We're headed for Guam, where a Detour forces the teams to choose between pretending to drop supplies for the needy and actually washing a plane. Hilariously, Charla and Mirna choose the supply drop, because they love to help people, even if those people aren't real. Everybody else washes planes, which turns out to be a pretty hard job. Then, we're on to the Roadblock, in which one team member has to carefully use a GPS device to locate and rescue a pretend injured soldier. Dustin rocks the hell out of the Roadblock, Pink freaks herself out repeatedly, Oswald wanders until the person he's rescuing pretty much waves to him, and Charla can't stop touching the screen, no matter how many times the guy accompanying her says that she's not supposed to touch the screen. In the end, Oswald and Danny finish last, so they're eliminated by their own hand instead of by the non-elimination penalty, which is kind of a good thing. The editors are sure to include tape of Danny and Oswald talking about much they hope Mirna and Charla win because they're such a "class act," which makes it seem like they're talking about different people named Charla and Mirna, but they're apparently not. So we're going into the final three with the BQs and four people I can't stand the idea of seeing win, which makes my odds of being anything other than grossed out only one in three. The only positive aspect of a possible Charla and Mirna win might be to demonstrate once and for all that no one should be invited to an All-Star season who would make a completely vile winner.