Our Intrepid Heroes head to Maple Springs, New York, this week after two of the three Baycon brothers of Baycon Construction get their rather tubby selves slaughtered in the midst of their latest unfinished housing development by an entity Our Dear Boys initially identify as a motherfucking werewolf. Of course, their initial suspicion is incorrect, as they slowly realize when other classic fairy tales -- including Hansel And Gretel, Cinderella, and Little Red Riding Hood -- start playing themselves out in the town around them, each accompanied by an apparition of a little girl with skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony. Turns out the apparition is actually the disembodied spirit of one Callie Garrison, a long-comatose local woman who was secretly poisoned with bleach by her wicked stepmother way back when Callie was eight years old. Her father -- the princely local doctor, naturally -- has been maintaining her on life support ever since, reading to her daily from a volume of original Grimm"s fairy tales, and apparently, Spirit Callie finally snapped and decided to start reenacting the stories in real life. Super-Sensitive Sammy, of course, realizes that Spirit Callie"s just screaming out for some long-overdue justice, or whatever, and once her father accepts the fact that his now-deceased second wife for all intents and purposes murdered his only child, Spirit Callie lets go and vanishes into the light. I think.
In other news, Action Sammy summons the sassy Crossroads Demonette and threatens to zap her with The Fucking Colt if she refuses to break the deal she brokered with Dean. And when the Demonette reveals there"s not much she can do about it -- she"s simply a salesgirl, don"t you know, and it"s her boss who"s so hot for Dear El Deano"s soul -- Darling Sammy shoots her in the face anyway! The episode ends with all of us wondering how the hell he"s going to explain that sloppy mess to his brother. Oh, Sam.