Candice Canned
Updated 2006-12-05 16:00:00
Raro is hilariously indignant about Jonathan flipping on them before they got a chance to use him for their own purposes and then vote him off. At the typical auction, Jonathan walks away with most of the food because he's smart enough to bid on it, but he gloats and belches because he's too dumb to know that this will always make people hate you. The Aitu four start to not particularly like Jonathan's behavior either, but they're not ready to do anything about it, even after the immunity challenge goes to Adam and Jonathan could be disposed of quickly. When she returns from yet another trip to Exile Island, Candice decides to go on a hilarious rampage of self-righteousness, and she and her Raro pals start threatening Yul that if Aitu doesn't get rid of Jonathan before he gets rid of them, they'll hold Yul responsible in a final vote. Yul responds by explaining about game trust and predictability, trying to get them to understand why even if he's not your friend, Jonathan is a good ally. Candice's tiny brain reads this as "Yul also hates him!" and she relishes, like any good eight-year-old, getting up in Jonathan's face and being all, "Your friends don't like you." When Jonathan catches a bunch of fish, he and the Aitu four decide to eat the fish without going and fetching Adam, Candice, and Parvati from the tent where they are lounging around like the lazy-asses they've been for the last thirty days. Candice freaks out at the unfairness of it all, because she is seriously a ridiculous person. Fortunately, she gets voted out, and Raro emerges at tribal council -- including Nate -- as the most obnoxious, self-righteous jerkweeds in several seasons. They are horrible, and they are setting up to be a moralizing jury that's going to be the mother of all moralizing juries, despite the fact that they are the most obviously undeserving chumps you can imagine. Bleh.