Long Distance Call
Updated 2008-05-02 10:49:04
At the never-seen Bobby's prompting, Our Intrepid Heroes head to the teeny little burg of Milan, Ohio, where several residents over the last couple of weeks have been receiving phone calls from their dearly departed, including an 84-year-old widow who's been phone-sexing her Korean-War-casualty husband, a teenaged girl indulging in late-night heart-to-hearts with her recently deceased mother, and some suit whose long-dead high-school sweetheart's incessant badgering leads him to splatter his brains all across the walls of his tastefully appointed home office. Oh, and that teenaged girl's dead mom? Wants her to swallow every sleeping pill in the house so they can reunite on The Other Side, and I'm sure that randy old broad's been hearing something similar in between orgasms, because Milan's actually been afflicted with a Crocotta , otherwise known as an irrepressibly chatty little beastie from ancient times there to snack on the souls of those sad little nitwits he talks into committing suicide.