South Park Season 5 Episode Guide
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It Hits the Fan
Episode 1 Originally aired: June 20, 2001Ratings soar when the popular TV show Cop Drama uses the word “sh*t” on national television. The network decides to make further use of the word, resulting in a mysterious plague sweeping the nation. It's up to the boys and Chef to help save the world.
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Cripple Fight
Episode 2 Originally aired: June 27, 2001The boys go to their first night as Cub Scouts, where they discover that Big Gay Al is their troop leader. Al is thrown out of the Scouts when it is acknowledged that he is gay, so he files a lawsuit. The boys come to his defense, with the help of the new “handi-capable” kid, Jimmy; however, both Timmy and Jimmy believe that there is only room for one disabled Cub Scout and they start fighting with each other.
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Super Best Friends
Episode 3 Originally aired: July 4, 2001The boys discover the “magic” of David Blaine, but Stan finds out that he isn’t all that he seems to be. He tries hard to convince the others that they have been brainwashed. Stan, with help from Jesus and a few of Jesus’ best friends, take on Blaine and his followers in a showdown at the nation’s capital.
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Scott Tenorman Must Die
Episode 4 Originally aired: July 11, 2001Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When Cartman can’t get his money back, he vows to get his revenge using a wiener-biting pony, the band Radiohead and ultimately Scott Tenorman’s parents.
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Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Episode 5 Originally aired: July 18, 2001After the boys promise to get Terrance and Phillip to perform at the Earth Day festival being held in town, they find out that the pair has broken up. Now they need to reunite them.
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Cartmanland
Episode 6 Originally aired: July 25, 2001Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls “Cartmanland.” Upon hearing the news of Cartman’s good fortune, a hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle’s ass, causing him to question the existence of a God who can make someone like Cartman happy.
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Proper Condom Use
Episode 7 Originally aired: August 1, 2001The children are subjected to sex education classes after Stan demonstrates some of his “handy” work in front of his parents. The kids are being taught by the unlikely pair of Ms. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey, who because of their own sexual inadequacies leads to a battle of the sexes between the girls and boys of the class.
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Towelie
Episode 8 Originally aired: August 8, 2001The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
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Towelie
Episode 9 Originally aired: August 8, 2001The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
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Towelie
Episode 10 Originally aired: August 8, 2001The boys get a new video game system and plan to play it for the entire weekend, but their plan is interrupted when they meet Towelie, a genetically-engineered towel created by the government. When the government finds out the boys know about Towelie, they steal their game system, which the boys stop at nothing to get back.
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Episode 11 Originally aired: November 7, 2001The boys gesture of goodwill to Afghanistan backfires.
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Episode 12 Originally aired: November 7, 2001The boys' gesture of goodwill to Afghanistan backfires.
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Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Episode 13 Originally aired: November 7, 2001In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there, they also take on the Taliban and Bin Laden himself.
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How to Eat With Your Butt
Episode 14 Originally aired: November 14, 2001Cartman realiza la broma más atrevida.
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How to Eat With Your Butt
Episode 15 Originally aired: November 14, 2001Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
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How to Eat With Your Butt
Episode 16 Originally aired: November 14, 2001Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
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How to Eat With Your Butt
Episode 17 Originally aired: November 14, 2001Cartman blows his “funny fuse” after he gets Kenny’s “cheeky” school picture printed on the side of milk cartons as a missing child. An unusual couple from Wisconsin comes to town, thinking that the photo might be that of their long lost son.
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The Entity
Episode 20 Originally aired: November 21, 2001Kyle’s cousin comes to town, and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.
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Here Comes the Neighborhood
Episode 21 Originally aired: November 28, 2001Personas adineradas invaden la humilde ciudad de South Park.
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Here Comes the Neighborhood
Episode 22 Originally aired: November 28, 2001Wealthy people invade the humble town of South Park.
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Here Comes the Neighborhood
Episode 23 Originally aired: November 28, 2001Wealthy people invade the humble town of South Park.
