a bellyfull of nickels.
3 Drunken Clam Fire 01:48 God starts a fire at the Drunken Clam and Peter blindly s ...
3 Big Wheel Lowrider 00:17 Stewie tricks out his Big Wheel and shows it off.
3 Quagmire Rehab 02:29 The guys try to help Quagmire rehabilitate his sex addict ...
2 Dental Floss 00:10 Chris helps Brian with a delicate matter.
2 Ms Clifton 00:24 Peter tries to get Ms. Clifton's attention.
2 Robot Stewie 00:56 Stewie does the "robot" for Brian.
2 Waterslide in the House 00:19 Peter remembers the time he made a water slide inside the ...
2 Written by Ben and Matt 00:26 Ben Affleck asks Matt Damon for writing credit on "G ...
2 Two D's and an F 00:21 Chris develops a crush on his teacher's breasts.
1 How does it smell dog? 01:00 Stewie tricks Brian into changing his diaper.
1 Lie to Me 00:25 Gepetto tries to get Pinocchio to tell a lie.
1 Canceled 00:55 Peter tells the family they've been canceled.
1 Reading and Driving 01:01 Peter gets into an accident while reading a comic book.
1 Passion of the Christ 2 00:59 The movie trailer for the sequel starring Chris Tucker as ...
- Season 3
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# Title Time Description 26 Embarrassing the Pope 01:09 Brian and Stewie accidentally embarrass the Pope.
