The SetAnna Faris’s ‘SNL’ Appearance, According to the ‘SNL’ Sketch Predictor
I've been to the future and brought back this sketch-by-sketch rundown of tomorrow's episode of "Saturday Night Live." Or is it just a series of very educated guesses? Read our "SNL" Sketch Predictor and judge for yourself.
11:29 PM Cold open: President Obama (Fred Armisen) addresses the country from the Oval Office, using his impressive fundraising results to needle his Republican opponents.
11:37 PM Monologue: Host Anna Faris takes questions from the audience, which are all about the number of sexual partners she's had; the last question comes from her husband, Chris Pratt (in a cameo as himself).
11:40 PM Commercial parody: Bank of America tries to spin its recent announcement about increasing debit-card fees by touting new features for account holders, including checks featuring the leads of "Game of Thrones" and ATMs that dispense compliments.
11:44 PM A preview of the new reality show starring Courtney Stodden (Faris) and her husband, Doug Hutchison (Taran Killam).
11:54 PM Two A-Holes (Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig) join the protests at Occupy Wall Street.
12:00 AM Digital Short: Customer (Andy Samberg) buys an iPhone 4S the day it comes out, only to see it replaced by seven newer models released on his way home from the store.
12:05 AM [Drake performs.]
12:13 AM Weekend Update features Herman Cain (Kenan Thompson) talking about taking the lead in the polls among Republican Presidential candidates, only to be interrupted by zingers from Michele Bachmann (Wiig); Johnny Depp (Paul Brittain) tries to clarify his remarks regarding the similarities between photo shoots and rape; ordinary NBA fan Jeff Minkowski (Bobby Moynihan) describes the hobbies he's taken up since the lockout, including mime and Vietnamese cookery.
12:27 AM Faris (as herself) is a guest on an Italian talk show hosted by Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader).
12:40 AM A taped montage of failed auditions for the "Footloose" remake, including those of Cameron Diaz (Faris), Nicolas Cage (Samberg), and Björk (Wiig).
12:46 AM A couple celebrating their wedding anniversary (Faris and Samberg) are interrupted by an increasingly aggressive rose peddler (Killam).
12:50 AM [Drake performs.]
12:56 AM The participants in an ordinary business meeting quickly turn feral when their Blackberries all lose service at once.
1:01 AM Goodnight!
Previously in the "SNL" Sketch Predictor:
