This week takes the racers to India, where they bunch up and the leads of last week are forgotten. Kent and Vixen soon encounter the Speed Bump they earned by coming in last in the previous leg, and it requires them to go do some yoga, where Kent is totally hot for Vixen"s bendy body. Totally. The other teams, meanwhile, go straight to the Detour, which leads some into poster-pasting nightmares and some into flower-stringing...well, nightmares. Ron and Christina fight, Nate and Jen fight, TK and Rachel don"t fight...same as it ever was. By the time Kent and Vixen get back from the Detour, they"re in last place, and what develops is a two-way race between them and Nate and Jen. The last task of the day is the Roadblock in which someone has to haul heavy cans of propane around and collect receipts. TK breezes through it and he and Rachel win the leg. Nick almost dies of dehydration, but he and Don come in second, followed by Ron and Christina, who don"t suffer for allowing Hernia Ron to carry the heavy propane. Jen forgets a receipt, Kent messes up the paperwork in a novel way of his own, and in the end, Kent and Vixen come in last and are eliminated. So long, pink hair! Adios, twee cowboy hats! Goodbye, weirdly hostile self-proclaimed cartoon characters! Thus ends the saga of the self-proclaimed Goths, and thus do we head for the late stages with four teams made up of two you might have expected and two you almost certainly wouldn"t have. It"s the elderly"s best race ever!