26 Kiss Trivia 01:03 Peter and Dave battle to see who knows more about the ban ...
26 Going for Coffee in Amsterdam 01:07 Brian and Stewie get more than just coffee in an Amsterda ...
26 The Candy Tree 00:13 Peter tells Chris to stay away from the candy tree, while ...
25 Visiting Brenda 00:23 Peter visits his old girlfriend Brenda.
25 Peter's Jealousy 00:26 Peter gets jealous when Lois tells him that she thinks Hu ...
25 Brian Does Some Grooming 00:15 Stewie wakes to find Brian grooming himself next to him.
25 Different Peters 00:30 A vendor handing out free food accuses Peter of returning ...
25 Stewie Deformed 00:26 Stewie is deformed after he bangs his head.
25 Peter Surrenders 00:40 Peter is told by the police to come out with his hands up ...
24 Stewie Plays The French Horn 00:27 Stewie has an accident while trying to play the French Ho ...
23 Keeping The Rhythm 00:55 Brian and Lois sing their conversation to the rhythm of t ...
23 Caught Swerving 01:05 Brian drives the guys home but is pulled over by Joe for ...
23 Eating Popcorn 00:41 The bird living in Peter's beard makes it hard for hi ...
23 Doing Community Service 00:43 Brian reports to the person he's supposed to be doing ...
23 Kissed By A Bird 00:14 Lois receives an unexpected kiss by a bird.
23 Trying To Make A Connection 00:39 Brian tries to make a connection with a girl he's on ...
21 Fire Extinguisher 00:28 Brian tries to put out a fire with a not so functional fi ...
21 Boring Peter 01:01 Peter is bored by the guys as he drives them around as th ...
21 Looking For Santa 00:55 Stewie has a nightmare about Santa Claus.
21 Gift For Charity 00:37 Peter gives the family's Christmas gifts to charity.
21 Finding Meg's Barrettes 01:05 Peter goes to the mall and finds the barrettes Meg wants ...
19 Fighting Over Nothing 01:00 Stewie, Meg and Chris fight over a money clip they found ...
19 The Perp Got Away 01:12 Joe gets upset with himself for letting a criminal out ru ...
19 Storing the Money 00:49 Meg, Stewie and Chris decide on how they will store the m ...
19 Opening Ceremony 00:56 The torch is lit at the Special People's Games.
17 Going Through A Phase 01:13 Peter confuses Chris' use of slang for being possesse ...
17 Peter's Playhouse 00:49 Peter recreates the den into Pee-wee's playhouse.
17 Griffin Genealogy 01:02 Peter takes Chris to the library to learn the Griffin gen ...
17 Peter Distracts Himself 00:47 Peter tries to take his mind off his hunger.
17 Nate Griffin's Diary 00:38 Brian reads Nate Griffin's diary out loud.
16 Chasing Down Seabreeze 00:53 Brian can't contain himself and chases down Seabreeze ...
16 Wine Tasting 00:21 Peter embarrasses Mr. Pewterschmidts at his country club ...
16 Glass Box 00:43 Peter closes himself off from Brian by encasing himself i ...
16 Meeting a Beautiful Dog 00:35 Brian is introduced to Mr.Pewterschmidts prize dog.
16 Where Stewie Relaxes 00:29 Stewie thinks about the place he likes to relax.
16 A Day at the Zoo 01:23 The Griffins visit the Quahog Zoo.
15 Cake 00:15 Peter remembers a cake from the last party he attended.
15 Attacked by a Raccoon 00:16 Peter tries to get frisky with Lois but when she unbutton ...
15 Stewie Plays the Banjo 00:45 Stewie sings and plays the banjo with a group of Southern ...
15 Chris Delivers the Paper 00:34 Chris gets hit on by an old man while delivering the pape ...
14 Quagmire Takes the Kids 00:43 Quagmire watches the kids for Lois and Peter and has a ha ...
14 Watching The Smurfs 00:22 Stewie watches an episode of "The Smurfs".
14 Phase 2 01:05 Stewie moves into phase 2 of his master plan to destroy L ...
14 Stewie Battles Peter's Sperm 01:16 After shrinking himself, Stewie enters Peter's testic ...
14 Stewie Entertains the Ladies 00:25 Stewie sings a song for a group of women gathered around ...
14 Stopping Peter From the Inside 00:55 Stewie shrinks himself in order to enter Peter's body ...
14 Trying to Frame Peter 00:55 Stewie rubs lipstick all over Peter's shirt in order ...
14 Stewie Battles His Potential Brother 00:42 Stewie and his adversary fight it out until they both pas ...
