Clark and Lana are out riding horses when a storm creates a lightning situation that affects Lana when she happens to be holding a meteor rock. She saves Clark from a falling windmill. She is Lana, and she"s suddenly super. And bad. She"s Superbad. Lana loves her new powers and thinks it"s giving her some sort of window into Clark"s soul. She and Clark have The Supersex in the barn (now the Barnness of Permanentstainitude), and it literally rocks the whole county. Chloe comes over to see what"s up afterward and...awkward! We learn that without Lana"s powers, she and Clark weren"t able to have regular sex before. Could this relationship be any more doomed?
Meanwhile, one of Lex"s scientists/henchmen (is there really a difference at this point?) has discovered that the piece of spaceship that Lex has turned into black liquid in the Kryptonite-infused container where they"re storing it. The liquid, the remnant of Professor Fine/Braniac, isn"t happy. It"s sentient and wants out of the container.
Lana, now flush with Pink Power, breaks into Lex"s place and steals a hard drive of information about the so-called Scion Project. (Enjoy your shout-out, Toyota.) She takes the info to The Daily Planet, but Boy Editor is reluctant to use the info. Lois tries to talk to Lana and gets kicked in the face by Lana. While in the hospital, Lois meets cute (but not that cute) with Boy Editor. They flirt in the elevator, mostly over her exposed, hospital-gowned ass. It leads to some real office romance later as they make out in his office while he"s deleting the files from Lex"s hard drive. Homeboy is working for Lex.
Lana attacks Lex and threatens to expose all his lies to the world. They kiss, strangely, because being bad is so hot. Lana almost kills Lex, but Clark shows up to stop her. They fight. Super Lana Fu is invoked. Clark grabs a loose electrical wire and zaps himself and Lana to free her of her powers. Ridiculously, it works. In the melee, they stupidly break the Kryptonite chamber holding Braniac. Braniac later possesses one of Lex"s scientists. He"s baaaaack!
Clark, having found out about Lana"s Isis organization and her secret Lex-Watching Lair, goes to Lex"s house, and they have it out about Lana. Lex knows Lana is still obsessed with him. He thinks it"s outweighing her love for Clark. Chloe, who has also learned all about Isis, confronts Lana and basically tells her to watch her back in regards to Clark or she"ll lay the investigative smack down. Lana and Clark talk about all that"s happened in the barn. She"s willing to go to extremes and kill for Clark and wants to know that that"s all right. Clark isn"t quite willing to say he loves her no matter what. Somehow, we will survive this Lana-centric episode.