Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn
Updated 2007-02-06 16:00:00
Valentine's Day comes two weeks early in Newport, much to everyone's chagrin. Because Valentine's Day always sucks. Summer and Seth run into a Random Psychic Lady, who proves her abilities and then predicts that Summer is meant to be with some guy named George instead of Seth. Even though there's nothing wrong with their relationship, she starts having doubts and wonders if Seth is her Jimmy Cooper or Sandy Cohen. Meanwhile, Kirsten has flashbacks of the end of her relationship with Jimmy, and finally tells Sandy the truth about her abortion. After all that, he doesn't seem to mind that much. Taylor butts into Ryan's life and discovers that Julie and Frank are in love. She recruits Ryan in the campaign to bring them back together, and after not as much hesitation as you'd think, he jumps on board. But they're squaring off against Kaitlin, who's on Team BULLIT and ready for war. So ready, in fact, that she calls Taylor a "bitch." Sadly for BULLIT, Kaitlin, and anyone in the viewing audience who has a problem with child- and woman-beaters living happily ever after, Julie chooses Frank over BULLIT. And Summer finds her George, but it's actually some eco group called G.E.O.R.G.E., and they want her to join them instead of go to college and be with Seth.


