The Flapjack
Updated 2006-12-28 16:00:00
Kaitlin and Bullet join forces! And other things happenâ¦but Kaitlin and Bullet! How awesome is that?
Seth and Summer, and Ryan and Taylor, head out for the Vegas for New Years. Their trip is interrupted by a pregnancy test -- Summer's -- and a slutty alien raver chick -- on loan, along with half the episode, from Dawsonâs Creek -- who steals the aforementioned OB test before anybody can figure it out. So then it's French farce up one side and down the other as the quartet chase ass up one side of the desert and down the other in order to get themselves together. Seth proposes marriage to Summer and finds out she's not pregnant; Ryan proposes Everything But to Taylor, who already has her Sex Cannon set to Incomprehensible, but manages to fit Everything But into her Sex Schedule because she is awesome. Also, Summer finally realizes that Taylor is possibly the coolest human being ever born, that she is a damn fool for getting thrown out of Brown, and that marrying Seth is tantamount to making a meal of cookie dough, the gum from a pack of Garbage Pail Kids, and your high score on Banjo & Kazooie: delicious, not so nutritious.
Meanwhile, in the frankly more interesting world of grownups: Kaitlin stops waiting for Jimmy to call and dances adorably with Bullet, Kirsten and Sandy are sweet, and Julie is still the madam of a boy whorehouse. While she tries to talk Bullet's hot as hell son out of continuing down the Risky Business path, El Sorbo (!) appears as Bullet's deus ex accountant, a possible CIA agent, and -- finally and WTFishly -- Ryan's DAD! And the only people that know this are Julie (who he's blackmailing for info on the Cohens) and Sandy (who will fight to be Ryan's Dad to the pain if necessary), which means probably they'll end up in the exact same Fight For Ryan's Soul that they were in at the beginning of the season, only on opposite sides, which is just so very awesome. So: engaged, not pregnant, awesome, adorable, and RYAN'S DAD! In that order.