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Here Comes the Neighborhood
Episode 24 Originally aired: November 28, 2001Token combats being the only rich kid in town by getting another rich family to move to South Park. When Will Smith and his family decide they like it there, he calls a few friends and soon the town is swarming with rich folks. Not liking the direction their town is heading, the poor folks of South Park start to fight back.
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Kenny Dies
Episode 25 Originally aired: December 5, 2001Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
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Kenny Dies
Episode 26 Originally aired: December 5, 2001Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
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Kenny Dies
Episode 27 Originally aired: December 5, 2001Cartman comes into possession of a truckload of fetuses that he can’t sell thanks to a recent government ruling on stem cell research. When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan has trouble dealing with it, but Cartman uses it to lobby Congress to restore stem cell research so he can grow his own Shakey's Pizza.
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Butters Very Own Episode
Episode 28 Originally aired: December 12, 2001Butters reveals a dark family secret.
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Butters Very Own Episode
Episode 29 Originally aired: December 12, 2001Butters reveals a dark family secret.
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Butters' Very Own Episode
Episode 30 Originally aired: December 12, 2001Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night, and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill Butters and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.
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Jared Has Aides
Episode 31 Originally aired: March 6, 2002The boys see an opportunity to make money off a weight-loss program.
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Jared Has Aides
Episode 32 Originally aired: March 6, 2002The boys see an opportunity to make money off a weight-loss program.
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Asspen
Episode 33 Originally aired: March 13, 2002Los padres de los chicos reciben un viaje gratis para esquiar en Aspen; Stan tiene problemas con uno de los lugareños.
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Asspen
Episode 34 Originally aired: March 13, 2002The boys parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
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Asspen
Episode 35 Originally aired: March 13, 2002The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
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Fun With Veal
Episode 38 Originally aired: March 27, 2002Los chicos vuelan para rescatar a unos becerros indefensos destinados a la muerte.
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Fun With Veal
Episode 39 Originally aired: March 27, 2002The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
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Fun With Veal
Episode 40 Originally aired: March 27, 2002The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Episode 41 Originally aired: April 3, 2002Los chicos ansiosamente se anticipan al video promocional de la nueva película de Terrance y Philip.
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Episode 42 Originally aired: April 3, 2002The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Episode 43 Originally aired: April 3, 2002The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
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Professor Chaos
Episode 44 Originally aired: April 10, 2002Butters libera a un siniestro álter ego después de ser rechazado por sus amigos.
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Professor Chaos
Episode 45 Originally aired: April 10, 2002Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after being rejected by his friends.
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Professor Chaos
Episode 46 Originally aired: April 10, 2002Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
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Simpsons Already Did It
Episode 48 Originally aired: June 26, 2002Los chicos sienten pánico cuando aparentemente causan la muerte de una mujer.
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Simpsons Already Did It
Episode 49 Originally aired: June 26, 2002The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman s death.
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Simpsons Already Did It
Episode 50 Originally aired: June 26, 2002The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
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Red Hot Catholic Love
Episode 51 Originally aired: July 3, 2002Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
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Red Hot Catholic Love
Episode 52 Originally aired: July 3, 2002Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
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Red Hot Catholic Love
Episode 53 Originally aired: July 3, 2002Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
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Free Hat
Episode 54 Originally aired: July 10, 2002Los chicos forman un club con la intención de detener a los directores de Hollywood y evitar que destruyan sus propios filmes.
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Free Hat
Episode 55 Originally aired: July 10, 2002The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
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Free Hat
Episode 56 Originally aired: July 10, 2002The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Episode 57 Originally aired: July 17, 2002Todos los niños de South Park son misteriosamente atrapados por Bebe.
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Bebe s Boobs Destroy Society
Episode 58 Originally aired: July 17, 2002All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Episode 59 Originally aired: July 17, 2002All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
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Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Episode 60 Originally aired: July 24, 2002Los padres de South Park toman medidas extremas para proteger a los niños de los secuestradores.
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Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Episode 61 Originally aired: July 24, 2002South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
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Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Episode 62 Originally aired: July 24, 2002South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.