Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 2 Episode Guide
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Bully and the Beast
Episode 1 Originally aired: June 6, 2007Curtis tries to help Malik overcome a school bully. Problem is, she's an adopted girl, and her adoptive mother, Madea, is the source for the girl's obstinance.
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I Can Cry If I Want To
Episode 2 Originally aired: June 6, 2007Curtis tries to celebrate his birthday as he's always done: by pretending he's young. But this year, his clothes won't fit right and it's clear that he's just older now. Then, CJ's house burns down and Curtis and Ella welcome his family into their house. But since it's Curtis's house, it's Curtis's rules.
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More Than Meets the Eye
Episode 3 Originally aired: June 13, 2007CJ learns that his house burned down as a result of arson and that most of his bills -- most importantly, his home owners' insurance -- have not been paid in months.
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Busted
Episode 4 Originally aired: June 13, 2007Calvin tries to fix his money problems by selling counterfeit purses. Meanwhile, CJ suspects that Janine is cheating on him, but discovers that she has a crack addiction and is responsible for the house being burned down.
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Lost and Found
Episode 5 Originally aired: June 20, 2007Curtis takes an anger management course and clashes with its flamboyant instructor. Meanwhile, Janine's crack addiction takes a turn for the worse.
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Down and Outted
Episode 6 Originally aired: June 20, 2007Curtis becomes concerned that his grandson is "turning gay" after he finds Malik playing around in a tutu. Meanwhile, CJ handles the fallout of discovering Janine in a crack house, but finds the task daunting.
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Surprise, Surprise
Episode 9 Originally aired: July 4, 2007Janine's parents come to the Payne's house looking for her and CJ tells them about her personal issues.
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Father Knows Best
Episode 10 Originally aired: July 4, 2007Janine's parents file for custody of Jazmine and Malik. Just after Curtis' firehouse wins an award for the fastest response time, their fastest truck is stolen.
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I Keep Coming Up Short
Episode 11 Originally aired: July 11, 2007Curtis and Ella have a romantic evening planned, but run into trouble when Curtis is unable to "perform." The guys at the firehouse all have advice and Claretha gives Ella some advice. Walter, finally gives Curtis some help. Meanwhile, CJ is trying to get the creditors off his back from all of Janine's debt.
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The Buck Stops Here
Episode 12 Originally aired: July 11, 2007At the firehouse the guys try to come up with fundraising ideas for a local charity and Jazmine gets some financial advice from Calvin.
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Wax On, Wax Off
Episode 13 Originally aired: July 18, 2007Malik becomes obsessed with taking showers causing Ella to worry that he has OCD. Meanwhile, Curtis and the firehouse crew get ready for the annual inspection.
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Head of the Class
Episode 14 Originally aired: July 18, 2007Curtis and Ella decide to take an art class together and Jazmine runs for school president.
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Paternity and Fraternity, Part 1
Episode 15 Originally aired: July 25, 2007CJ discovers the shocking possibility that he may have another daughter besides Jazmine. And Malik causes concern in the household after he starts hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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Cracking Under Pressure
Episode 17 Originally aired: August 1, 2007CJ's wife Janine comes back into the Paynes' lives. She and her "friends" steal from the Payne household. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
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Club PCP
Episode 18 Originally aired: August 1, 2007Ella, Curtis, CJ and the kids head to Florida to visit relatives, leaving Calvin in charge of the house. Never one to turn down a money-making opportunity, Calvin enlists the help of his "homeboys" Pookie and Peanut to set up a house party. Calvin is called away to a fire in the midst of the party and must leave Pookie and Peanut in charge.
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Sadly Mistaken
Episode 19 Originally aired: August 8, 2007Ella is arrested in a case of mistaken identity. Meanwhile, Calvin has difficulty cramming for his mid-terms.
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And Justice For All
Episode 20 Originally aired: August 8, 2007Curtis tries to get out of jury duty. Meanwhile, Malik tries Internet dating.
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I Got the Hook Up
Episode 21 Originally aired: August 15, 2007Now that he's divorced, CJ finds that everyone wants to set him up with a date. The tension between Calvin and Angel causes everyone to think they have feelings for each other. Meanwhile, a woman with HIV volunteers at the Help Center.
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Absolutely Positive
Episode 22 Originally aired: August 15, 2007Curtis needs a colonoscopy, but he's nervous and wants to cancel it. He finally agrees, but after the doctor finds a polyp, Curtis becomes convinced he's going to die. Meanwhile, Calvin begins dating Karen, but Ella is concerned that he doesn't know about Karen's HIV status.
