Fake Plastic Snow
Updated 2006-12-05 16:00:00
DAMN THIS SHOW. I am about five minutes away from starting a Betty/Henry fan site, and so was Betty -- until she saw Henry kissing some hot supermodel at the Mode Christmas party! But what she doesn't know was that the model kissed him! HE DIDN'T WANT TO KISS HER, BETTY! HE LOVES YOU! Okay. Apparently, I got kind of invested this week. It's just that Betty is planning the office holiday party, and Henry is helping her with the budgeting, and they are totally meant to be, and it's like she has finally realized this, and will probably going to dump Walter, and then THIS MISUNDERSTANDING HAPPENS! I don't know if I can take it, especially since Henry called later to ask Betty if she wanted to watch Rudolph with him, and also to explain about the supermodel, and Hilda threw away the message because she's, like, obsessed with Betty and Walter for some dumb reason. Why would you DO THAT, Hilda? Why? Some other stuff happened, but damned if I can remember what it was. Oh, right: Daniel realizes he's in love with Salma; Betty and Daniel decide that Amanda is the one to replace Betty when she takes the job at NYW; Hilda makes up with Gina Gambaro; Dreamy Texan Ted Lebeau comes to see Wil for Christmas (yay!); and Marc thinks Wil is trying to kill him, when she actually just wants to give him a Hummer. The CAR, you perv. Okay, I made an inappropriate sex joke: I feel more like a snarky, dispassionate recapper again.