South Park Season 3 Episode Guide
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Rainforest Shmainforest
Episode 1 Originally aired: April 7, 1999As a form of punishment, the boys are forced to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is on its way to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest, but after some first hand experience (getting lost in the rainforest), the choir changes its message.
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Spontaneous Combustion
Episode 2 Originally aired: April 14, 1999After Kenny spontaneously combusts, Randy is appointed by the mayor to find out what is causing the combustions. However, when he finds a solution, he lets fame get to his head. Meanwhile, the boys try to help Kyle's dad get an erection.
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The Succubus
Episode 3 Originally aired: April 21, 1999Cartman deals with his eye problems and an optometrist he doesn't like because he makes fun of his weight. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of a Succubus that he is about to marry.
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Jakovasaurs
Episode 4 Originally aired: June 16, 1999The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping near Stark's Pond. Everyone is interested in helping to keep this endangered species alive, but soon learn how quickly these annoying creatures reproduce. The boys try to distract Cartman, who is fond of the creatures, while the townsfolk try to get the Jakovasaurs deported to France.
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Tweek vs. Craig
Episode 5 Originally aired: June 23, 1999The boys try to setup a fight between Tweek and Craig, but when the day of the big fight arrives, neither boy knows what to do. After they get some training, they finally get down to business. The shop teacher, Mr. Adler, has a recurring (live action) dream about a woman.
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Sexual Harassment Panda
Episode 6 Originally aired: July 7, 1999Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class, and the newly educated Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. The whole town goes sue crazy and Kyle's dad is getting rich by representing anyone who feels harassed. The boys go in search of Sexual Harassment Panda to try to get him to help stop the lawsuit insanity.
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Cat Orgy
Episode 7 Originally aired: July 14, 1999Stan’s sister Shelly is babysitting Cartman and she invites her boyfriend Skyler over, who in turn invites his band. Cartman squares off against Shelly when he tries to prove that she has broken his mother’s rules, but the pair team up when Shelly looks to get revenge on her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Mr. Kitty is in heat and searching for a good time by inviting all the neighborhood cats back to the empty Cartman house fo…more
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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Episode 8 Originally aired: July 21, 1999Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids he considers “Melvins.” Upstairs Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. Meanwhile, the government is convinced the party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the part…more
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Jewbilee
Episode 9 Originally aired: July 28, 1999Kyle invites Kenny to join him at “Jewbilee,” a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. At camp, Ike is with the "Squirts" making macaroni pictures while Kyle and Kenny join the scouts, where they work on soap sculptures. These forms of art are a key to the Jewish elders' celebration of Moses. When Kenny is identified by Moses as not being Jewish, he is banished from the camp.
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Korn s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Episode 10 Originally aired: October 27, 1999Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs.
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Korn s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Episode 11 Originally aired: October 27, 1999Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs.
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Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Episode 12 Originally aired: October 27, 1999The boys are having a problem with the 5th graders, and since it’s Halloween, Stan suggests they scare the 5th graders by making use of the body of Kyle’s recently deceased grandmother. The band Korn is on their way to the town to play a gig when their vehicle is driven off the road by a pirate ghost. When more bad things start happening in town, Korn and the boys get to the bottom of the mystery a la Scooby-Doo. Mean…more
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Chinpoko Mon
Episode 13 Originally aired: November 3, 1999Los niños de South Park son fanáticos de Chinpoko Mon.
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Chinpoko Mon
Episode 14 Originally aired: November 3, 1999The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
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Chinpoko Mon
Episode 15 Originally aired: November 3, 1999The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
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Chinpoko Mon
Episode 16 Originally aired: November 3, 1999The boys have discovered Chinpoko Mon and they can’t get enough of them. They get their parents to buy them everything Chinpoko Mon, including a new videogame that has begun brainwashing them into bombing Pearl Harbor. When the government seems incapable of doing anything about it, the parents must come up with a solution to save their children and the country.
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Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Episode 17 Originally aired: November 10, 1999The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
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Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Episode 18 Originally aired: November 10, 1999The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
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Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Episode 19 Originally aired: November 10, 1999The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
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Hooked on Monkey Phonics
Episode 20 Originally aired: November 10, 1999In hopes that he will win the Spelling Bee, Cartman’s mother gives him “Hooked on Monkey Phonics.” But the contest is won by two children (a boy and a girl) that are home schooled. The boy reluctantly gets permission to try public school, while Kyle becomes infatuated with the girl. Meanwhile, Cartman tries home schooling and really takes advantage of it.
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Starvin' Marvin in Space
Episode 21 Originally aired: November 17, 1999Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and uses it to begin searching for a new home for his people. Marvin picks up the boys in the ship and they go off into space to the planet Marklar, where the friendly natives are willing to let Marvin’s people come and live. The only thing that will get in their way is a starship built by the viewers of a Christian television channel.