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Perfect Storm, The
Episode 23 Originally aired: August 22, 2007There's a huge storm over Atlanta, and the firehouse is buzzing with calls for help. Meanwhile, Ella and Claretha go to pick up the kids from school, but CJ doesn't get their message and heads over to the school himself. Upon arriving, he finds out Ella, Claretha and the kids have already left, but he also meets assistant principal Nicole Jamieson. They feel an instant chemistry and decide to remain together to ri…more
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Teacher's Pet
Episode 24 Originally aired: August 22, 2007Jazmine steals the class pet and hides it under her bed. CJ has a date with Nicole and leaves Calvin in charge of the kids.
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Sad, Sad Leroy Brown, Part 2
Episode 25 Originally aired: August 29, 2007Growing tired and annoyed of Brown's presence in his home, Curtis gets into a physical altercation with him, forcing Brown to stay even longer. Malik decides to get a tattoo, which proves to be a bad decision when it gets infected.
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Sad, Sad Leroy Brown, Part 1
Episode 26 Originally aired: August 29, 2007After a fire yields Mr. Brown’s house unlivable, he moves in with the Payne family, but he soon emerges as an undesirable houseguest. Meanwhile, Calvin finds love in the arms of a con artist.
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Weeping May Endure For a Night
Episode 27 Originally aired: September 5, 2007Mr. Brown shares his plans to turn his deceased father's home into an "old folks" home, much to the dismay of Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a really disastrous date, but gets inspired to start a new online dating website.
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The Big Test
Episode 28 Originally aired: September 5, 2007After his first date with Nicole, C.J. looks to take their relationship to the next level and is unable to understand a promise she has made related to relationships. Meanwhile, with an assist from Malik, Jazmine cheats on a math test.
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Balancing Act
Episode 29 Originally aired: September 12, 2007CJ tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
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Why Can't We Be Friends
Episode 30 Originally aired: September 12, 2007Jazmine fears losing CJ to Nicole when Tiffany tells her that CJ is going to marry Nicole and move away just like her dad did when he got married. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik bond while cleaning the attic.
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Dog Day Afternoon
Episode 31 Originally aired: September 19, 2007Curtis unwittingly assists a bank robber when he's in the bank at the same time as the robber. Meanwhile, Malik must make a documentary for a school project.
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New Beginnings
Episode 32 Originally aired: September 19, 2007CJ's divorce from Janine becomes final and CJ's friends encourage him to enjoy being single. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella for help starting her life over.
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Heavy Petting
Episode 33 Originally aired: September 19, 2007Nicole and CJ's romantic date turns sour when an old friend of CJ's turns up causing Nicole to feel jealous. Curtis tests the children's ability to care for a dog.
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The Fast and the Furious
Episode 34 Originally aired: September 19, 2007Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
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Lost Without U
Episode 35 Originally aired: September 26, 2007Curtis tries to get Ella to forgive him for pressing charges against Malik who now faces time in prison. Meanwhile, Nicole's jealousy leads to a breakup.
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Gone In 60 Seconds
Episode 36 Originally aired: September 26, 2007Curtis comes home with a new motorcycle, but causes trouble when Malik and his friend take a joyride. Curtis presses charges causes Ella to kick him out of the house.
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I Rest My Case
Episode 37 Originally aired: September 26, 2007A judge sentences Malik and Kyle to prison time for their role in a motorcycle accident.
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A House is Not a Home
Episode 38 Originally aired: December 5, 2007C.J. finally finds an apartment that seems too good to be true, which is exactly what it turns out to be. Meanwhile, Ella has been offering assistance to Janine while keeping it a secret from the rest of the family. But Janine starts to take advantage of Ella's kindness.
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Home Alone
Episode 39 Originally aired: December 5, 2007Now that their home is finally their own, Ella and Curtis decide to celebrate, ignoring C.J.'s constant phone calls. But their bliss soon ends when a dangerous robbery at C.J.'s apartment prompts Ella to invite them to move back in.
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The Wench Who Saved Christmas
Episode 40 Originally aired: December 5, 2007Curtis has problems containing his excitement over a vacation he and Ella have planned to take to Hawaii. But with C.J.'s kids celebrating Christmas for the first time since their mom left, Ella decides to cancel the vacation, sending Curtis into a Scrooge-like tantrum that only Madea can snap.
