Grant's TV Reviews

Greg Kinnear. John "Skunkboy" Henson. Aisha Tyler. Hal Sparks. And now, Joel McHale! I LOVE the Soup, and have been watching since Skunkboy's extra-kinky romp with some fried chicken. Although talk television and soaps and all that jazz have kinda dimmed in the past few years, at least "The Soup" is always there to make fun of most of it and give me something to giggle about. I have my favourite moments with all of the hosts, but Joel's takes the freakin' cake! (Alright, compose thyself...) He was talking about Beyonce when she did a show in Madrid. When Beyonce kicked into "Irreplaceable", she thought she was the "sugar honey iced tea", and started doing that thing she does where she [profane] her head all violently while she sings & pauses dramatically at the bridge of the song. Joel said, afterward "...The audience was impressed, until they realized she was having a stroke... 'Somebody! Put a belt in her mouth! It's Reality-Show-Clip-Time!' DUDE! I laughed for almost a straight hour, and every five minutes afterward. Joel's a bit of comedic genius, definitely... Doesn't hurt that he's adorable, too, but let's not go there right now. Congratulations on your new baby boy, Joey! Keep up the GREAT work!