12 Going for a Walk 00:32 Peter has gotten so fat that Brian needs a forklift to ta ...
12 Tuck and Roll 00:23 Lois and Meg escape from the backseat of a police car by ...
12 Using the Ring 00:40 Peter tries to use his wonder-twin ring with Brian to hel ...
12 Spuds McKenzie 00:09 A teenager is attacked by a dog that looks like Spuds McK ...
12 Wrong the First Time 00:14 Stewie gets mad at his Pictionary partner for guessing th ...
12 Finding Dagger Mouth 01:05 Peter finds the infamous fish Dagger Mouth.
11 Choking 01:07 Mr. Weed chokes and dies on a piece of muffin.
11 Weather Report 00:07 Ali gives a brief weather report.
11 Cereal Box 00:19 Stewie hides in his fortress made of cereal boxes.
11 Random Dead Body Search 00:30 Death knocks on the Griffin's door, pretending to be ...
11 Peter's New Job 00:42 Lois and the kids run into Peter while he prostitutes him ...
11 Busy Shaving 00:25 Peter bothers the Black Knight while he shaves.
11 A Message from Mr. Weed 00:52 Mr. Weed leaves a tape for his employees to watch after h ...
9 Sweet and Low 00:42 Neil puts sweet and low in Tom Tuckers coffee, in order t ...
9 Gym Membership 00:42 Stewie goes to the gym but walks out when a trainer tries ...
9 Internship 00:34 Meg gets excited about a channel 5 internship.
9 Un-Kissable 00:56 Meg reports on channel 5 new that Neil Goldman is "u ...
8 Family Fight 02:03 The Griffins beat each other up.
8 Quagmire is Stuck 00:31 Quagmire's private part get stuck in a window.
8 Angry Letters 01:10 Peter finds out that the angry letters he wrote were not ...
8 Rough Night 01:19 Peter tells Brian about last night's experience.
8 Getting Rid of New Yorkers 01:06 Peter takes Lois to the bar to beat up the New Yorkers th ...
7 Fighting Death 00:42 Peter gets into a fist fight with death.
7 Dead Goldfish 00:21 Chris is held at gun point by an old goldfish they once f ...
7 Handling Simple Tasks 00:19 Lois recalls a simple task Peter messed up.
7 Meeting Lois' Dad 01:16 Peter remembers the time he first met Lois' father.
7 Frying Pan Antidote 00:25 Peter takes an antidote he believes will protect him when ...
7 Setting Death Up 00:49 Peter tells Death that he'll help him get a girl.
6 Competition at the Dinner Table 01:03 Peter challenges Chris to out do his tricks at the dinner ...
6 Using Stewie 01:04 Peter shoves Stewie down his pants in order to appear lar ...
6 Magic Trick 00:27 Peter's magic trick freaks Chris out.
6 Snowballs 00:19 Brian is out done by Stewie, while playing with snowballs ...
6 Still Number One 00:34 Peter beats Chris at basketball but suddenly feels defeat ...
6 Hunting with Chris 00:36 Peter takes Chris hunting.
4 Life of a Wife 00:57 Stewie has his new English neighbor recite a few lines to ...
4 Lesbian Bar 00:38 Peter and the guys end up at a lesbian bar.
4 Not a Wager 00:48 Stewie thinks that Brian's comment is a wager.
4 Arrested on Live Television 01:35 Peter watches himself being arrested on live television.
4 Live Hurricane Report 00:17 Asian reporter, Trisha Okanawa is hit by a flying car dur ...
4 Good Things Happen 00:44 Peter tells Chris that good things happen when you sleep. ...
4 Stewie Meets the New Neighbor 00:41 Stewie is frightened by the new neighbor.
4 Peter Tron 01:15 Peter recalls a time when he was defeated.
4 Locked Up 00:58 Peter and his buddies get locked up.
3 A Message From Peter 00:22 Peter gives a closing message against killing strippers.
3 Subliminal Message 01:39 Peter's new company is a tobacco company that is tryi ...
3 A Nightmare About Stewie 01:00 Lois dreams about Stewie being an evil genius.
3 Caught Playing Hooky 01:00 Peter is caught playing hooky by his boss.
3 Subliminal Message 01:39 Brian points out the the cigarette companies turned an en ...
3 Caught Playing Hooky 01:00 Peter is caught playing hooky by his boss at a baseball g ...
3 A Nightmare About Stewie 01:00 Lois discovers in her dream that Stewie is an evil baby.
3 A Message From Peter 00:22 Peter has a message against killing strippers.
- Season 2
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# Title Time Description 21 I Failed You 00:54 Chris fails to protect the food at the camp.