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Trial By Fire, Part 1
Episode 41 Originally aired: December 5, 2007Curtis' fire crew gets called to a major fire, which Calvin sees as a perfect opportunity to show he's more than just a volunteer. But his attempt to prove himself puts him and C.J. in an extremely dangerous situation. Meanwhile, Malik goes overboard trying to impress his new girlfriend, Taylor, with his coolness on the phone. But when she shows up for their date, his coolness freezes up, and she becomes the smoot…more
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Trial By Fire, Part 2
Episode 42 Originally aired: December 12, 2007C.J. is trapped in a burning building. Malik's date with Taylor is threatened when she feuds with Jazmine.
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Trial By Fire, Part 3
Episode 43 Originally aired: December 12, 2007Curtis and his crew try to rescue C.J. from a burning building. A smitten Malik becomes blind to Taylor's faults.
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Crazy in Love
Episode 44 Originally aired: December 12, 2007Curtis's old friend sets his sights on Claretha. C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.
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Mommie Dearest
Episode 48 Originally aired: December 26, 2007Janine's return causes Malik's classmates to tease him about her drug addiction. Malik sees C.J. and Curtis's disrespectful behavior toward his mother.
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You Big Dummy
Episode 49 Originally aired: December 26, 2007Janine fails to tell C.J. when she takes the children on an impromptu trip to an amusement park. Calvin dates Tracie, despite C.J.'s feelings for her.
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Aches and Paynes
Episode 50 Originally aired: January 2, 2008Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.
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It's a Boy
Episode 51 Originally aired: January 2, 2008While the fire crew attends to a traffic accident, Curtis must attend to a pregnant woman.
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The Big Bang Theory
Episode 52 Originally aired: January 9, 2008Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.
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Step It Up
Episode 53 Originally aired: January 9, 2008Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.
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No Payne, No Gain
Episode 54 Originally aired: January 16, 2008Jazmine gets appendicitis and has to have surgery. After returning home, however, she takes advantage of everyone by making them wait on her hand and foot. Meanwhile, Curtis is determined to rid the station house of a pesky rat by any means possible, including hiring a "rat whisperer."
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Devil in a Blue Suit
Episode 55 Originally aired: January 16, 2008Janine is starting to act strangely, leading everyone to think she may be using again even though she insists she isn't. When she shows up at home with a black eye, the family decides it's time to take action. Meanwhile, Malik is determined to pay for a new pair of sneakers with money from his new paper route. But his business sense leaves a lot of room for improvement.
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Bad Influence
Episode 56 Originally aired: January 23, 2008Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.
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Play on Playa
Episode 57 Originally aired: January 23, 2008A relationship counselor is writing a book on how a stressful job can put pressure on a relationship. She perceives Calvin is under a lot of stress and invites him over to her house for dinner and a chance to delve into it more privately. But Calvin misreads her signals. Ella is heading out to a revival and leaves the kids in Curtis' care, but Curtis is not about to let anything interfere with his big poker party at t…more
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It's Getting Hot in Here
Episode 58 Originally aired: January 30, 2008CJ and Janine have a brief encounter after a wedding, leading to relationship complications.
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Don't Get It Twisted
Episode 59 Originally aired: January 30, 2008After spending the night together, Janine and CJ get grilled by the rest of the family. CJ wants to let Janine down easy, not realizing that she's already starting to get involved with someone else. Curtis has his own marital problems when a guy named Tony becomes convinced that Curtis is having an affair with his wife.
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Wife Swap
Episode 60 Originally aired: March 5, 2008Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
Episode 62 Originally aired: March 12, 2008Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date.
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Game Over
Episode 63 Originally aired: March 12, 2008The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit.
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Can I Get a Witness?
Episode 64 Originally aired: March 19, 2008Ella learns that she has a lump in her breast. Meanwhile, Calvin thinks he has to go into the witness protection program.
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Commencement Day
Episode 65 Originally aired: March 19, 2008Calvin finds out that he's graduating from college and tells everyone and later learns that the school made a mistake.
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Compromising Positions
Episode 66 Originally aired: March 26, 2008Curtis is offered a fire chief job in Los Angeles, but Ella does not intend to move. Tayna's friend is too aggressive for C.J.
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Moral Dilemma
Episode 68 Originally aired: April 2, 2008CJ must decide what to do with a bag of money he found, but doing the right thing with $50,000 is hard to do.
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Sex, Lies and Videotapes
Episode 69 Originally aired: April 2, 2008The FBI take over the Payne's house for a stakeout and Claretha and all her equipment come over to help with the case.
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Time to Clean House
Episode 70 Originally aired: April 9, 2008Calvin moves in with his girlfriend. Jazmine and Malik help with Claretha's spring cleaning.
