Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode Guide
Monday at 09:00 pm CBS (ch 8)
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Pilot
Episode 1 Originally aired: September 22, 2003Charlie's brother Alan moves in with him, along ith his ten-year-old son Jake. He soon discovers that having a child around attracts women and decides that having his brother and nephew around might not be as bad as he had thought.
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Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 2 Originally aired: September 29, 2003Charlie has to discipline Jake when he lures a flock of seagulls into his room.
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 3 Originally aired: October 6, 2003The brothers decide to stand-up to their mother after becoming intoxicated.
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take a Nap
Episode 4 Originally aired: October 13, 2003In order to have Alan help him get the cleaning lady back, Charlie must get Jake ready for dinner with his mother.
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The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
Episode 5 Originally aired: October 20, 2003Charlie meets some women when he has to attend one of Jake's soccer games.
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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 6 Originally aired: October 27, 2003When Evelyn gets dumped, Charlie and Alan ask Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake how to screen women's phone calls.
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode 7 Originally aired: November 3, 2003For an assignmnet at school, Jake draws a picture of the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's girlfriends.
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Episode 8 Originally aired: November 10, 2003CHarlie is put in charge of the fourth grade musical.
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Phase One, Complete
Episode 9 Originally aired: November 17, 2003Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands; Alan teaches Rose to play Scrabble.
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Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 10 Originally aired: November 24, 2003Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner to porve that he can be a family man.
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 11 Originally aired: December 15, 2003After running into his ex-wife with a new boyfriend, Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover.
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Camel Filters and Pheremones
Episode 12 Originally aired: January 5, 2004Alan tries to convince Judith that it is good for Jake to spend time at Charlie's house; the housekeeper's 16-year-old granddaughter comes to work with her, distracting Charlie.
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Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode 13 Originally aired: January 12, 2004Charlie sets Alan up on a date and has to drag him to a steam room to get rid of Alan's cold.
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I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode 14 Originally aired: February 2, 2004Charlie's credit card is cut up and he finds out that he is in serious financial trouble.
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 15 Originally aired: February 9, 2004Charlie and Alan meet a crazy woman smashing up her psychiatrist's car and end up taking her home when she has nowhere else to go.
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That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 16 Originally aired: February 16, 2004Alan lets Frankie stay at the house with her daughter after she tells him that her in-laws are fighting her for custody of Joanie.
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 17 Originally aired: February 23, 2004Charlie gets upset when he finds out that Alan did not leave custody of Jake to him in his will.
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An Old Flame With a New Wick
Episode 18 Originally aired: March 1, 2004Charlie gets an email from an ex-girlfriend and finds out that she has become a man.
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I Remember the Coatroom
Episode 19 Originally aired: March 22, 2004Judith's sister Liz starts hitting on Alan at Jake's eleventh birthday party.
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don t Remember You
Episode 20 Originally aired: March 22, 2004Judith s sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake s birthday party.
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark
Episode 21 Originally aired: April 19, 2004After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
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No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 22 Originally aired: May 3, 2004Charlie jeopardizes Alan s divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 23 Originally aired: May 10, 2004Charlie tries to cure Alan's recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake goes to see a therapist.
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Just Like Buffalo
Episode 24 Originally aired: May 17, 2004Charlie tries to talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends with he and Alan.
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Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode 25 Originally aired: May 24, 2004After a pregnancy scare with an ex, Charlie considers getting a vasectomy.
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