A New Match
Updated 2006-12-05 16:00:00
Light-hearted fun abounds this week. Taylor Townsend uses Ryan's post-Volchok-arrest insomnia to her seduction advantage. This doesn't work, so she gets some advice from Kaitlin, who's having seduction issues of her own after losing her hot tennis pro to her mother, who's also sleeping with everyone else. This makes Kaitlin angry, so she throws tennis balls at Julie and then arranges for her tennis pro lover to show up at an event that Julie's bringing J.R. Ewing wannabe Gordon Bullet to in the hopes of persuading him to invest in crappy New Match. It turns out that Gordon Bullet is the hot tennis pro's father, and everyone is embarrassed but it all works out in the end. Julie swears off men once again and New Match has an investor. Taylor Townsend uses the event to show off her goods and manages to get Ryan's attention, although she later overhears him saying that he won't date her, and is devastated. She's about to give up on Ryan until Seth convinces her to give it one more try, and this time she gets a kiss and Ryan gets some sleep. Over at Brown, Summer's mission to free caged bunnies hits a snag when Bright turns her into the deans and frames her for a bunch of other things, because there's no room for honor when you're full of crap.