Bye Bye, Billy
Updated 2006-09-26 17:00:00
I'm tempted just to recaplet this episode by quoting EEFP wibblebird, who said, "What has this social experiment taught us? All races hate fat musicians." But I won't. Instead, I will tell you that Aitu starts out the week with a chip on its collective shoulder, courtesy of bossypants Ozzy and his pal J.P., both of whom have decided that Billy is so worthless around camp that they should lose on purpose and boot him, because if they don't, they might...lose. And have to...boot him. Brilliant! They make such a lame display of losing the immunity challenge on purpose that they wind up looking like total morons, and they look even stupider when they send Yul to Exile Island. How long is it going to take to figure out that you want to avoid putting the immunity idol in the hands of the strongest person you see? Anyway, Yul gets to Exile Island, and he's like, "Hm, okay, two clues, that should do it," and he digs up the idol. So there's that. Then Aitu goes to tribal council and boots Billy, and you really only think you've ever seen Jeff Probst look really confused, because if you want to see him actually look confused, you have to watch the part where Billy announces that he found "love at first sight" with Candice, who will soon realize that it's never a good idea to tell a guy in a band that you love him if you don't mean it. Billy is voted off, and Candice is free to remain romantically committed to Adam, who's starting to look like a big old twerp himself.