Our Intrepid Heroes" search for Posh Bela leads them to Monument, Colorado, but unfortunately for them, she"s already two states away by the time they arrive to ransack her hotel room. Also unfortunately for them, she took the time before she skedaddled to inform the local constabulary of their presence in The Centennial State, which is very bad for the boys indeed, for as you"ll recall, Sam and Dean have been on the run from the law since the middle of last season. And sure enough, when the cops come a-knocking, Special Agent Henriksen is right there with them, just itching to sling Our Dear Boys" tantalizing derrieres into the town clink before transferring them to a maximum security prison in Nevada under the orders of his superior, the Federal Bureau of Investigation"s Deputy Director...Peter DeLuise, of TV"s 21 JumpStreet! Nice promotion, Pete.
However, in yet more bad news -- this time for everyone involved -- Deputy Director Peter DeLuise has actually been possessed for the last several months or so by one of those pesky little clouds of bitterly black dark demonic goo that escaped from The Devil"s Trap back in Wyoming, and the situation at the station house quickly goes straight to hell when he and a few of his pals manage to slaughter everybody, with the notable exceptions of Our Intrepid Heroes (of course), Henriksen, one of the sheriff"s deputies, and the department"s sweet little virginal secretary, Nancy. Henriksen, now convinced Dashing El Deano knew what he was taking about when the latter blathered on and on about The Underworld and such during their last run-in, quickly frees the lads, and the five survivors of the initial massacre barricade themselves in the station house behind lines of road salt after thirty more of Satan"s minions arrive to possess a bunch of random Coloradans, who then lurk menacingly out in the parking lot.
And just when things are at their bleakest, Princess Sparkle prances in with a plan: There"s a spell she can recite that"ll destroy every dark demonic force within a mile, but she"s got to rip Nancy The Virgin"s heart out first. Brave little Nancy agrees to this solution as it"ll save the lives of dozens of her friends and neighbors, but Our Intrepid Heroes most vociferously nix it in favor of allowing the possessed into the building for a showdown brimming with shotgun blasts and fisticuffs that ends when Henriksen broadcasts an exorcism through the jail"s public address system.
And then an ancient Mesopotamian storm demon shows up and kills them all. Well, except for Sam and Dean, of course. Even worse? The nasty demonette decided to corporealize as a creepy little preadolescent girl, and Raoul is officially traumatized for the rest of his days. You see, The Wicked Witch Of The West they mentioned a couple of episodes ago is actually Lilith, and there"s nothing she"d like more than to have Darling Sammy"s freakish Cro-Magnon skull on a platter. But how will it all end, you ask? For the answer to that question, my friends, I"m afraid we"ll have to wait until April. Sucks, doesn"t it?