20 Second Place 00:56 Lois hopes for one pupil good enough to win the piano com ...
19 Brown Material 00:44 On the Griffins' visit to Brown University, the Dean ...
19 Sherry And The Anus 00:42 The Griffins enjoy their favorite TV show, Sherry and The ...
19 Quahog Hardware 00:53 With Chris securely under his control, Stewie tries to ge ...
19 Extra Curricular Activities 00:42 Peter and Lois encourage Meg to pursue extra-curricular a ...
19 The Griffins Go To Brown 01:05 The Griffins take Meg to meet the Dean of Admissions at B ...
19 Old News 00:30 Peter thinks Meg's political corruption in city hall ...
19 Stewie Flirts It Up 00:24 Stewie tries to pick up some babes at Brown University.
19 Libel is a Civil Matter 00:50 Stewie tries to get Chris to give Lois the ax.
19 Meg's Future 00:22 Peter and Lois worry about Meg's future prospects wit ...
18 Audit 01:20 Instead of getting a tax refund, Peter gets an audit.
18 Diarrhea 00:33 Peter decides to dig the pool he can't afford to buil ...
18 Peter Master Negotiator 00:56 Peter concedes to repatriation and to return Joe's po ...
18 Peter's Muse 00:28 Zoning laws prohibit an irate Peter from putting in his p ...
18 Chris Likes Teacher Mom 00:18 Lois is forced to homeschool her children.
15 The Communists 00:54 Peter and Lois are hijacked to Cuba and get stuck there.
15 Right Here 00:15 Peter has a job for Lois, "Right, HERE".
15 Stewie's Crush 00:51 Stewie falls in love with a fellow daycare inmate.
15 Love Vengeance 00:36 Stewie tries to make Janet jealous.
15 Nipple Dagger 01:23 Part Hitchcock, part Agatha Christie, Stewie has visions ...
15 Puppet House 00:56 Lois wants to get a job...and, the family, is opposed.
13 Cirrhosis the Wonderdog 00:36 Stewie finds Brian drunk at the airport bar.
13 Spanish Lesson 00:22 Brian gets a Spanish lesson from a day-laborer.
13 Getaway Car 00:33 Brian and Stewie have differing opinions about which geta ...
12 The Super Mega Death Ray 00:36 With a power to enslave the entire human race, Stewie bid ...
12 Embarrassed Meg 00:59 On the drive home from the Quahog festival, the family pr ...
12 Peter's Penis 00:13 Brian gets a look at Peter's penis during the Quahog ...
10 What's With the Sign 01:05 Lois is running for school board president and Chris call ...
9 Dirty Stewie 00:33 Stewie gets dirty to make Lois mad.
6 Laws of Death... 01:15 No longer apply.
6 Haggling 00:17 Peter's demonstrates his haggling skills.
6 Concerned Family 00:42 Lois and the kids are worried about the lump in Peter' ...
6 Death Is Injured 00:45 Death injures himself while chasing Peter.
6 Death Comes For Peter 01:03 Peter signs "deceased" on a health form, which ...
6 Lois Misunderstands Death 00:21 Lois thinks that the only way Death will spare Peter' ...
6 Stewie Attacks Lois 00:48 Stewie pushes Lois down the stairs with his big wheel.
6 Shootout At The Drunken Clam 01:08 Peter causes a shootout at the Drunken Clam.
5 Child Services 00:49 Child services take Stewie away.
5 Unwed Mother 00:49 Meg gets a job when the owner of a restaurant assumes tha ...
5 Russian Roulette 00:53 When the townspeople fight over who gets to keep the trop ...
4 Potty Training 00:57 Peter tries to potty train Stewie.
4 Playing Cat Woman 00:55 Peter plays a game with Lois.
4 Watching The News With Lois 01:59 Brian and Lois have an awkward moment while watching the ...
4 An Episode Of "The Jetsons" 00:47 The Griffins enjoy and episode of "The Jetsons" ...
4 He Can Talk 00:57 Peter has a one on one with Brian.
2 Baseball Blues 01:05 Peter takes his father and his sons to a baseball game fo ...
1 Training Peter 00:51 Brian uses shock therapy to train Peter to be a gentleman ...
1 Peter Makes His Entrance 01:21 A reinvented Peter arrives at an auction.
1 Peter the Philanthropist 00:55 Peter is adored by a group of bluebeards for purchasing a ...
1 Brian Illustrates A Point 01:25 Brian uses a "Star Wars" cup to show Peter who ...
1 Not Fitting In 01:04 Peter hates how he feels around Lois' family.
1 Freaking Sweet House 02:40 The family is greeted by their new staff with a song and ...
- Season 1
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# Title Time Description 7 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog 22:33 Peter persuades Brian to swallow his pride and enter a do ...
7 Not So Fresh Commercial 00:30 The Griffins watch Brian's favorite feminine hygiene ...
7 New Dog Old Tricks 01:36 The Griffins try to convince Brian to compete in an upcom ...
7 Dog Show 01:04 Peter and Brian compete in a dog show.
7 Eight is Enough 00:37 The "Eight is Enough" reunion show shocks the G ...
7 MacGuyver's Help 00:38 Peter attempts to recruit MacGuyver to free Brian from th ...
7 Freakish Heat 00:28 Quahog 5 news anchors Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons discus ...
6 The Son Also Draws 22:12 Chris is booted from the Youth Scouts, so Peter takes the ...
6 Brian's Show is Interrupted 00:41 Brain watches a show on dogs but is interrupted for rerun ...
6 Peter Communicates with Nature 00:38 Peter begins to hallucinate after going several hours wit ...
6 Watching "Happy Days" 00:33 Peter stops in his tracks to catch a moment of "Happ ...
6 Those are Cheerios 00:20 Peter thinks that his cereal is spelling out a word but B ...
6 Stewie the Comedian 00:24 Stewie steals the spot light from a bad comedian.
6 Chris Wants Out 00:47 Chris confides in Meg his desire to give up the scouts bu ...