Four Thanksgivings And A Funeral
Updated 2006-11-19 16:00:00
Thanksgiving number one: Daniel's too busy mooning over Salma to face his parents' Thanksgiving brunch, until he learns that Salma's going to be there, and decides to make an appearance. Alas, she brings her boyfriend, who makes Daniel feel inferior in every way. At the end of the night, Daniel kisses her, but she goes back to her boyfriend, expecting a proposal any day now. Thanksgiving number two: Hilda's lording it over Betty about picking up Betty's slack at home, and doesn't want to hear it when Betty has reason to suspect that Leah the Lawyer is a crook who will take the Suarezes' money and disappear. And then that's what happens. Thanksgiving number three: Amanda and Marc spend the day in the Mode Closet trying on couture gowns and trying to get over Daniel. Yes, I said Amanda and Marc. He shares his burgeoning theory that Wil's a lesbian, based on all the phone calls between his boss and some mystery woman. Amanda finds the mystery woman's number, gets a hold of Fey by pretending to be Wil, and hangs up before they learn who's on the other end of the line. Thanksgiving number four: Wil blows off a Versace thing to stay home and make Thanksgiving dinner for Nico. It's really very sweet, until Fey calls to ask Wil why someone pretending to be her is calling from the Mode offices. The funeral: Bradford has decided not only that Fey is alive, but that the Mysterious Leatherman has been double-crossing him all along. So he hires a newer, bigger thug to stuff ML into Fey's empty tomb. Kind of hard to be thankful after a day like that.