I've been sitting here staring at a blank screen for over three days now.
I'm tired, hungry and I REALLY have to go to the bathroom. I am dissapointed in YAHOO!tv for making a fool of me. I was really looking forward to watching this. Gosh, I even missed church bingo and my neighbors funeral for a blank site. I am going to have to give them just four stars for this.
I mean, I know they expect to get five stars every time but in this case I'm going to have to put my foot down. Four stars and thats my final score.
If it were to finally start before I hit submit I just...might...change...
my..... ...nope, it,s still not coming on. Thats it! Four stars!
I'm sorry Zach & Sarah but I waited. Three days and six hours now. I can see and hear my deceased neighbors children talking about me out side. I should have went to her funeral. Now they hate me. If they only knew why I didn't go, then maybe they would understand? After I hit the SUBMIT button and go to the bathroom(!) then that is what I'm gonna do. Yep, I'll tell them what YAHOO!tv did to me. This has turned my world upside down. Heck, I bet I've missed at least 6 real episodes of SCRUBS waiting for this think to load up. Wait, I bet I know what it was! It was that writers strike thingy. Right?
Yes! Alright, I really gotta go now but I can go knowing my favorite shows gonna get their 5 stars. I mean, its not their fault, is it? Then I'm going to tell my dearly departed neighbors children what those bad writers in Hollywood did to me. My boss won't even be mad when he knows why I didn't come in to work this morning. Stupid hollywood writers! ok Zach & Sarah, here are your highly deserved FIVE stars, even though the site was blank because of the writers strike in hollywood. The strike is over but some of us are still suffering. I bet I got a bladder infection now because of them.
Maybe after I go to the bathroom and talk to those kids about missing sweet Florence Geraldines funeral the site will be working. I've got 15 hours before I have to go to work. I'm sure the site will come on in that time.
Then I can really be proud I did the right thing giving them five stars.
I have to hurry now. I'm just going to run to the bathroom and then outside real quick.
Hopefully it won't start until I'm back. Oh, please don't do that to me. You won't will you? I promise to hurry. Shoot, as a matter of fact, Florence Geraldine hasn't spoken to me in days because I picked a few of her tulips out by the fence. They were practically growing on my side almost.
So, there. I'll just go to the bathroom and I'm not gonna worry about what those kids think about me. I mean, I could have been sick or something.
The nerve of them, talking about me, when I was laying here with the a bad bladder infection and all sick. I wasn't even able to pee til now. Those kids are so rude and their mother made such a stink about 37 simple tulips.
Even if they really were imported from Holland, like she claimed, there were still six left. It's not like I took all of them, you know. So, even if I hadn't been feverish and on my death bed like I was, I probably would not have gone to her funeral. She quit talking to me and then she died. She knew something like this could've happened. If she would have wanted me to go to her funeral, then she should have given me those tulips since they were close to my fence. I didn't even have to stretch that hard to reach them.
They were practically growing in MY yard anyway. I even gave them back to her, too.
After she finished picking them back up she must have realized how much trouble I went through for her because she got all choked up and started shaking and held her chest real tight, proud like someone was playing the Star Spangled Banner. I hadn't seen or heard from her since she slowly staggered to her house. My goodness she was being so dramatic. The noise from that ambulance was loud enough to give me a heart attack, I tell you that. I wonder what she was doing? Rushing away in an ambulance just minutes after I went through all the trouble of picking those flowers for her. A real drama queen, that Florence Geraldine.Whatever it was, it couldn't have been anything bad. Then she must have passed away while out of town because I just didn't see her anymore after that. Well, that's settled. I'm going to go potty and then surely, the Scrubs video will be running. Bye bye for now and have a great day.I just love you Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke. I would have written something great if it would have come up or I still will if it does in the next 14 hours and 23 minutes. So, hurry it up and get it going. Oh, one last thing. I think I'll pick my last six tulips and put them on Florence Geraldine's grave. I'm sure she'd just love that, don't you?
