by Jeffrey Slonim
"We're at dinner and he picks up this steak knife and he says, 'can I count your teeth? You look like you have more teeth than the normal person.'"
"In the middle of dinner he started playing air guitar. And I excused myself."
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"I had a blind date with someone once. We went to a swanky Italian restaurant, and he showed up wearing cutoffs. I was like, 'Maybe this isn't going to work.'"
"I don't accept dates with just any kind of guy. I'm very picky. I'm French."
"There was one that dragged on for four hours. I didn't want to be impolite and take my phone out, but it was the never-ending dinner."
"I have never told this story: The worst one was a blind date with Lisa Rinna. We had had wonderful phone conversations, but when I arrived to pick her up, I think she was disappointed. She wanted out of it as fast as possible. And I made it go on as long as possible. I've never seen her since. I think she thought I was a bit young and probably not her taste.
"Every date I ever had led into year long relationships."
"I just make them disappear."