Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

I have seen the Jimmy Fallon show quite a few times and having known Joe Patete for years since high school I have said to myself so many times "Jimmy Fallon that has got to be Joe Patete, how did he land David Lettermens old job?" Though it has me Mike "Spear Chukker" Curtis baffeled, it gets even worse on viewing his show and his shows band called the Roots so it seems somehow he might have me behind the drums and looking as if I am black on camera. Not just me it looks like he has given Metallicas lead guitar player Kirk Hammet a sun burn as well. Talk about talk show rip offs me being robbed blind and all, or what a mystery. My hunch Joe "Jimmy Fallon" Patete continues to try and extort David Lettermen yet somehow escapes, probably with the help of his corrupt cop relatives and or other Police connections, like his Illinois Governor Edgar resembling supposed dad Andy Patete. Yeah its hard to believe Joe gets away with such things supposedly so near one of my dream jobs as a New York Police Officer, he probably even ripped off his favoirte band you know that band from Showbiz pizza, which probably would of been far cheaper if he could not afford to hire help and or pay his co-workers. Oh yeah in the internal affair my life has become as a civillain victim and as messed up as Illinois politics are, its too bad every night is not Saturday night in the USA. And Joes poor sisters his non Police relatives, Connie and Cheryl, and all Joes former girl friends, I mean all of them. Anyway like Rex "Ron Jeremy" Grossman and other celebrities who resemble my old friend Joe "Jimmy Fallon" Patete he is quite a person to write about, there has to be allot of stories, and or who knows what happened to him, with his broken back, in and out of his Point Break/Matrix performances, no wonder his almost trademark long very long microphone. But who knows what he has planned, or where he is going with his artwork. Hey maybe NBC has not paid anyone including him for his television show performance.

Oh well as a old friend who knows Joe again I aint worried about it, thats me remembering how I was beter than him in the sport of football and was not afraid of those back yard brawls he used to start. Man its been years since I had my own fighting car and or have thrown little Joey around backyard wrestling style and or perhaps he calls it a stage fighting form of improv the Mr Mean Jeans resembling dude.

Hopefully someday he or whomever will come to there senses, rescue victims like his sister poor Connie and I from whomevers white slavery and or whatever, and things might return to nornal. Anyway in other words I am proud of Joe "Jimmy Fallon" Patete not as proud as the twerp seems to be of himself, but proud to have known him in a masculine, heterosexual sort of way. Oh way if I only spoke spanish, maybe thats a joke, if not some ripp off Michael MyEars w w of a Waynes World go code.

I remember the last time poor Connie and I were pinned down together, I looked up at her and thought some octopods tentacle or alien from the movie Predator was face to face with me Mike "Spear Chukker" Curtis, yeah it would not surprise me if part of Connies body helped inspire part of the mask used for the alien in the movie Predator...

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