So, Whackjob Gordon"s out of the joint, and after handing an ancient and invaluable hoodoo charm over to Posh Bela in exchange for dirt on Our Intrepid Heroes" current location, he and Krazy Kubrick chase down Sam and Dean, fully intent upon plugging both of the boys full of holes, but none of that is important at all. Nope, what"s important is that the lonely and vengeful vampire the boys are hunting at the moment infects Gordon, thereby most brilliantly turning the lunatic into the very thing he hates most in the world, and it only gets even more awesome from there when Gordon escapes the vampire"s lair (after ripping the heads off two of the vamp"s freshly created "daughters" with his bare hands, by the way) and munches on a hapless motorist before retreating to Krazy Kubrick"s Magic Eyes Jesus RV, where he confesses everything to his batshit friend right before punching a hole through the guy"s rib cage with his fist and ripping out Kubrick"s heart. And then? He lures the boys to an abandoned riverfront warehouse, separates them from each other, and speechifies at Darling Sammy for so long, Sam has little choice but to snatch up a length of razor wire, wrap it around Gordon"s neck, and pull until Gordon"s head pops off! This is, like, the best episode of any television show, ever!
And that"s not all! On the fraternal front, Sam and Dean finally -- finally -- drop all of the bullshit pretense and aggravatingly macho bravado that"s marred the season thus far to level with each other regarding Dean"s imminent demise, with Darling Sammy delivering a most heartfelt monologue on the value he finds in their relationship and how much losing Dean is going to suck, and Dashing El Deano -- grab a Kleenex -- teaching Sam how to fix the Impala. I...I think I have something in my eye.
By far the best episode they"ve produced in months. Do you think Sera Gamble would say yes if I asked her to marry me?