Stalk Show Host
Updated 2007-02-12 16:00:00
In a last-minute move, the CW network cancelled tonight's episode of Smallville and replaced it with everyone's least favorite show, Lanaville: Special Victim Unit. Lana is stalked by a tenacious photographer who somehow gets inside the castle and takes a creepy cell-phone pic of her. Lana is stalked so often that she manages to multitask when that happens, and uses it as an opportunity to investigate Clark. While Lex is away on business, unaware that Lana's in danger, Lana stays at the Kent farm (what the...!?) and is allowed to stay in Clark's room, where she digs through his stuff. This is after Lana tried to dig through Chloe's computer files for dirt on Clark. Nice friend, right? It turns out that the weird stalker leaving lingerie gifts with murderous notes is not the photographer, but one of the guys on Lex's security team, who kills the photographer as well as another of Lex's men. He talks about wanting to save Lana from Lex and be her boo, which really doesn't jibe with the note he left saying he wants Lana to die, but who said any of this had to make any sense? Security Stalker falls through a rooftop window and dies, but Clark is there to catch Lana when she falls as well. Jimmy and Chloe get back together after Jimmy helps Clark solve the case of the Lana stalking. And in the end, Lex is annoyed that Lana ran to the Kent farm for help, but not so annoyed that he won't hand-deliver a wedding invitation to Clark and say that he wants Clark at the wedding to see what he lost. Now take all of these ingredients, set them to blend at "boring" speed, and you've got Lanaville!