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Starvin Marvin in Space
Episode 22 Originally aired: November 17, 1999The boys must help Starvin Marvin outwit his pursuers.
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Starvin Marvin in Space
Episode 23 Originally aired: November 17, 1999The boys must help Starvin Marvin outwit his pursuers.
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Starvin' Marvin in Space
Episode 24 Originally aired: November 17, 1999Los chicos deben ayudar a Starvin' Marvin a superar a sus rivales.
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The Red Badge of Gayness
Episode 25 Originally aired: November 24, 1999Cartman is convinced that the south is going to win the town’s Civil War reenactment and he makes a bet with Kyle and Stan that involves them becoming the winner’s slaves for one month. The reenactment is sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," and it gets out of hand when Cartman persuades the drunken Confederate soldiers onto victory in numerous battles across the country, all the way to Was…more
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Red Badge of Gayness
Episode 26 Originally aired: November 24, 1999Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
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Red Badge of Gayness
Episode 27 Originally aired: November 24, 1999Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Episode 28 Originally aired: December 1, 1999Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.
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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus.
Episode 29 Originally aired: December 29, 1999Cartman is bleeding out of his anus, and it convinces him that he is going through puberty. When the other boys start to have their periods, Stan gets some hormones from Dr. Mephisto and he takes the entire bottle. Meanwhile, folks have gathered around the outside of Jesus’ house on New Year's Eve. When he asks them what they want, they demand to see his father.
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Are You There God? It s Me, Jesus
Episode 30 Originally aired: December 29, 1999The group tries to determine who we are and what we re about.
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Are You There God? It s Me, Jesus
Episode 31 Originally aired: December 29, 1999The group tries to determine who we are and what we re about.
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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
Episode 32 Originally aired: December 29, 1999El grupo intenta determinar quién es y a qué se dedica.
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World Wide Recorder Concert
Episode 33 Originally aired: January 12, 2000The children are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow 2000," conducted by Yoko Ono and Kenny G. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives where the event is going to be held. Cartman successfully finds the "brown noise" on his recorder, and Stan and Kyle want to use it to get back at the kids from New York.
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The Brown Noise
Episode 34 Originally aired: January 12, 2000El grupo viaja a Arkansas para el primer concierto grabado a nivel mundial.
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The Brown Noise
Episode 35 Originally aired: January 12, 2000The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
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The Brown Noise
Episode 36 Originally aired: January 12, 2000The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
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The Tooth Fairy s Tats 2000
Episode 37 Originally aired: April 5, 2000Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.
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The Tooth Fairy s Tats 2000
Episode 38 Originally aired: April 5, 2000Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.
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Cartman s Silly Hate Crime 2000
Episode 40 Originally aired: April 12, 2000The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
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Cartman s Silly Hate Crime 2000
Episode 41 Originally aired: April 12, 2000The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
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Cartman s Silly Hate Crime 2000
Episode 42 Originally aired: April 12, 2000El FBI persigue a Cartman por cometer un crimen por odio.
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Timmy 2000
Episode 44 Originally aired: April 19, 2000A classmate is diagnosed with attention deficit disorder.
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Contorting Quintuplets 2000
Episode 45 Originally aired: April 26, 2000A family of quintuplets attracts media attention.
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Contorting Quintuplets 2000
Episode 46 Originally aired: April 26, 2000Una familia de quintillizos atrae la atención de los medios de comunicación.
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Contorting Quintuplets 2000
Episode 47 Originally aired: April 26, 2000A family of quintuplets attracts media attention.
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Episode 48 Originally aired: June 21, 2000Cartman busca amigos maduros; Kenny intenta prevenir la concepción de un hermano.
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Episode 49 Originally aired: June 21, 2000Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Episode 50 Originally aired: June 21, 2000Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
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Cherokee Hair Tampons
Episode 51 Originally aired: June 28, 2000Kyle está muriendo debido a una extraña enfermedad en los riñones.
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Cherokee Hair Tampons
Episode 52 Originally aired: June 28, 2000Kyle is dying of a rare kidney disease.
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Chef Goes Nanners
Episode 53 Originally aired: July 5, 2000Chef protesta ante la bandera de South Park.
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Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Episode 56 Originally aired: July 12, 2000Kenny y Cartman forman su propia banda de chicos.
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Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Episode 57 Originally aired: July 12, 2000Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band.
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Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Episode 58 Originally aired: July 12, 2000Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band.
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Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Episode 59 Originally aired: July 19, 2000El sacerdote Max amenaza con una condena eterna y los chicos se acercan a la religión; Saddam regresa.
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Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Episode 60 Originally aired: July 19, 2000Priest Max threatens eternal damnation and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
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Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Episode 61 Originally aired: July 19, 2000Priest Max threatens eternal damnation and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
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