I'm tired, hungry and I REALLY have to go to the bathroom. I am dissapointed in YAHOO!tv for making a fool of me. I was really looking forward to watching this. Gosh, I even missed church bingo and my neighbors funeral for a blank site. I am going to have to give them just four stars for this.
I mean, I know they expect to get five stars every time but in this case I'm going to have to put my foot down. Four stars and thats my final score.
If it were to finally start before I hit submit I just...might...change...
my..... ...nope, it,s still not coming on. Thats it! Four stars!
I'm sorry Zach & Sarah but I waited. Three days and six hours now. I can see and hear my deceased neighbors children talking about me out side. I should have went to her funeral. Now they hate me. If they only knew why I didn't go, then maybe they would understand? After I hit the SUBMIT button and go to the bathroom(!) then that is what I'm gonna do. Yep, I'll tell them what YAHOO!tv did to me. This has turned my world upside down. Heck, I bet I've missed at least 6 real episodes of SCRUBS waiting for this think to load up. Wait, I bet I know what it was! It was that writers strike thingy. Right?
Yes! Alright, I really gotta go now but I can go knowing my favorite shows gonna get their 5 stars. I mean, its not their fault, is it? Then I'm going to tell my dearly departed neighbors children what those bad writers in Hollywood did to me. My boss won't even be mad when he knows why I didn't come in to work this morning. Stupid hollywood writers! ok Zach & Sarah, here are your highly deserved FIVE stars, even though the site was blank because of the writers strike in hollywood. The strike is over but some of us are still suffering. I bet I got a bladder infection now because of them.
Maybe after I go to the bathroom and talk to those kids about missing sweet Florence Geraldines funeral the site will be working. I've got 15 hours before I have to go to work. I'm sure the site will come on in that time.
Then I can really be proud I did the right thing giving them five stars.
I have to hurry now. I'm just going to run to the bathroom and then outside real quick.
Hopefully it won't start until I'm back. Oh, please don't do that to me. You won't will you? I promise to hurry. Shoot, as a matter of fact, Florence Geraldine hasn't spoken to me in days because I picked a few of her tulips out by the fence. They were practically growing on my side almost.
So, there. I'll just go to the bathroom and I'm not gonna worry about what those kids think about me. I mean, I could have been sick or something.
The nerve of them, talking about me, when I was laying here with the a bad bladder infection and all sick. I wasn't even able to pee til now. Those kids are so rude and their mother made such a stink about 37 simple tulips.
Even if they really were imported from Holland, like she claimed, there were still six left. It's not like I took all of them, you know. So, even if I hadn't been feverish and on my death bed like I was, I probably would not have gone to her funeral. She quit talking to me and then she died. She knew something like this could've happened. If she would have wanted me to go to her funeral, then she should have given me those tulips since they were close to my fence. I didn't even have to stretch that hard to reach them.
They were practically growing in MY yard anyway. I even gave them back to her, too.
After she finished picking them back up she must have realized how much trouble I went through for her because she got all choked up and started shaking and held her chest real tight, proud like someone was playing the Star Spangled Banner. I hadn't seen or heard from her since she slowly staggered to her house. My goodness she was being so dramatic. The noise from that ambulance was loud enough to give me a heart attack, I tell you that. I wonder what she was doing? Rushing away in an ambulance just minutes after I went through all the trouble of picking those flowers for her. A real drama queen, that Florence Geraldine.Whatever it was, it couldn't have been anything bad. Then she must have passed away while out of town because I just didn't see her anymore after that. Well, that's settled. I'm going to go potty and then surely, the Scrubs video will be running. Bye bye for now and have a great day.I just love you Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke. I would have written something great if it would have come up or I still will if it does in the next 14 hours and 23 minutes. So, hurry it up and get it going. Oh, one last thing. I think I'll pick my last six tulips and put them on Florence Geraldine's grave. I'm sure she'd just love that, don't you?
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