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Living With Liz
Episode 71 Originally aired: April 9, 2008Curtis is unhappy when Liz moves in with the Paynes.
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The Beat Down
Episode 72 Originally aired: April 16, 2008Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer, who has an abusive boyfriend. Curtis plans a bachelor party for Keenan.
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Expectations
Episode 73 Originally aired: April 16, 2008News of Janine's pregnancy emerges during a party. Curtis's cable goes out just before a boxing match.
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Cheers
Episode 74 Originally aired: April 23, 2008Malik plans to score the numbers of the entire cheerleading squad by becoming a cheerleader himself.
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me
Episode 75 Originally aired: April 23, 2008The guys' objectification of women at the firehouse flusters Angel, who turns to Ella and Claretha for advice.
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Driving Me Crazy
Episode 76 Originally aired: June 4, 2008Claretha is desperate to get her car back when it is stolen. Calvin baby-sits Miranda's nephew.
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Reunited and… It Don't Feel Good
Episode 77 Originally aired: June 4, 2008Ella and Curtis host a mixer the night before their college reunion and learn things about their college loves. CJ spends a night watching the children.
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What the…?
Episode 78 Originally aired: June 4, 2008A woman CJ saved during a fire rescue insists on paying him back. Jazmine starts using bad language at home and school.
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Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In
Episode 79 Originally aired: June 4, 2008When Curtis, CJ and Calvin take Malik camping for male bonding, he does not return after gathering wood. Ella, Jazmine and Claretha enjoy a night at home.
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How Do You Spell... It's All About Me
Episode 80 Originally aired: June 11, 2008Ella secretly works with a personal trainer and Curtis gets jealous. Meanwhile, Jazmine wins a spelling bee.
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And… Cut!
Episode 81 Originally aired: June 11, 2008C.J. learns he was adopted. Meanwhile, Ella makes the family abstain from all electronic devices.
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Old School vs. New School
Episode 82 Originally aired: June 18, 2008It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants.
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Fire and Desire
Episode 83 Originally aired: June 18, 2008Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.
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Unsung Heroes
Episode 84 Originally aired: June 25, 2008Calvin's friend returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq, but he is not in the moood for his surprise party. Malik must write an essay on his role model.
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Pissed, Poor and Paranoid
Episode 85 Originally aired: June 25, 2008Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management. CJ must fend off advances from his stalker.
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True Lies
Episode 86 Originally aired: July 2, 2008Malik's friend convinces him to cut class to impress classmates. Peanut claims to own the barber shop where Calvin works.
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That Sounds Sweet
Episode 87 Originally aired: July 2, 2008After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business. Malik must learn to play the saxophone for a talent show.
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Meet the Lucases
Episode 88 Originally aired: July 9, 2008A health scare makes the family realize how much they need each other. A visit from Miranda's parents sends Calvin into a panic.
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Out on a Limb
Episode 89 Originally aired: July 9, 2008Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge. Calvin looks for an engagement ring to give Miranda.
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Can't Buy Me Love
Episode 90 Originally aired: July 16, 2008When Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, his friends offer to help.
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To Have and to Hold
Episode 91 Originally aired: July 16, 2008When Calvin wants to propose to Miranda, Jazmine loses the engagement ring. Dana and Delante want to keep their relationship a secret. Janine makes a surprise appearance.
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Unexpected Results
Episode 92 Originally aired: July 23, 2008When Jazmine gets a perfect score on an aptitude test, her teacher encourages CJ and Janine to send Jazmine to a school for gifted students.
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Let's Get Ready to Rumble
Episode 93 Originally aired: July 23, 2008Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party. CJ and Janine get held up by a man robbing the barber shop.
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Father's Day
Episode 94 Originally aired: July 30, 2008Curtis's father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee. A man who has been unable to find his son since Hurricane Katrina finds comfort at the barbershop.
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Whose Wedding is it Anyway
Episode 95 Originally aired: July 30, 2008Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts but ends up taking over everything. CJ and Janine go on an impromptu date.
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All Is Not Lost
Episode 96 Originally aired: July 30, 2008Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling. Calvin has a plan he is sure will earn Miranda's undying trust and acceptance.
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Party Over Here!
Episode 97 Originally aired: August 6, 2008Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.
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The Last Supper
Episode 98 Originally aired: August 6, 2008Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella. Curtis, CJ and Miranda's father give Calvin advice on marriage.
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We've Come This Far by Faith, Part 1
Episode 99 Originally aired: August 6, 2008Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.
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We've Come This Far by Faith, Part 2
Episode 100 Originally aired: August 6, 2008Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.
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