Our Intrepid Heroes hop on over to Sturbridge, Massachusetts, because The Glamorous Goddamn Ladies Of Frigging Halliwell Manor have apparently abandoned scenic San Francisco, gone all Dark Side, and are now wreaking havoc amongst the tastefully appointed suburban manses of depressingly damp Worcester County.
Okay, not really, but that"s pretty close. Seems an amateur coven of WASPy witches has unwittingly sold its collective soul to an undercover dark demonic force in exchange for, like, lower interest rates on their mortgages, or something, and now all Hell"s broken loose, complete with an impressively high body count and several spectacularly gruesome moments involving unexpectedly loose teeth and pale little wriggly things in cheeseburgers. Sam and Dean quickly figure out what"s going on -- thanks mainly to some really sloppily hidden hex bags -- and are all prepared to take the witches out by any means necessary when sparkly haired Ruby stops by to order them out of town, pronto, as the undercover dark demonic force will most likely gut Our Dear Boys like trout, so great are her powers. Screaming ensues, but Dean"s eventually ready to bail on the job like he"s been told to do when he starts hacking up bits of lung, so Action Sammy swings into gear (and gets to drive the Impala for the first time this season), busting up the coven"s latinations to shove the business end of The Fucking Colt That Can Kill Anything Except When It Can"t into the ladies" faces. Alas, The Fucking Colt That Can Kill Anything Except When It Can"t lives up to its name when it fails to blow the undercover dark demonic force away, so it"s left to Ruby and her luxuriant tresses to save the boys" tantalizing asses.
And in the end, we learn something special about Ruby that I"ve totally forgotten about because I really don"t care, but I think it involved her getting completely polluted seven days before her twenty-first birthday and then being dimwitted enough to lie about her identity when the Arizona State Police pulled over the SUV she was riding in. How is that going to affect Dashing El Deano"s imminent journey to The Underworld?